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  • Blogs

    March 19, 2012

    The Worst Moments from SXSW 2012

    The last few days, Village Voice Media's indefatigable music staff has been regaling you with stories of the best from SXSW 2012. In the midst of these discoveries, we've been culling another list: the worst shit. The acts that ranged from huge bore-fests to downright lame. Below, you'll find our cr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 18, 2012

    The Best of SXSW Music: Saturday 3/17/2012

    So, we come to it: the end of all things. Four days of madness, Doritos, Skrillex and finally, St. Patrick's Day. Before we bid SXSW 2012 farewell, allow us to share our favorite moments from SXSW day four. Later, we'll let you know which shows weren't so hot. Find our favorites below, and if there ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 17, 2012

    The Best of SXSW Music: Friday 3/16/2012

    If you're familiar with chaos theory, which in its basic form is the attempt to find patterns in the random acts of shit on Earth, then you may understand the difficulty that comes with describing a full day at SXSW. To break down the chaos, Village Voice Media's roving music editors have selected t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 13, 2012

    Frito-Lay Helps Taco Bell Reinvent the Taco Shell, Tastes Like Beefy, Cheesy Doritos

    ​After a successful test run in three American cities, Taco Bell last Thursday rolled out its newest menu item--Doritos Locos Tacos, a new crunchy taco with a shell made with Frito-Lay's nacho cheese-flavored Doritos chips and filled with beef, lettuce and shredded cheddar cheese.The Irvine-based ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 3, 2012

    Seven Super Bowl Commercials You Can Watch Right Now

    ​The best part about the Super Bowl isn't the football, the nachos, or the pizza. Who are we kidding? It's the commercials.Those sneaky little buggers that make us hold our pee during game breaks are baaaaack. Bladder infections aside, we'd do anything to get our grubby hands on what the creative ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 2, 2012

    Super Bowl Food Ads: Cookies For Breakfast, Coke, and The Soup Nazi

    Coca-ColaThe Coke bears are back in time for the big game.​Can Super Bowl Sunday be the only day of the year in which we actually look forward to commercials? Each year, advertisers fall all over themselves trying to top each other for ratings, consumer approval and a coveted Clio award.  Adv ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 31, 2012

    Best To-Go Food for the Super Bowl: From Mini-Corn Dogs to Meatball Pizza

    ​It's almost time for the honored tradition of American pigskin played on a super scale, and if you you are entertaining at home this Super Bowl Sunday, the most important menu item to have on hand, obviously, is beer. Lots o' beer. And it's going to make you hungry, because those tricky brain rec ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 30, 2012

    The Ten Sexiest Super Bowl Commercials Of All Time

    ​At the end of this week, two hordes of men who have suffered, bled, and fought for five months will meet on a neutral site to bash each others' heads in, to test the limits of their physical strength and stamina, all in the name of sport, conquest, and achieving the status of legend.But who cares ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 19, 2012

    FDLE Paid Employees to Get Drunk on Whiskey for Possibly Worthless Study

    ​The Florida Department of Law Enforcement spent $330 back in October on Jim Beam whiskey, mixers and some Doritos. Fifteen employees then proceeded to get drunk on company time. Sounds like the makings of an office party, no? Not so much. The ill advised plan was part of a makeshift study to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 15, 2011

    T-Payne, Chad Ochocinco: Chef Stuart Shaw Stakes His Reputation Against Mom's Humble Pie

    ​You can't say that you can cook better than mom, but that's the premise of a new cooking show, Just Like Mama, which is set to begin filming in January. In it, Miami personal chef Stuart Shaw re-creates healthier versions of home-cooked meals that celebrities knew best.Shaw has been cooking ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 25, 2011

    Britney Spears, Arnold Schwarzenegger Sell Out for Yen: Five Japanese Commercials

    Britney Spears sells candy, not Starbucks and Doritos, in Japan.​Typically the life cycle of a celebrity is pretty predictable. Before becoming famous, there's the usual batch of embarrassing commercials in order to break into show business and pay the rent without resorting to prostitution, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 12, 2011

