We deal with people on the worst days of their lives
"I hope you stay on this. Nobody else seems to have the balls to do it.”
"Miami has lost a premier shooting facility. What a pity!"
"We make sure the girls are handling these weapons properly"
"Any officer who deserts [his] soldiers is a coward"
"Camilo Mejía, you, sir, use America's freedom of speech to erase your cowardice."
"I thought there was no place I couldn’t handle … but I sure as hell won’t set foot in ‘Baghdad West,’ that’s fo sho!"
"It never ceases to amaze me how we sell our integrity for so little when it is the only thing we have."
"The fact is that this guy Barney wants to flex something and feel important. He wants to make it racial."
"Tattoo an exit visa on Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda’s ass and send him back where he belongs."
"Connolly's a scumbag"
"There are plenty of white whores riding poles and collecting dollar bills in G-strings."
"Is this like some Howard Stern thing where you’re supposed to look stupid?”
"How is it that Carlos Rios has a phone?"
"As the chair, you had the power to say something, and you didnt"
"I think he deserved to be executed"
"This recall is all about Seijas’s lack of competence"
"They were both tall and had great shoulders, and so does Fidel"
"You are sanctioning further police corruption"
"The inmates throw pee, bleach, semen, doo-doo; wee-wees out everywhere"
Big names? Big Deal. An alternative take on the Book Fair.
"The immigration system must be expeditious, fair, and just”
"I am finally free from persecution”
This is not the first time Raul Masvidal has tried to snooker the county into a bad deal
"The photo you included of me with the implant appeared sensationalistic.”
"The victims will never get justice"
I'll get the girls together for the weekend, leave early ... party, and snooze on the way back"
"Anger, ignorance, and revenge have returned to prominence”
"I saw myself in the shower, and I'm sexier than Richard"
“They’re more concerned about Iraq than their own communities”
"Rattlesnakes and cobras came out of their holes.”
The first thing you learn to kill is your identity
I tremble at the thought of facing down Bat-mullah!
Readers get their war on
It's all about your religious beliefs, you agnostic, you!
More on the great suicide debate
Butterflies take over Fairchild