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Dwyane Wade

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    March 28, 2011

    Heat Beat Rockets in Historic Fashion

    ​With the NBA playoffs just a few weeks away, it's that time of year when we get a whole lotta Dwayne Wade and his towering deeds of heroic awesomeness all up in our faces. And even though D-Wade has made his name around these parts as a pretty righteous ass-kicker, it's comforting to know he's go ... More >>

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    March 11, 2011

    Charles Barkley: "Nobody Cares About the Miami Heat"

    The Devil on your shoulder.​America's favorite loudmouthed basketball has-been Charles Barkley and Heat star Dwyane Wade might costar in a series of cell phone commercials, but Barkley hasn't let that dampen his criticism of the Heat. The Heat finally pulled out another victory last night against ... More >>

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    March 7, 2011

    Miami Heat Have Yet Another Late-Game Meltdown, Get Swept By Bulls

    ​The Miami Heat had yet another late-game collapse, losing yet another game at the buzzer and going down to yet another playoff-caliber team when they lost 87-86 to the Chicago Bulls yesterday. And while the Heat are now 0-6 against the Celtics and Bulls, and 1-9 against the NBA's top five teams, ... More >>

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    February 15, 2011

    D-Wade Drops 41 as Heat Stave Off Pacers

    ​After turning in a few lackluster performances of late, the never-ending news cycle and knee-jerk brigade turned its attention to Dwyane Wade and his sudden and abrupt downfall as a the alpha dog on this Miami Heat team, while LeBron James took center stage as The Man With The Biggest Nuggets.&nb ... More >>

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    January 27, 2011

    Cold Fourth Quarter Sinks Heat

    ​Dwyane Wade's magic goggles seemed to run out of awesome juice in the fourth quarter of Thursday night's 93-88 loss to the New York Knicks.Because after Wade started the game hitting pretty much every shot he threw up (except his free throws... hit those goddamn free throws, D-Wade!!), he missed ... More >>

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    January 20, 2011

    Gabrielle Union is Not Pregnant With Lil Dwyane

    ​Despite an enthusiastic toast to boyfriend Dwyane Wade's fathering skills and something that maybe, possibly looked like a, ugh, "baby bump," Gabrielle Union wants you to know that she is not pregnant with Wade's child. Which is a shame, considering we're pretty sure that a Wade baby could come o ... More >>

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    January 18, 2011

    Dwyane Wade Tells Gabrielle Union When to Wear Spanx

    ​So maybe you didn't get an invitation to Dwyane Wade's $100,000 29th birthday bash this weekend that spanned both the W and Mokai, but someone with a video camera sure did. They caught Wade's girlfriend, actress Gabrielle Union, delivering her candid, funny and heartfelt speech for the occasion. ... More >>

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    January 15, 2011

    Heat Fall Short Against Bulls, Lose Third Straight

    ​LeBron James was forced to sit out his second-straight game with his karma-fucked ankle, forcing Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh to once again play with Mario Chalmers longer than they should be able to.Wade missed a three-point attempt as regulation expired, as the Heat fell to the Bulls 99-96, givin ... More >>

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    January 11, 2011

    Belvedere Vodka Picks Up $100,000 Tab for Dwyane Wade's Birthday

    Dwyane Wade​Miami Heat superstar Dwyane Wade celebrates his 29th birthday this Monday and will be celebrating this weekend in South Beach. Will his party rival that of teammate LeBron James' held a few weeks ago that featured a giant cake decorated with Swarovski crystals? The apparent $100,000 pr ... More >>

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    January 5, 2011

    Lunch Break: Remember That Time LeBron Hosted SNL?