    No, Your $4,000 Tax Refund Was Not Legit

    IRS: the tax man cometh.​Did you pay Tomeka Wimberly at Wizard Tax Services Inc. to fill out your return this year? Did she claim Doritos and Mountain Dew on your work expenses? How about the little known "new underwear credit"?And did you get a nice refund of roughly $4,000?If so, we hope you hav ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 1, 2011

    Venezuelan Hip-Hoppers Cuarto Poder Kick Off US Tour Tonight at PAX

    ​When someone says Venezuela, you probably don't immediately think hip-hop. After all, the South American nation has long been knows for its salsa. Oh, and a strange, insane little dictatorial ferret who's more than just a little bit acquainted with Castro's backside.But don't tell Cuarto Poder th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 23, 2011

    Top Five Cheesy Snacks From the '90s

    Via MrKolby Four Loko? Ha! This was far more dangerous.​​Ah, the '90s. The era when we were but aspartame-inhaling, hydrogenated-oil-guzzling kiddies. Back then, we thought playing in the Ronald McDonald playhouse was hygienically advisable and Fruit Roll-Ups were an appropriate example to bring ... More >>

  • Calendar

    March 10, 2011

    On the Catwalk, Yeah

    Via MrKolby Four Loko? Ha! This was far more dangerous.​​Ah, the '90s. The era when we were but aspartame-inhaling, hydrogenated-oil-guzzling kiddies. Back then, we thought playing in the Ronald McDonald playhouse was hygienically advisable and Fruit Roll-Ups were an appropriate example to bring ... More >>

  • News

    October 14, 2010

    Letters from the issue of October 14, 2010

    Via MrKolby Four Loko? Ha! This was far more dangerous.​​Ah, the '90s. The era when we were but aspartame-inhaling, hydrogenated-oil-guzzling kiddies. Back then, we thought playing in the Ronald McDonald playhouse was hygienically advisable and Fruit Roll-Ups were an appropriate example to bring ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 11, 2010

    Vending Machine Challenge Short Order Style

    ​The office vending machine, often the cause of extra pounds and unhealthiness, is seen as a calorie and nutrition trap. But let's be real, come 3 p.m.,.the shiny colorful wrappers start calling your name. Somehow you manage to justify the Snickers as a "meal replacement bar." That is, until the n ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 30, 2010

    Crispin Porter Bogusky Will Make Baby Carrots "Extreme" and "Sexy"

    ​Everyone's favorite crazy Miami-based ad agency, Crispin Porter Bogusky, has done a hell of a job selling Americans cheap dead cow meat patties and oily potato slices through its work for Burger King. Now the outside-of-the-box ad agency's next goal is to trick us into eating something nutritio ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 6, 2010

    The Most Obnoxiously Noisy Foods

    mattfred via flickr Stuffing your face with noisy food. Not pleasant.​"Chew with your mouth closed." Everybody's been slapped with that phrase and not only because of the mess in our pie holes. We don't want to hear it. The following list of obnoxiously loud foods won't be silenced with jus ... More >>

  • News

    July 29, 2010

    ILLEGAL from Terry Greene Sterling

    Read a penetrating chapter from former Phoenix New Times investigative reporter Terry Greene Sterling's book: ILLEGAL: Life and Death in Arizona's Immigration War Zone.

  • Blogs

    May 28, 2010

    Last Chance Saloon: A Keys Memorial Day Weekend Stop

    Jacob KatelThe only window in the bar.​For lots of South Florida folks an annual Memorial Day weekend pilgrimage to the Keys marks the beginning of summer. Hell yeah. One Dade County stop we recommend on that journey is the Last Chance Saloon in Homestead. On your way south, the adjacent package l ... More >>

  • Calendar

    April 1, 2010

    It's Mahler Time

    Jacob KatelThe only window in the bar.​For lots of South Florida folks an annual Memorial Day weekend pilgrimage to the Keys marks the beginning of summer. Hell yeah. One Dade County stop we recommend on that journey is the Last Chance Saloon in Homestead. On your way south, the adjacent package l ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 1, 2010

    Watch the Freaknik: The Musical Trailer Featuring Lil Wayne, Rick Ross, T-Pain and Snoop Dogg

