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A Brief History of Movie Characters Getting Whacked in the Balls

Best Coast Names Florida "The Death Metal Place," Dodges Racist Bikers in Indiana

See also "Best Coast Ranks Other Coasts, Survives Slayer Riot, Can't Punch Out Glenn Danzig." As one half of Best Coast, Bobb Bruno loves California and stands by his band's designation of it as "The Only Place." That's the title of the album and single they'll be touring at Grand Central tonight, ... More >>

Top Ten Raunchiest Rappers of All Time

Earlier this week, Crossfade reported on Khia -- the rapping stripper from Tampa, Florida -- and the naked picture she Tweeted on Sunday. Khia's stated motivation for leaking her own nudes was to celebrate the ten year anniversary of "My Neck, My Back," the MCs super explicit, lone hit single devot ... More >>

Disney's Mickey Mouse Joy Division T-Shirt: How I'm Out $300

​Midnight on Saturday, I found myself walking down Main Street U.S.A. after a long day at the Magic Kingdom. I was there to celebrate my sister's birthday and had met up along with former New Times music editor Arielle Castillo, Ocean Drive's Crissy Borges, and their respective significant others. ... More >>

Rapper, DJ, and Violinist LMJ Gets Technicolor in "Theme Song"

​Local rapper/songwriter/DJ LMJ isn't afraid of hip-hop orthodoxy, something that's clear right down to his choice of footwear. Can you imagine any of your run-of-the-mill, testosterone-fueled street dudes proudly rocking these Adidas JS Wings sneakers by Jeremy Scott? No, and that's a clue to t ... More >>

Toy With Me

MoCa's Meet and Neat

No convention will ever be the same after this new show in North Miami.

Bad to the Bone

This plains posse shoots straight from the hip

Fortunate Son

Sahara has no reason to exist, until you see who made it

Closer to Fine

Urban savages wage war over sex in Mike Nichols's dreadfully funny new film

Miracle on 41st Street

Mid-Beach endures a blackout

How to Read MTV

The cultural-imperialism argument gets complicated

Disney Lightens Up

Fantasia/2000

The Quiet Cuban

When he appeared in Miami last year, jazz pianist Gonzalo Rubalcaba ignited a firestorm of controversy. Though he now lives in South Florida, he just wants to play music, not politics.

Strange Man in a Strange Land

Mauricio Pavez came from Chile to Florida as a tourist. One mugging and eight months later, he refuses to leave.

Paradise Found

British author Alexander Stuart exiled himself to South Beach before writing the aptly titled Life on Mars