The new, not-entirely-improved lifeguard shacks are making South Beach locals cringe
“I hope the real message of Jesus can be heard over the banging of hate drums”
He is still "completely freaked out by this whole thing"
"Finally, no more fretting over free-range floaters when planning a day at the beach."
"300 has earned a spot in my ever-expanding gay porn collection."
Probable cause got flaws like dirty drawers.
"We are swimming in a sea of pollution."
The day Anna Nicole Smith's corpse was wheeled from the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, tribe members were setting up for their annual powwow.
"These two guys made a mountain out of a molehill"
”Green ends her hypocritical, moralizing piece with a prediction”
"Miami residents should take development where we can get it. Its basically our last chance."
"I'm close to a million dollars in debt on this film"
"If you did it in Iraq, either a Sunni or Shiite would car-bomb you!"
"Better a couple of scratches on my Bentley than a broken rear window"
“An up or down vote is all we ask”
Everything about this seems a bit hypocritical
New evidence may exonerate Luis Diaz, imprisoned for 26 years as the Bird Road Rapist