    We have no clue​T-Pain's Freaknik: The Musical is exactly the sort of amalgamation of talent and weirdness that the late-night, cartoon-watching, Doritos-eating demographic lives for, but how it plays out is a mystery. "It is based on Freaknik, a once popular annual festival in Atlanta, Georgia," ... More >>

  • News

    November 5, 2009

    Miami parking nightmare: From the homeless parking mafia to the meter fairy

    We have no clue​T-Pain's Freaknik: The Musical is exactly the sort of amalgamation of talent and weirdness that the late-night, cartoon-watching, Doritos-eating demographic lives for, but how it plays out is a mystery. "It is based on Freaknik, a once popular annual festival in Atlanta, Georgia," ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 26, 2009

    Books & Books Cafe On Lincoln Road in Miami Beach Celebrates 5 Years

    publicity shotBernie Matz with fish and crew.​Books are like glasses, people think they make them look smart. South Beach's version of reading is eating at a book store on Lincoln Road, hence the success of Books & Books Cafe (927 Lincoln Road), now in its fifth year.To celebrate they're offer ... More >>

  • News

    June 18, 2009

    Dolphins Song-Off

    A local Fin-atic throws down a challenge to Jimmy Buffett.

  • Blogs

    June 17, 2009

    Vote Now: Is This Hometown Dolphins Anthem Better Than Jimmy Buffett's New Song?

    Lionel Lightbourne lives just a few blocks from the Dolphins' home field. When they win and fireworks explode over Miami Gardens, he watches from his front porch. Lightbourne has been a fan since the Fins' perfect season in 1972 -- the year after he was born.So when he heard the Fins were renaming t ... More >>

  • News

    April 23, 2009

    Walk of Shame Kit, Only $34.99

    Embarrassed after spending the night. Here's a solution for you.

  • Blogs

    February 2, 2009

    The Five Worst Super Bowl Ads

    Used to be, even when the football was less than thrilling, the Super Bowl ads would provide some sort of entertainment. Thank God that game was a near classic, because unless you happen to be a huge Bruce Springsteen fan, the whole affair would have been pretty dull. Sorry Madison Ave, you failed p ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 18, 2008

    Glaser Organic Farms

    Glaser Organic Farms specializes in living raw and vegan foods. They run South Florida's oldest venue for this sort of grub, the legendary Coconut Grove Farmers Market. They also have a huge array of juices and prepared foods that can be ordered through their website. Owner Stan Glaser has been a r ... More >>

  • Film

    March 20, 2008

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  • News

    March 13, 2008

    Gossip 101

    "How many times can you rank the hottest sororities? It just gets meaner and meaner."

  • Music

    August 23, 2007

    Last Chance Saloon

    "How many times can you rank the hottest sororities? It just gets meaner and meaner."

  • News

    November 30, 2006

    Breakaway

    Against long odds and even longer distances, a group of Miami-Dade teens competes for a shot at hockey glory

  • Music

    October 16, 2003

    The Ying and the Yang

    Is there a method to the madness of Atlanta's most bizarre rap duo?

  • Culture

    October 19, 2000

    Stage Fright

    A Halloween show that's 100 percent local, original, and -- surprise -- good

  • News

    July 6, 2000

    Statuetory Rape

    The Flagler Memorial, once a proud paean, is now floundering in neglect

  • News

    November 27, 1997

    Coming of Age on the 50-Yard Line

    Most of the boys who play in Gwen Cherry Park's pop warner football program live in the Scott Projects, but they do their growing up on the gridiron

  • Dining

    May 23, 1996

    My Dinner at Andre

    Most of the boys who play in Gwen Cherry Park's pop warner football program live in the Scott Projects, but they do their growing up on the gridiron

  • Film

    February 19, 1992

    Dude Indigo

    Most of the boys who play in Gwen Cherry Park's pop warner football program live in the Scott Projects, but they do their growing up on the gridiron

  • Music

    February 5, 1992

    Dude! Make Me a Rock Star!

    With our simple course, you too can get laid, paid, and made!

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