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Donte' Stallworth

  • Blogs

    August 4, 2010

    Doin' Easy Time: Eight Celebs Who Got Off Light

    If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.​Did you really think Lindsay Lohan was going to do any hard time for breaking probation yet again? There's better chances of her staring in Freaky Friday II. Sadly, her short-lived incarceration will just hasten what seems more and more likely to be h ... More >>

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    April 29, 2010

    Brew at the Zoo: Five Things You Should Know, Plus Event Map

    No rhinoceroses were harmed in the making of this logo.​In a match made in drunk heaven, Miami Metrozoo and the Miami New Times have paired up for Brew at the Zoo. What took us so long? I mean exotic animals and booze go hand in hand. Our sister paper, New Times Broward-Palm Beach (erroneously rep ... More >>

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    March 12, 2010

    Gather Around Your Morons of the Week

    It's once again that time of the week-- when a bearded, wild-eyed Riptide climbs down from that mountaintop hoisting stone tablets bearing the names of the last seven day's most elite numbskulls. Without further ado, your morons of the week: 5. The city of Haikou It's being called the "Miami of Chin ... More >>

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    February 10, 2010

    News Roundup: The Heat Finally Snaps Its Losing Streak

    FIU professor Phillip Stoddard is the new mayor of South Miami; with 58 percent of the vote, he beat the incumbent. [CBS4]State welfare officials have decided to offer health insurance and other subsidies to the adopted teenage son of a gay man in Key West, despite Florida's gay adoption ban. [Heral ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 21, 2010

    Super Bowl Strip Club Debauchery: Disco Rick Teaches You How to Politely Make it Rain

    He's mellowed a lot.​Not sure if you heard, but the Super Bowl's coming to Miami. Since the Dolphins didn't make it, we care nothing about the on-field contest. Far more intriguing is the galaxy of debauchery that will be descending on our innocent city for the big weekend -- including almos ... More >>

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    December 31, 2009
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    August 14, 2009

    Donte' Stallworth Doesn't Seem Quite So Contrite on Twitter

    When the NFL suspended Cleveland Browns receiver Donte' Stallworth yesterday for the full 2009 season, he issued an official statement with all the right sentiments about the drunken March 14 crash that killed a man on the MacArthur Causeway.via Wikimedia Commons​Stallworth promised to "use the pe ... More >>

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    August 13, 2009

    News Roundup

    Miami Beach gave the green light for a bike-sharing program, but local bike businesses aren't exactly thrilled. [theLead]Hey, look! Another Ponzi scheme! This one involves a North Miami man who says he was trading his victims' currency. [SFBJ]Dr. Pedro Jose Greer was awarded his medal of freedom yes ... More >>

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    August 12, 2009

    News Roundup

    The Coral Gables Gazette has gone online-only. [Herald]Police arrested a 16-year-old boy in the June killing of a Metrorail security guard. The kid has been arrested ten times since he turned 11. [Herald]Donte' Stallworth is now allowed to leave his house to work with a trainer. [Reuters]A ... More >>

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    August 6, 2009

    Donte Stallworth: Sorry for Killing that Guy, Can I Play Football Again Now?

    Convicted manslaughter-er Donte Stallworth has served his time -- well 24 days of a 30 day sentence -- and came to a financial agreement with the family of a man he struck and killed while driving his Bentley drunk on the MacArthur causeway. Now, he'd like NFL commissioner Roger ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 29, 2009

    Dolphins Pass on Michael Vick, and Boy Is Greg Cote Upset

    ​The Miami Dolphins yesterday officially squashed any lingering rumors they had an interest in signing convicted felon Michael Vick, and boy, Miami Herald sports columnist Greg Cote sure is upset about it. In a column today, he calls the Dolphins "cowards," whose passing on Vick car ... More >>

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    July 7, 2009

    Stallworth Drank Four Shots of Tequila Before Fatal Crash

    What's the saying? One tequila ...two tequila ...three tequila ...floor. Well, sadly Browns wide receiver Donte Stallworth downed four shots of tequila and didn't hit the floor. He hit the road in his Bentley, and then hit a pedestrian crossing the MacArthur Causeway.Miami beach Police released an i ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 1, 2009

