Elizabeth Taylor

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Luther "Luke" Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke has some relationship advice for Kim Kardashian.It shouldn't surprise anyone interested in celebrity culture that Kim ... More >>

Celebrity Autobiography exposes stars as the half-wits they are

Luther "Luke" Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke has some relationship advice for Kim Kardashian.It shouldn't surprise anyone interested in celebrity culture that Kim ... More >>

Liz Taylor's Miami Beach Love Letters to Be Auctioned Off

​Elizabeth Taylor was no stranger to life and love in Miami Beach, having lived and stayed here many times over her illustrious life. In fact, back in 1949 she fell in love with William Pawley Jr., the son of a Miami Beach millionaire, and now the never-before-seen love letters she wrote to Pawley ... More >>

Southernmost Moron: Westboro Baptist Church Drone Pickets Elizabeth Taylor in Key West, For Some Reason

​Pity the man pictured here. After all, how many times would you have to be (metaphorically) touched by an uncle (named, say, Fred) for your brain to turn to such mush that on a beautiful Saturday afternoon in Key West all you want to do is hold signs declaring that a recently-dead film actress is ... More >>

Elizabeth Taylor, Miami Resident and Original Tabloid Celebrity, Dies at 79

Liz Taylor sells candy in a 1950s Whitman's ad​Movie legend, late-in-life food fan and onetime Miami resident Elizabeth Taylor has died. Taylor, 79, was diagnosed with congestive heart failure six years ago. She was married eight times, won two Oscars, played footsie with Michael Jackson an ... More >>

Rick Scott Owns the World's Ugliest Custom Cowboy Boots

via The Buzz These boots were made for gawking. ​This isn't Texas, and no one really expects our governor to tramp around in cowboy boots. Maybe wearing the "official" Florida shoe, the flip-flop, would be appropriate, but cowboy boots? Well, it turns out Rick Scott has a thing for boots th ... More >>

South Beach's New Gay Hotel Encourages You To Order Room Service Naked

​Few things in South Beach can be called exclusively straight, but there's always room for an unabashedly queer take on things. Enter Lords South Beach. It promises to be the only exclusively gay hotel in South Beach and is set for a soft opening on November 21. There's a few twists on traditional ... More >>

Friday Food Funnies: One Liners, Jokes, and Food Quotes

​The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world. -- Robert Orben Practice safe eating -- always use condiments. -- Lynda MontgomeryDid you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy ... More >>

Art Battles turns Wynwood's Eazy Street Gallery into a war zone

​The next time you feel like complaining, remember that your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30 percent of the people in the world. -- Robert Orben Practice safe eating -- always use condiments. -- Lynda MontgomeryDid you ever notice they never take any fat hostages? You never see a guy ... More >>

Friday Food Funnies: Girl Talk

Thanks to Alex Izaguirre for the cool new Friday Food Funnies graphic​Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, and small people talk about wine. ~Fran LebowitzIs Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds. ~Joan RiversMost turkeys taste better the day after; my moth ... More >>

Elizabeth Taylor Vintage Poster Exhibition Opens Tomorrow Night

WikicommonsAs a kid, Miami Beach freelance writer Kendall Natvig went to his first Elizabeth Taylor movie--Giant--with his father. He's been hooked on the legendary actress ever since. In the last 35 years, he's collected at least one original poster from every E.T. flick (of which there ... More >>

John Waters Brings His Filthy World to MGLFF

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The Mother of All Drag Queens

For one night, the "Pope of Trash" reigns over South Beach.

Be Your Own Bedazzler

Get bling for every body part at the Gem & Jewelry Show.

Inside The Surf Club Kitchen

Get bling for every body part at the Gem & Jewelry Show.

Inside The Surf Club Kitchen

Get bling for every body part at the Gem & Jewelry Show.

The Kindness of Students

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Impish illusionist powerfully probes perception

Elizabeth the Queen

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Vik Muniz gets creative with condiments

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Wouldn't you love to rub shoulders with a man who has been knighted by the Queen of England, honored by the Pope, and appointed our local Liberian ambassador? Of course you would!

Set 'Em Up and Go

One of the best bartenders in the world lives in Miami, but he's hanging up his apron

Letters

One of the best bartenders in the world lives in Miami, but he's hanging up his apron

Set 'Em Up and Go

One of the best bartenders in the world lives in Miami, but he's hanging up his apron

Smooch

One of the best bartenders in the world lives in Miami, but he's hanging up his apron

Swelter

One of the best bartenders in the world lives in Miami, but he's hanging up his apron

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One of the best bartenders in the world lives in Miami, but he's hanging up his apron

Why the Tabs are Fab

One of the best bartenders in the world lives in Miami, but he's hanging up his apron

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One of the best bartenders in the world lives in Miami, but he's hanging up his apron

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One of the best bartenders in the world lives in Miami, but he's hanging up his apron

Swelter

One of the best bartenders in the world lives in Miami, but he's hanging up his apron

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One of the best bartenders in the world lives in Miami, but he's hanging up his apron

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One of the best bartenders in the world lives in Miami, but he's hanging up his apron

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One of the best bartenders in the world lives in Miami, but he's hanging up his apron

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One of the best bartenders in the world lives in Miami, but he's hanging up his apron

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One of the best bartenders in the world lives in Miami, but he's hanging up his apron

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One of the best bartenders in the world lives in Miami, but he's hanging up his apron

Raising Hellman

One of the best bartenders in the world lives in Miami, but he's hanging up his apron

Swelter

One of the best bartenders in the world lives in Miami, but he's hanging up his apron

Holy Ship

One of the best bartenders in the world lives in Miami, but he's hanging up his apron

Bridal Sour

One of the best bartenders in the world lives in Miami, but he's hanging up his apron