    ​We here in Miami carry the responsibility of the sole defenders of LeBron James, but the guy has only been in town for six months. It wasn't that long ago when we sort of hated the guy, like everyone else, and maybe didn't pay attention to him that much. I mean, did we even watch his hosting stin ... More >>

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    December 23, 2010
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    December 22, 2010

    Does Dwyane Wade Want Out of Miami? No, He Just Wants to Sell You Cell Phone Service

    Maybe he really misses Shaq? ​We said yesterday that if Dwyane Wade ever left Miami we'd wouldn't freak out to the same degree that Cleveland did over LeBron. But, yes, we'd probably have some sort of temporary meltdown before maintaining a stiff upper lip pretending that we've never even heard o ... More >>

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    December 2, 2010

    Pictures of Dwyane Wade's New $10.6 Million Miami Beach Mansion

    ​Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade will soon have a new place to call home. According to The Wall Street Journal Wade recently paid $10.65 million dollars for an expansive 6 bedroom mansion on La Gorce Island in Miami Beach. The Mediterranean-style house has more than 13,000 sq. ft. of living space, and ... More >>

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    November 18, 2010
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    November 12, 2010

    Heat Fall to the Celtics, Drop to 5-4

    ​"It's reality now. The chemistry isn't at the level of these good teams." So said LeBron James following the Heat's 112-107 loss the Boston Celtics Thursday night at the American Airlines Arena. The Heat have now dropped 13 of the last 14 regular season meetings to the Celtics, have fallen t ... More >>

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    November 1, 2010

    Dwyane Wade Dressed as Justin Timberlake for Halloween

    ​Dwyane Wade's main goal in life right now is to bring championship rings back to Miami, but this Halloween, he found time in his busy schedule to bring sexy back. That's right: He dressed up as Justin Timberlake, complete with "whiteface." No word on whether his girlfriend, Gabrielle Union, wore ... More >>

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    October 30, 2010

    Heat Take Down Magic in Home Opener

    ​How do you respond when one of your biggest rivals calls you a lap dog, arrogant and questions your competitiveness? By completely smashing them in the face with your awesomeness and beating the crap out of them by 26 points. That's one way to go about it. And, coincidentally enough, that's the r ... More >>

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    October 28, 2010
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    October 27, 2010

    Wade, Dwyane Wade: Watch Him Fly Through the Skies of Downtown in New Jordan Ad

    ​So last night's Heat game against the Celtics was a painful thing to watch. Granted, if that was the Heat playing at its worst against one of the league's other premier squads in very hostile territory, we probably don't have anything to worry about this season. That's what we'll tell ourselves a ... More >>

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    October 6, 2010

    Heat Win in LeBron's Debut, Wade Hurt, Bosh Was There Too

    ​The dream of having LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh on the same court finally became a reality last night! For about three minutes. But still. D-Wade had to sit out most of the Heat's pre-season debut against the Detroit Pistons when he strained his right hamstring three and half minutes ... More >>

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    October 4, 2010

    Dwyane Wade Demands Ex-Wife Go Under Psychiatric Evaluation

    Dwyane Wade's heated divorce battle with ex-wife Siohvaughn may have come to an end earlier this year, but the two continue to battle it out in an equally contentious custody battle. Today Wade's lawyer filed a motion in a Chicago court demanding that Siohvaughn go under a psychiatric evaluation, cl ... More >>

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    September 9, 2010

    Does Dwyane Wade Have a Kryptonite?

    What's Dwyane Wade's kryptonite? Other than the occasional New Times feature, of course.​Dwight Howard and Shaquille O'Neal, two seven-foot hulks with firm Floridian ties, have, in recent years, been involved in a weird war of words (mostly Shaq's) concerning who has rightful claim to the nickname ... More >>

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    August 27, 2010

    Dwyane Wade Heard What We Said About His Acting Ability

    On Tuesday we sized up Dwyane Wade's acting ability based on his latest commercial for Gatorade's G Series Live. Well, Men's Health saw the post and happened to have had Dwyane Wade swoop by their offices yesterday. Apparently they think we said LeBron James is a better actor than Wade (which is not ... More >>

