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Going Mental

Mindhunters is truly stupid fun

Joshua Radin to Perform at Culture Room, Feb. 3

I first discovered Joshua Radin through the 2006 Zach Braff chick flick The Last Kiss -- don't ask why or how I ended up watching it -- but after one listen I was hooked on "Star Mile" and the whole We Were Here album. To be fair, he probably owes his success equally to his talent and his friendship ... More >>

Lousy Movie

Spartan laughs to be had in this lackluster parody.

Brawls to the Wall!

New Times salutes Miami's finest fisticuffs of the past year

New Times's top DVD picks for the week of October 11

New Times salutes Miami's finest fisticuffs of the past year

Think Different

Could it be that this year's crop of summer movies actually requires a brain cell or two?

Emmy or Not to Emmy?

That's been the long, hard decision for TV academy chairman Bryce Zabel

TV or Not TV?

That's been the long, hard decision for TV academy chairman Bryce Zabel

Afterthought Special

That's been the long, hard decision for TV academy chairman Bryce Zabel

Selling at Mary

That's been the long, hard decision for TV academy chairman Bryce Zabel

The Hate Parade

That's been the long, hard decision for TV academy chairman Bryce Zabel

The Great Lesbian Club Wars

Ugly accusations. Cutthroat business dealings. Verbal assaults and handguns. South Florida's lesbian nightlife is beginning to look more and more like a combat zone.

He’ll Make Beautiful Mugica

Ugly accusations. Cutthroat business dealings. Verbal assaults and handguns. South Florida's lesbian nightlife is beginning to look more and more like a combat zone.

Funny Girl

Ugly accusations. Cutthroat business dealings. Verbal assaults and handguns. South Florida's lesbian nightlife is beginning to look more and more like a combat zone.

Guide to Recognizing Your New Orleans Saints

​"Who Dat Nation" has begun its descent on our fair city in advance of the Super Bowl, where the New Orleans Saints will take on the Indianapolis Colts. Fittingly, while the Colts will stay in Fort Lauderdale, the Saints will hang out at the InterContinental Hotel in downtown Miami, and last nigh ... More >>

The Humane Society Began Its Battle with Farmers Right Here in Florida

​"Who Dat Nation" has begun its descent on our fair city in advance of the Super Bowl, where the New Orleans Saints will take on the Indianapolis Colts. Fittingly, while the Colts will stay in Fort Lauderdale, the Saints will hang out at the InterContinental Hotel in downtown Miami, and last nigh ... More >>

MP3 of the Day: Rick Ross Featuring Triple C's - "Bust Your Heart"

via @rickyrozay on Twitpic​Another day, another Rick Ross track. No one can ever say Miami's biggest stars right now aren't prolific; Ricky Rozay and Pitbull keep us bloated in blog posts.Continuing signs of Ross' domination (and the apocalypse) keep rolling in. Check, for instance, that weird mom ... More >>

American Idol diva Fantasia Barrino Is Out of the Hospital and Working Again

​You know what's funny about primetime pop pageant American Idol? (Nope, not ex-panelist Ellen Degeneres.) It's that the biggest star to ever shoot out of that black hole was a loser named Jennifer Hudson. Of course, there's an argument to be made for Season One winner, Kelly Clarkson. And if you ... More >>

Fantasia Barrino at James L. Knight Center November 14

​You know what's funny about primetime pop pageant American Idol? (Nope, not ex-panelist Ellen Degeneres.) It's that the biggest star to ever shoot out of that black hole was a loser named Jennifer Hudson. Of course, there's an argument to be made for Season One winner, Kelly Clarkson. And if you ... More >>

Box of Justin Bieber's Hair, Yes Just the Hair, Will Be Making Appearance in Miami

​Justin Bieber, either a cherubic being sent from heaven with the voice of an angel or an obvious agent sent from hell bent on destroying the world depending on your point of view, recently cut his trademark hair. Ellen DeGeneres, who coincidentally now shares a similar coiffure to the Biebz, dec ... More >>

OMFG!!! Justin Bieber's Hair Makes Fundraising Appearance in Miami Beach

Michael E. MillerNo Bieber's were harmed in the making of this photo.​When Justin Bieber made the momentous decision to allow someone to cut off his famous locks, MTV called it "the haircut heard 'round the world."So Riptide wasn't surprised when we heard that the precious pelo had sold for $40,66 ... More >>

Get Swag With Lil B the Based God at Eve Tonight

Virgil SolisLil B, AKA #BASEDGOD.You hear that? In the distance. That chanting. It sounds like some sort of mantra, like some sort of militaristic call to arms. It rings out from Western Hialeah, all the way to Pinecrest. What are the people saying? What is this holy refrain? Wait, wait, I can make ... More >>

Lil B Acts Swag and Raps Over Pre-Recorded Tracks at Eve, June 12

Teresa LiberatoreLil B rocking the LeBron look.Lil B With O'Grime and YNG June 12, 2011 Better Than: The outcome of the NBA Finals. Last night, hip-hop cult sensation Lil B performed to a small crowd at downtown nightclub Eve. The event was announced the day before, promoted almost exclusively on ... More >>

Ten Reasons the First Season of NBC's The Voice Didn't Suck

​Before you start anything in life, you will more than likely hear the phrase, "There have been many that have come before you." And we have to wonder if that's how NBC's The Voice felt coming onto the TV scene. There have been many singing competition shows. And some have served up talented sin ... More >>

Juggalos, Rebecca Black, and Three Other Crappy Music Cruises We Hope Never Set Sail

​Why are music cruises all the rage? Is it some kind of reactionary Great Recession diversion for those few who can actually afford it? Back in February, Miami's young-adults-in-leather-jackets got a taste of the open seas with the garage rock-themed Bruise Cruise. Atlanta scuzzballs Black Lips w ... More >>

O'Grime's "Valanciunas" Basketball Tribute Track Gets Major Play in Lithuanian Arenas

How #Swag you think they keep it in Lithuania?​Last week, O'Grime -- the fresh faces at the front of Miami's #Swag hip-hop contingency -- dropped their new single, "Valanciunas (Big V Lithuanian Hero)," a tribute to Lithuanian sports star and Toronto Raptors draft pick Jonas Valanciunas. As the t ... More >>

Elton John Announces South Florida Show at BankAtlantic Center on March 9

Elton John, AKA Captain Fantastic.​There was a time when Elton John dressed (and acted) like the teenage lovechild of Liberace and Vegas-era Elvis on a helium bender. Bedazzled in silver jumpsuits with his face behind massive sunglasses and his feet stuffed into patent-leather platform moon boo ... More >>