Donald Trump

Miami Home Foreclosures in a Death Spiral

Moon Over Miami

Pricey Foreclosures Wash Up on the Beach

Republicans Don't Care About Your Silly Little Grammar

Fear and Loafing in Wynwood

Spaces practicing the art of staying cool during the summer

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Spaces practicing the art of staying cool during the summer

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Spaces practicing the art of staying cool during the summer

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Spaces practicing the art of staying cool during the summer

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Spaces practicing the art of staying cool during the summer

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Spaces practicing the art of staying cool during the summer

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Spaces practicing the art of staying cool during the summer

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Spaces practicing the art of staying cool during the summer

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Spaces practicing the art of staying cool during the summer

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Spaces practicing the art of staying cool during the summer

'Apprentice' Reject Raking Up Campaign Cash

Naked Politics reports that out of all candidates for the state house, Jose "Pepi" Diaz has raised the most money so far. Which is not only shocking because Diaz is not an incumbent, but also because he's a reality TV show wash out. Diaz appeared on Season 5 of Donald Trump's The Apprentice, and aft ... More >>

Mar-a-Lago Hosts Rich Developers

If you got it, flaunt it!

She’s Crafty

Rosie O’Donnell is just our type.

Chamillionaire

Ultimate Victory (Chamillitary/Universal Motown)

BEST FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME

Katrina Campins

The Camelot Legacy

He may live in Miami Beach for now, but Anthony Kennedy Shriver has his eye on Tallahassee

BEST HANGOUT FOR YOUNG TURKS

Blue Café

Dezer's Big Deal: The Sequel

He's young, brash, and talks trash -- no wonder people sue him

Dezer's Big Deal

He may be lewd and crude, but this young mogul is doing pretty well -- so far

Big, as in Mrs.

Sex and the city and Candace Bushnell

FLA/BRA Back

The Brazilians who were cancelled after 9-11 get a new hearing

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The Brazilians who were cancelled after 9-11 get a new hearing

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The Brazilians who were cancelled after 9-11 get a new hearing

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The Brazilians who were cancelled after 9-11 get a new hearing

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The Brazilians who were cancelled after 9-11 get a new hearing

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The Brazilians who were cancelled after 9-11 get a new hearing

The Gunn Show

The Brazilians who were cancelled after 9-11 get a new hearing

Shaq Sold His House to Naomi Campbell's Billionaire Boyfriend?

image via BWE.tvSouth Beach Condo Blog, which earlier reported Shaquille O'Neal's Star Island manse went for a deeply discounted $19 million, is now reporting the buyer is none other than Vladislav Doronin. Roughly translated from Russian, "Vladislav Doronin" means "Naomi Campbell's boyfriend." ... More >>

Miami Social: Cold War Kids

via BravoTV​Last night's Miami Social was all about children: the kind you want but can't have, the kind you find are accidentally going to pop out in nine months, the kind you send away to Switzerland, and the kind that are 30-something professionals who live in South Beach. The main drama a ... More >>

Helio-Musicology

via BravoTV​Last night's Miami Social was all about children: the kind you want but can't have, the kind you find are accidentally going to pop out in nine months, the kind you send away to Switzerland, and the kind that are 30-something professionals who live in South Beach. The main drama a ... More >>

Magic City Casino, Pari-Mutuels Get Millions In Tax Cuts By Lobbying, Union Busting

​Today, under the council oak tree, Charlie Crist will powwow with the Seminole Tribe. At their Hollywood casino, the powerful tribe will host the signing ceremony of the Seminole Compact, a gaming deal that is expected to generate billions for the state, and many more for the already flush Semino ... More >>

Donald Trump Tells University of Miami to Hire Mike Leach

​Douche respects douche. So it's really no surprise that Donald Trump, of all people, really wants the University of Miami to hire Mike Leach, of all coaches. The Donald, or perhaps some sentient being living deep in the recesses of his hair, ripped out a page from The Palm Beach Post, scrawle ... More >>

Marco Rubio Would Like Donald Trump to Shut Up About Obama's Birth Certificate

​It's actually kind of amazing that the debate over Barack Obama's place of birth is still raging. I guess that's what happens when national punch line Donald Trump tries desperately to make headlines for his grand publicity stunt of pretending to think about running for president and decides to r ... More >>

Mitt Romney is the GOP Front-Runner in Florida, Maybe

Mittens in guayabera. ​Back in 2008, Mitt Romney came in second place to John McCain in Florida's GOP primary, a loss that signaled the beginning of the end for his campaign. Perhaps though the Sunshine State could prove warmer to Romney's presidential hopes a second time around. A new poll from M ... More >>

Lil Jon's a Beverage Pimp and Five Other Quick Facts About the Godfather of Crunk

​Lil Jon, even Donald Trump respects his hustle. But the master of Crunk is more than just your favorite celebrity apprentice. And this Wednesday night at LIV, the Atlanta-based business mogul will be sliding through the Dirty Hairy party and bringing all his "Whaaaaat's!!!," "Yeeeeaaah's!!!,"&n ... More >>

Donald Trump's Hair: The Long Form Birth Certificate

Photo by Gage Skidmore (via Wikimedia Commons)​Our private investigators -- and art director Pam Shavalier -- have been working around the clock trying to locate this document. Now we know what Donald Trump's Hair has been hiding. You're welcome, America.

Celebrity Autobiography exposes stars as the half-wits they are

Photo by Gage Skidmore (via Wikimedia Commons)​Our private investigators -- and art director Pam Shavalier -- have been working around the clock trying to locate this document. Now we know what Donald Trump's Hair has been hiding. You're welcome, America.

Allen West, uncut

A candid conversation with South Florida's rising Tea Party star.

Six Formerly Ridiculous Celebrities Who Went On to Public Office

​We know the inner struggle you're having. Whenever you picture yourself voting Luther Campbell for Miami-Dade Mayor, there's a little persistent soundtrack playing in your head that causes hesitation: Oh, me so horny... So we put together this list to convince you that some totally ridiculous ... More >>

LeBron James is the 10th Most Powerful Celebrity in the World According to Forbes

​Forbes has tallied up the world's most powerful celebrities, and the Miami Heat's own LeBron James comes in at number three. Though he's not that most powerful athlete (Tiger Woods somehow still takes that one), he is the most powerful celebrity athlete from a team sport. Besides Woods, only A-li ... More >>

Donald Trump's hair: the long-form birth certificate

​Forbes has tallied up the world's most powerful celebrities, and the Miami Heat's own LeBron James comes in at number three. Though he's not that most powerful athlete (Tiger Woods somehow still takes that one), he is the most powerful celebrity athlete from a team sport. Besides Woods, only A-li ... More >>

Sarah Palin and Donald Trump's Summit: Goose Liver and Lilly White Pizza

New York Post Trump and Palin: taking cheesy politics to a whole new level.​During a New York City stop along her bus tour, Sarah Palin met with Donald Trump in what could be deemed either reality show heaven or political reality hell. During the meeting, they chowed down at Famous Famigli ... More >>

Donald Trump to Buy Doral Golf Resort & Spa

​Donald Trump may no longer be flirting with becoming the leader of the free world, but he's extending his empire of golf resorts by agreeing to purchase the Doral Golf Resort & Spa for a cool $170 million. The property was put into bankruptcy earlier this year.

Herman Cain Is Whiter Than the Ku Klux Klan

​Luther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke assesses the African-American frontrunner for the Republican presidential nomination. Herman Cain's emergence as the GOP ... More >>

Herman Cain: Our next vice president

​Luther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke assesses the African-American frontrunner for the Republican presidential nomination. Herman Cain's emergence as the GOP ... More >>