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    August 25, 2010

    Dwyane Wade Goes Undercover as Nerd in Gatorade Ad

    ​Adopting an alter-ego for a commercial is a time honored tradition amongst NBA players. There was Larry Johnson's Grandma Ma, Penny Hardaway's Lil Penny, and of course LeBron James' multi-personality turn in Nike's "The LeBrons" commercials. Now Dwyane Wade has joined the tradition, shilling ... More >>

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    August 16, 2010

    Video: Dwyane Wade Crushes the Souls of Several Children

    ​If the NBA were a Disney sports movie, the Miami Heat would be the team of freakishly large, scowling kids who pull up to games in an all-black bus, wear Dolph Lundren buzz cuts, and scare the crap out of the scrappy underdogs. The upcoming season will be a lot more fun if Wade, Bosh, an ... More >>

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    July 22, 2010
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    July 19, 2010

    Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union Finally Take Relationship Public

    via Just Jared​Since at least 2008, Dwyane Wade and Hollywood hottie Gabrielle Union have kept their relationship on the down-low as Wade's heated divorce from the mother of his children slowly worked its way through the courts. Now that the divorce papers have officially been signed, Wade and Uni ... More >>

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    July 19, 2010

    Dwyane Wade Clarifies That the Heat Losing Won't Be Anything Like 9/11

    via SI​It's apparently OK to use 9/11 metaphors only if you're a war-hawk politician on the campaign trail. Dwyane Wade had to find out the hard way. The Miami Heat star has apologized after an off-the-cuff comment to the media this past weekend made it seem like he was compari ... More >>

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    July 13, 2010

    Flo Rida, Poe Boy Music Group "We Already Won" Track Celebrates LeBron, D-Wade, Bosh

    via realclearsports.com​LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh. Triple word score. The Miami Heat are gonna have Biscayne Boulevard locked up bumper to bumper. The Metrorail, bus, and Metromover are gonna be packed like sardine cans, the parking lot bums are gonna get paid better than we do, and th ... More >>

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    July 12, 2010

    Dolphins Misspell Dwyane Wade's Name in Congratulatory Ad

    via NBCMiami​The Miami Dolphins aren't jealous that the Miami Heat pretty much stole their title as the city's favorite sports team with the signing of Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh, and LeBron James. No, sir. In fact, they put a full-page ad in both the Miami Herald and the Sun-Sentinel this weekend co ... More >>

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    July 8, 2010
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    July 7, 2010

    Chris Bosh Definitely, Positively Joining D-Wade in Miami, ESPN Says

    Two out of three, folks. Two out of three!​Heat fans: Put down the gin, back away from the train tracks, and climb down from the edge of the AA Arena roof (talking to you now, Burnie).Superstar Chris Bosh will join über-superstar Dwyane Wade on the hardwood for your Miami Heat next season. So say ... More >>

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    July 7, 2010

    Dwyane Wade's YouTube Message to Heat Fans: "My Heart Led Me Back Here"

    ​Dwyane Wade let Miami's oft-tortured sports fans breathe a heavy sigh of relief this morning by re-signing with the Miami Heat and bringing Chris Bosh with him. Wade certainly stoked our abandonment complex at times, but he just put up a YouTube video thanking "the real fans that really gave ... More >>

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    July 5, 2010

    Heat Send Fans to Greet Dwyane Wade at Airport, Fans Go to the Wrong Terminal

    ​With Dwyane Wade set to return to Miami from Chicago this morning, the Miami Heat sent out a call via Twitter to all fans, gas stations, residences, warehouses, farmhouses, henhouses, outhouses and doghouses in the area to meet D-Wade at Miami International Airport and show him some love. It was ... More >>

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    July 2, 2010

    Dwyane Wade Says He's "in a New York State of Mind"; Shut Up, Dwyane Wade

    ​Dwyane Wade went into his meeting with the New York Knicks today and told reporters he's in a "New York state of mind." Shut up, Dwyane Wade. Don't you even play with our hearts like that. For months, you've been telling us you're probably staying in Miami. You know what happened to the ... More >>

