Subject: Dwyane Wade

• The Party Crasher - Dwyane Wade is Celebrated, and for Good Reason

  April 11, 2008

• Dwyane Wade: International Purveyor of Awesomeness

  August 15, 2008

• Dwyane Wade Files Libel Suit Against Ex-Business Partner

  Wade and Von Houtman in better times.Hey, remember back in April when Dwyane Wade's former business partner Richard von Houtman unleashed a Riptide smear tirade against the Miami Heat superstar?Von Houtman, one of Wade's partners in the thwarted D Wade's Place restaurant chain, cast Wade as a naive businessman, controlled by his entourage, who cheated on his wife prolifically, smoked tons of weed, and did steroids.This can't be much of a shocker: Wade has filed a libel suit against Von Houtman,

  June 1, 2009

• Penguins Are Cool

  January 4, 2007

• Dwyane Wade and the Miami Heat Overcome Slow Start, Giant Chinese Guy

  November 11, 2008

• What has Dwyane Wade Done to his Beautiful Siohvaughn?

  Why did the Miami Herald let Joan Fleischman take a buyout and retire when she is the only person at that paper who continually brings it? And by bring it, I mean bring the most important celebrity STD stories to the Ayem Papyrus. This weekend she dug into the divorce papers of Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade and his wife Siohvaughn. According to Siohvaughn, Wade abandoned his kids, committed adultery and infected her with an unnamed STD. Wade, of course, denies everything. Meanwhile, he's supposedl

  January 19, 2009

• Not Even Dwyane Wade Wears Dwyane Wade Sneakers

  We always thought Dwyane Wade's latest signature shoe, the Wade 4 by Converse, is kind of ugly. So we can't really blame him for never wearing them on court, but that's a bit controversial. When basketball players sign these ridiculously lucrative sneaker deals, they are expected to actually wear the sneaker that bears their name, but Wade hasn't worn the new Wade 4 this season and apparently doesn't expect to. He prefers his original signature shoe by Converse, the Wade 1. According to CNBC, sa

  January 28, 2009

• What has Siohvaughn Wade Done to her Beautiful Dwyane?

  Here's everything interesting we know for sure about the Dwyane Wade divorce situation: His soon-to-be ex Siohvaughn claims Wade gave her some sort of STD. Everything else is just hearsay, but my old pals at Deadspin have the ultimate hearsay. Now, before irresponsibly spreading this, it should be noted it is from their "Deleated Scene" column, which basically consists of all the "absolute horseshit" they hear during the week.Not sure how much of this you've heard, but I have a friend in the Mia

  January 30, 2009

• More Scandalous Dwyane Wade Gossip, Now With More Sex Parties

  Back when an unconfirmed rumor hit Deadspin that Dwyane Wade's soon-to-be ex-wife Siohvaughn went haywire with a baseball bat on his MVP trophy, we predicted that this was just the begining of a series of nasty rumors. Unfortunately for Dwyane, we were right. Wade's former business partner Baron Richard Von Houtman took to the Palm Beach Post's Page2Live with a myriad of sex and drug allegation yesterday. According to Von Houtman, Wade used an apartment to host sex parties with his entourage

  February 10, 2009

• News Roundup

  LocalOnly now does someone realize that the economic situation might impact the Marlins ballpark? [Herald]The FCAT begins today for all those poor school children. [CBS4]PoliticalFranklin Sands, the Democratic leader in the state House, is a quiet little whisper of a man. [Herald]Dan Gelber racks up another service day. [PoHo]Oh, no. The Obama car is for sale, but no one is buying. [PoHo]SportsEpic finish. Dwyane Wade scores a 3 pointer to break an OT with four seconds on the clock. The Heat bea

  March 10, 2009

• Even After A Beating, Bulls Fans Still Want Some Wade

  via NBA.comThere are a lot of Bulls fans out there who salivate at the idea of Dwyane Wade in their red, white, and black jersey. To them, signing Wade is a right, considering the guy was born in Chicago and idolized Michael Jordan as a kid (then again, who didn't?). Even after Wade single-handedly lifted the Heat to a thrilling win against the has-been team last night, there's no hard feelings. They want him more than ever. There was a considerable amount of buzz that the Bulls wanted to draft

  March 10, 2009

• His Blood Is Like Gatorade

  March 12, 2009

• Clash of the Titans

  February 26, 2009

• Duel of the Guards

  February 12, 2009

• The Inexorable One

  February 5, 2009

• Blown Call

  January 29, 2009

• Kicking the Nets in the Balls

  January 1, 2009

• Man on Fire

  December 18, 2008

• A Flash of Greatness

  Dwyane Wade is It personified.

