When we last saw him, Steven Tyler had turned into a 63-year-old grandma who'd gotten lost on a sandbar.
Well, the Aerosmith frontman is back in the tabloid blogosphere for his bod. Only this time it's got nothing to do with his grams gams.
No, Steven Tyler has completely fucking twisted toes. And ... More >>
In a weakened economy, the thought of calling it quits at the age of 55 is a pipe dream. The grim reality for many is they'll work till the day they die, much like the 80-year-old who settles for a part-time gig at Publix to supplement a $300 Social Security check.
For rock stars, h ... More >>
David Lee Roth isn't so sad and lonely anymore. The 57-year-old "gigolo" has reunited with his Dutch-brothers-from-another-mother -- Eddie and Alex -- and he's gearing up for Van Halen's North American tour, hitting the BankAtlantic Center on April 10. The only problem: It's not 1978.
Shortly a ... More >>
Trick Daddy is partly to blame for Prunk TV's ESPN addiction.The weekend before last, I went to the NASCAR Ford 400 at the Homestead-Miami Speedway and it was amazing.
I used my press pass to get right up on the track and it felt like my teeth were gonna explode. Kind of like the way they felt a ... More >>
Anthrax's Scott Ian rocks the goat beard.Thrash kings Anthrax, anchored by famously outspoken guitarist Scott Ian, land in Miami this Sunday as special guests on a tour with Slayer and Megadeth. Or at least, that's the plan. If we learned anything from this week's Miami New Times print music feat ... More >>
Notes from the Soundboard is a new column appearing weekly on
Crossfade, focused on pop music's history and ongoing evolution. Lee
Zimmerman shares insights and observations on how music continues to
connect with the weirdness of the world. Click here to read past installments.In the coming da ... More >>