    News Roundup

    What... the...? Slot machines at MIA? Like that airport needs to be any more of a circus than it already is. [Herald]Miami-Dade commissioners have no problem with Carrie Meek representing Wackenhut and the county, even while the two are in a legal dispute. [Herald]Adam Tavss, the Miami Beach Police ... More >>

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    June 30, 2009

    News Roundup

    WPLG pulled the files on Adam Tavss, the Miami Beach Police officer involved in the questionable killing of a Arab-American tourist. Nothing all that interesting; they describe him as a "satisfactory" rookie cop. [JustNews]Portions of southbound Palmetto Expressway will be closed tonight. [Herald]R ... More >>

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    June 19, 2009

    News Roundup

    LocalSome guy hijacked a taxi on Alton, then drove west up the eastbound lanes of the MacArthur Causeway. Police shot him. He's dead. The road was shut down. [SunSent] The Herald and CBS4 are so hungry for Cat Killer fodder that they've sued to get sealed information about the arrest released. [Hera ... More >>

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    June 17, 2009

    News Roundup

    LocalAlleged cat killer Tyler Weinman will be released from jail on bail Wednesday. He'll remain under house arrest and be monitored with a tracking bracelet.  [Herald]Donte' Stallworth got only 30 days in jail for manslaughter, which is, um, not a whole lot of time for slaughtering a man. ... More >>

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    June 16, 2009

    News Roundup

    Local In Miami Beach, a police officer shot and killed Husien Shehada, suspecting he had a gun. Then the cop arrested his brother, but family and friends think the reasoning doesn't line up. [Herald] A class-action lawsuit filed in Miami asks that "phantom fees" be returned to Bernie Madoff's vict ... More >>

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    April 28, 2009

    Venetian Causeway Closing Poses Problems for Pedestrians and Bicyclists

    The Venetian Causeway is scheduled to be closed for most of May while it undergoes maintenance. While this is an inconvenience for motorists who regularly use the bridge, it could pose major safety issues for pedestrians and bicyclists who rely on the causeway as a safer means of traveling between t ... More >>

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    April 6, 2009

    Welcome to Miami, Andy Murray. You Don't Have to Be Bouncing in the Club Where the Heat Is On

    Here is a fun tennis fact that passed us by: Newly minted tennis wunderkind Andy Murray recently bought a Brickell Avenue apartment. If it seems weird that a 22-year-old sports superstar would chose the more low-key (as low-key as anything is in Miami, anyway) locale of Brickell over the flashy li ... More >>

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    April 2, 2009

    Report: Stallworth's Legal Team Hopes to Get off with Only a DUI

    This morning, NFL player Donte' Stallworth was booked on DUI manslaughter charges and shortly after released on $200,000 bond. Mike Florio, a respected football blogger at Pro Football Talk, claims Stallworth's legal team is hoping persecutors drop the DUI manslaughter charges and let him off with o ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 1, 2009

    Stallworth Charged With DUI Manslaughter

    On March 14th, Donte Stallworth, a wide receiver with the NFL's Cleveland Browns, got drunk, hopped into the front seat of his Bentley, drove across 195, and hit and killed a pedestrian.  According to secret AP sources he'll be charged with DUI Manslaughter. If convicted, Stallworth could sit i ... More >>

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    March 16, 2009

    News Roundup

    LocalsThis was a depressing weekend full of sad news and pure evil. Like this guy who killed his estranged wife and three others at a party, and then himself. [Herald]Donte Stallworth, an NFL player, hit and killed a construction worker on 195. [AP] Got an exotic pet laying around you don't need any ... More >>

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    October 22, 2007

    Dolphins on Path to Winless Season

    Dolphins fans couldn't do much but hide their faces Sunday as the team fell to 0-7 AP Photo Everybody knows the 0-7 Dolphins are bad. But after Sunday's nausea-inducing loss to the New England Patriots, Miami looks like it has a legitimate shot at being the first 0-16 team in NFL history. Sund ... More >>

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