  November 20, 2008

• Falling Forward Fast?

  The Miami Heat face Chris Bosh and the Toronto Raptors.

  November 13, 2008

• Dwyane Wade Snubs the Masses at Nikki Marina

  The Olympic gold medalist steps off a yacht and heads for the VIP section

  September 11, 2008

• Zo Boy Fresh

  Summer Groove introduces Wade’s World.

  July 10, 2008

• Jaded Fan, Meet Dwyane Wade

  Despite a season of horrors, his greatness is still worth watching.

  February 7, 2008

• Dirty Dwyane

  April 23, 2009

• Buck in Time

  December 27, 2007

• No Time to Cool Down

  November 15, 2007

• Young Sparks of the NBA

  February 2, 2006

• That Really Stings

  December 14, 2006

• The Heat Is On

  December 28, 2006

• Gotta Have Faith

  February 1, 2007

• Green With Envy

  April 12, 2007

• Cadillacs and Basketball

  September 14, 2006

• BEST HEAT PLAYER

  May 13, 2004

• Just in Time for the Playoffs, Our Five Favorite Allegations Against Dwyane Wade's Character

  Richard von Houtman Trick Daddy might be a better role model.We're predicting at least one use of the word hater in the comments section of this post, so allow us to preface this by saying: We would sacrifice our teenage daughter to Kobe Bryant if that would mean the Heat bringing home a championship. And we'd love to see Dwyane Wade score 55 points a game during the playoffs, which begin for Miami with a Sunday-night game against Atlanta. But we're aware that, with all the ugly allegatio

  April 19, 2009

• Officially Stating the Obvious: Dwyane Wade Is Not MVP

  The AP is reporting something that really isn't shocking, and we've known it in our hearts for some time, but according to its sources, LeBron James will win the NBA MVP award. Not Dwyane Wade. So yeah, that was pretty anticlimactic.

  May 4, 2009

• Dwyane Wade's Miami Pseudonym: SpongeBob SquarePants

  movieweb.comWhere's my sandwich, bitch!?What do you call a 6' 4" basketball star who's been eliminated from the playoffs, lost a long shot  MVP bid, and is in the middle of a nasty divorce?Try SpongeBob SquarePants.The Heat's own Dwyane Wade, clad in an ivory sweatsuit, used that pseudonym Tuesday (as if you could miss him???!!!) while ordering at the Daily Creative Food Co. on Biscayne Boulevard in Miami. A clerk later called the name out over a microphone so Wade could pick up his sa

  May 20, 2009

• The Week That Was: Kimbo Slice and Danielle Staub Should Probably Take Turns Beating Up the Cat Killer

  via Planet-MuDwyane Wade's former business partner has been talking crap about him to anyone who would listen, so Wade had no choice but to play defense and file a libel suit. The details of the Real Housewives of New Jersey's Danielle Staub's torrid early years in Miami just gets weirder and weirder: first it was revealed she was dating a columbian drug lord with a penchant for kidnapping, then her ex-husband claimed she provided some services of the escort variety for Don Johnso

  June 5, 2009

• Dwyane Wade's Baron Nemesis Files Libel Counter-Claim

  For those keeping score at home, there are now three lawsuits involving Heat superstar Dwyane Wade and his former partners in an aborted South Florida restaurant chain bearing his name. In June, Riptide first reported that Wade had filed a libel suit in Miami-Dade court against Richard von Houtman, the vociferous British bodybuilder who has made smearing the superstar his full-time job since February. The libel suit hinges on a series of emails von Houtman sent to Heat coach Pat Riley urgin

  July 7, 2009

• Dwyane's Disaster

  July 9, 2009

• Video: Dwyane Wade Does Not Enjoy Talking About Richard von Houtman

  This week, New Times publishes "Dwyane's Disaster," a cover story about Dwyane Wade's catastrophic partnership with Richard von Houtman, a British baron with a sordid past. Von Houtman has been making wild allegations about the Heat superstar's personal life since their business relationship dissolved. Two weeks after Wade responded by filing a libel lawsuit in Miami-Dade County, I sat down with him at the Overtown Youth Center, where he and Alonzo Mourning were promoting the annual charity ev

