Emily Witt

Media Day of the Dead

“We deal with people on the worst days of their lives”

Letters from the Issue of June 28, 2007

"I hope you stay on this. Nobody else seems to have the balls to do it.”

Letters from the Issue of June 21, 2007

"Miami has lost a premier shooting facility. What a pity!"

Your Tax Dollars at Work

Bazooka Babes

"We make sure the girls are handling these weapons properly"

Letters from the Issue of May 24, 2007

"Any officer who deserts [his] soldiers is a coward"

Letters from the Issue of May 17, 2007

"Camilo Mejía, you, sir, use America's freedom of speech to erase your cowardice."

Letters from the Issue of May 3, 2007

"I thought there was no place I couldn’t handle … but I sure as hell won’t set foot in ‘Baghdad West,’ that’s fo sho!"

Letters from the Issue of April 26, 2007

"It never ceases to amaze me how we sell our integrity for so little when it is the only thing we have."

Letters from the Issue of April 12, 2007

"The fact is that this guy Barney wants to flex something and feel important. He wants to make it racial."

Letters from the issue of March 29, 2007

"Tattoo an exit visa on Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda’s ass and send him back where he belongs."

Letters from the Issue of February 22, 2007

"Connolly's a scumbag"

Letters from the Issue of February 15, 2007

"There are plenty of white whores riding poles and collecting dollar bills in G-strings."

Go West Young Man

America, the Test

"Is this like some Howard Stern thing where you’re supposed to look stupid?”

Letters from the Issue of January 18, 2007

"How is it that Carlos Rios has a phone?"

Lincoln-Douglas It Wasn’t

"As the chair, you had the power to say something, and you didn’t"

Letters from the Issue of December 28, 2006

"I think he deserved to be executed"

Letters from the Issue of December 21, 2006

"This recall is all about Seijas’s lack of competence"

Stone Gets Spanked

"They were both tall and had great shoulders, and so does Fidel"

Letters from the Issue of November 23, 2006

"You are sanctioning further police corruption"

Risky Business

"The inmates throw pee, bleach, semen, doo-doo; wee-wees out everywhere"

Beach Reads

Big names? Big Deal. An alternative take on the Book Fair.

Letters from the Issue of November 2, 2006

"The immigration system must be expeditious, fair, and just”

Letters from the Issue of October 26, 2006

"I am finally free from persecution”

Douglas Road Goes Off the (Metro) Rails

This is not the first time Raul Masvidal has tried to snooker the county into a bad deal

Letters from the Issue of September 14, 2006

"The photo you included of me with the implant appeared sensationalistic.”

Letters from the Issue of August 10, 2006

"The victims will never get justice"

Letters from the Issue of July 6, 2006

I'll get the girls together for the weekend, leave early ... party, and snooze on the way back"

Letters from the Issue of June 15, 2006

"Anger, ignorance, and revenge have returned to prominence”

Letters from the Issue of May 18, 2006

"I saw myself in the shower, and I'm sexier than Richard"

Letters from the Issue of May 4, 2006

“They’re more concerned about Iraq than their own communities”

Letters from the Issue of April 20, 2006

"Rattlesnakes and cobras came out of their holes.”

Letters from the Issue of February 2, 2006

Website woes

Letters from the Issue of January 26, 2006

The first thing you learn to kill is your identity

Letters from the Issue of January 19, 2006

I tremble at the thought of facing down Bat-mullah!

Letters from the Issue of January 5, 2006

Readers get their war on

Letters from the Issue of December 22-28, 2005

It's all about your religious beliefs, you agnostic, you!

Letters from the Issue of December 15-21, 2005

More on the great suicide debate

Rockin' with Chopin

Forget About the Rock

Amor Vincit Omnia

Super Grrlz

Can't Join 'Em? Laugh at 'Em!

Fresh to Death

Banned in Tampa

Selected Calendar Events for the Week of August 11

Who Wants Short Shorts?

That's Racin'!

Float On By

Butterflies take over Fairchild