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    July 1, 2010

    In Honor of Wade/LeBron, South Florida's Greatest Duos

    ​The most vaunted NBA free-agency class in history ran screaming out of the school building at midnight, and the Miami Heat has some pretty crazy rumors swirling around it. Word on the street is that the team has a strong chance of re-signing Dwyane Wade and signing noted m ... More >>

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    July 1, 2010
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    June 28, 2010

    Dwyane Wade Denies He's Visiting Knicks; Meanwhile Radio Host Tweets LeBron and Bosh Coming to Miami

    ​This past Friday, ESPN's Ian O'Connor made a million Miami hearts sink by reporting Dwyane Wade was set to visit the New York Knicks this Thursday, the same day Chris Bosh and LeBron James were said to be meeting with the struggling franchise in the nation's biggest media market. However, th ... More >>

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    June 16, 2010

    Commission Renames Miami-Dade "Wade County" for One Week in July

    ​Miami's rainmakers are stopping at nothing to keep Dwyane Wade in town. In May, the Miami Heat and a slew of corporate sponsors launched an online campaign -- wewantwade.com -- to convince the NBA MVP from fleeing to another team when he becomes a free agent in July. The website encourages reside ... More >>

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    June 2, 2010

    Dwyane Wade Sending Wish List of Future Teammates to Heat, LeBron Included

    ​He's making a list. He's checking it twice. Gonna find out who's worth the price. Dwyane Wade is (probably) staying in town.He see's you when you're dunking. He knows what shots you make. He knows if you've been bad or good, so be good for Dwyane's second championship ring's sake. Oh! Dwyane Wade ... More >>

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    June 1, 2010

    Dwyane Wade Settles Lawsuits But Will Continue to Battle Baron Nemesis

    Jacob Katel​Miami Heat demigod Dwyane Wade's life got a bit simpler today when he settled a series of lawsuits with former business partners. The dollar amount of the settlement to the suits, which stem from a thwarted chain of restaurants and a charter school bearing his name, is confidential ... More >>

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    May 5, 2010

    Divorce Lawsuit: Dwyane Wade and Gabrielle Union Accused of Engaging in Sexual Foreplay In Front of Children

    via The YBFDid Dwyane and Gabby do something naughty? Dwyane Wade's divorce continues to be one of the nastiest in recent sports history, and now his ex-wife Siohvaughn Wade filed a bombshell new lawsuit. The suit however isn't against Wade, its against his Hollywood actress girlfriend Gabrielle Uni ... More >>

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    April 28, 2010

    NBA Playoffs: The Heat Takes a First-Round Exit

    ​Led by sharp-shooting Ray Allen's 24 points, the Boston Celtics put the Miami Heat away last night 96-86, closing out the series and ending the Heat's season and OH MY GOD, DWYANE WADE, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE!!!It's the Heat's second straight first-round exit. In fact, the team hasn't taken a playoff ... More >>

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    April 26, 2010

    NBA Playoffs: Miami Heat Wins Big in Game Four

    ​Greatness is forged through adversity: when one's back is against the wall, when one is faced with a do-or-die situation, or when someone keeps reminding everybody that WE JUST MIGHT BE WITNESSING HIS LAST GAME IN A HEAT UNIFORM!Dwayne Wade is greatness. Even when besieged with the burden of bein ... More >>

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    April 22, 2010

    Ten Possibly Immoral Ways The Heat Could Beat the Celtics

    via Keith Allison/ Wiki Commons cc2.0​Things aren't looking too good for our beloved Miami Heat in the playoffs right now. Especially after their disastrous 106-77 loss to the Celtics on Tuesday. Even an inspired performance by Dwyane Wade can't ensure a win. Sure, we'll get ho ... More >>

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