  July 8, 2009

• Dwyane Wade Ditches Converse for Nike

  A pair of Wade Converse, which, let's be honest, are kind of ugly.We're far from the biggest sneaker heads out there, but we always thought the Dwyane Wade shoes for Converse were fugly. Maybe Wade agreed, because he hasn't been spotted much wearing the latest Wade 4 model, and is now set to switch his allegiance to Nike's Jumpman label, AKA Jordans. Converse hasn't been known for its basketball shoes in years, and yes, its iconic Chuck Taylors are named after a basketball star, but you're

  July 17, 2009

• RE: Beasley's Tweet-cident: Time for Riley and Wade to Step Up

  Wikicommons​The Miami Heat's Michael Beasley clearly has a lot of emotional problems, which were well-documented even before a bunch of people thought they saw some weed in a self-taken Twitter photo this past weekend. How extensive these problems are I can't possibly speculate. But only a very sensitive person with a lot of hidden inner turmoil responds to amateur CSI-criticism with tweets like, "Feelin like it's not worth livin!!!!!! I'm done." And rather than taking shots at Beas

  August 25, 2009

• Dwyane Wade Gets Owned

  Oh, this is not good. We already had our star power-or-maybe-small forward of the future in a rehab facility for a full month; Lamar Odom waffled for three weeks and then chose L.A. over us (BTW: Notice how decisive he was when it came to marrying a Kardashian. We sent the wrong negotiating team! Lamar, if we'd have known, we would have sent Khloé with a basket of M&M's!). And now, in the first preseason game of the year, Dwyane Wade gets completely owned by a rookie. Cue the brown bags (Lo

  October 7, 2009

• Three-Feat

  October 29, 2009

• Taking the Temperature of The Heat: Luke Warm at Best

  Is this the last year in Dade for Dwyane Wade? Can Michael Beasley overcome his Twitter and TMZ problems to prove that he deserves that starting slot? These are the questions on the minds of Heat fans on the day of the season opener. Not, noticeably, "are we going to win another championship? How about the division?" Who's ready for another lukewarm season of Heat basketball? Luckily they kick things off tonight at home against the New York Knicks, who are still, against all odds,

  October 28, 2009

• Taking the Temperature of The Heat: Luke Warm at Best

  Is this the last year in Dade for Dwyane Wade? Can Michael Beasley overcome his Twitter and TMZ problems to prove that he deserves that starting slot? These are the questions on the minds of Heat fans on the day of the season opener. Not, noticeably, "are we going to win another championship? How about the division?" Who's ready for another lukewarm season of Heat basketball? Luckily they kick things off tonight at home against the New York Knicks, who are still, against all odds,

  October 28, 2009

• Taking the Temperature of The Heat: Luke Warm at Best

  Is this the last year in Dade for Dwyane Wade? Can Michael Beasley overcome his Twitter and TMZ problems to prove that he deserves that starting slot? These are the questions on the minds of Heat fans on the day of the season opener. Not, noticeably, "are we going to win another championship? How about the division?" Who's ready for another lukewarm season of Heat basketball? Luckily they kick things off tonight at home against the New York Knicks, who are still, against all odds,

  October 28, 2009

• Taking the Temperature of The Heat: Luke Warm at Best

  Is this the last year in Dade for Dwyane Wade? Can Michael Beasley overcome his Twitter and TMZ problems to prove that he deserves that starting slot? These are the questions on the minds of Heat fans on the day of the season opener. Not, noticeably, "are we going to win another championship? How about the division?" Who's ready for another lukewarm season of Heat basketball? Luckily they kick things off tonight at home against the New York Knicks, who are still, against all odds,

  October 28, 2009

• Taking the Temperature of The Heat: Luke Warm at Best

  Is this the last year in Dade for Dwyane Wade? Can Michael Beasley overcome his Twitter and TMZ problems to prove that he deserves that starting slot? These are the questions on the minds of Heat fans on the day of the season opener. Not, noticeably, "are we going to win another championship? How about the division?" Who's ready for another lukewarm season of Heat basketball? Luckily they kick things off tonight at home against the New York Knicks, who are still, against all odds,

  October 28, 2009

• Taking the Miami Heat's Temperature: Lukewarm at Best

  Is this the last year in Dade for Dwyane Wade? Can Michael Beasley overcome his Twitter and TMZ problems to prove he deserves that starting slot? These are the questions on the minds of Heat fans the day of the season opener. Not, noticeably, "Are we going to win another championship? How about the division?" Who's ready for another lukewarm season of Heat basketball? Luckily, the team kicks things off tonight at home against the New York Knicks, who are still, against all odds, r

  October 28, 2009