Domestic Security Policy

Buika Concert Scheduled for Sept. 9 POSTPONED

BEST DEFENSE AGAINST TERRORISM

Haiti and Cuba

Ready or Not

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Rules Are for Fools

That seems to be the motto of top officials at TSA Miami

Nelson Wants To Make Sure Lil' Lieberman Doesn't Make a Fuss

via Ybor City Stogie Yeah it's all insider baseball type stuff that most voters don't care about, but I am pretty sure Floridians didn't elect Bill Nelson on a platform of Save our Liebermans. After the weird psychodrama that has been Joe Lieberman's political life of the past few years (lossing a ... More >>

MIA Is the Best and the Worst

Just yesterday the Transportation Security Administration named Miami International Airport the best airport of the year. Today Travel Leisure cobbled together some statistics and named MIA the third-worst airport in America. TSA's award was primarily for improved security measures, while T L to ... More >>

Secure Monopoly

Owing to the laziness of Transportation Security Administration and Miami-Dade County Aviation Department bureacrats, a company with a lucrative venture at Miami International Airport won't be getting any competition anytime soon. For the past eight years, Secure Wrap of Miami has held the exclusiv ... More >>

Hey, Hey, Ho, Ho

Guantánamo Bay has gotta go!

Cells Out

Guantánamo Bay has gotta go!

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Miami Police Chief John Timoney

BEST OUTDOOR ART

Greenpeace Human Art Protest

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Miami Police Supply

Letters from the Issue of April 10-16, 2003

Hector's mom, divide and conquer the black community, and hippies in Havana

Admitting Terror

The immigration service's own describe how America failed to protect its borders from the September 11 terrorists

What Spies Beneath

Okay, so they really were spying for Cuba, but not in a bad way

Best Local Defense Against Terrorism

Okay, so they really were spying for Cuba, but not in a bad way

¿Que Pasa, M.I.A.? Huracán Season is Here

In the spirit of the season, I will lay down for you some hurricane tips and tricks and do's and don't's. Do you dread putting up your shutters like I do? Keep them up all year! It's easier, you only have to do it once and you are always prepared. This method of preparedness adds a level of cave-lik ... More >>

Musicians Demand Classified Gitmo Memos On How Their Tunes Were Used As Torture

Of all the outrages perpetrated at Guantanamo Bay -- which New Times explored in depth earlier this year on our visit to the prison camp in southern Cuba -- one of the strangest has to be the military's music-based "futility technique."via Wikimedia Commons​In case you've succeeded in washing the ... More >>

Thousands of Fake Viagra Pills Seized, Thousands of Boners Relieved

The lengths men will go to get it hard knows few limits, yet thousands of guys don't have the balls to tell their doctors they can't get it up. So enter the booming illegal Viagra trade, and like so many drugs sold illicitly, you never know if what you're getting is authentic.Today, U ... More >>

Jeb Bush Thinks Obama Can Win in 2012

​For once Jeb Bush is saying something liberals want to hear. He thinks that Barack Obama could easily be reelected in 2012, and says that the 2010 midterm election wasn't so much a vote of confidence in the Republican party as it was an expression of people basically being pissed off. In an expan ... More >>

Marco Rubio and Rick Scott Are Pissed Offshore Drilling is Banned off Florida

​After escaping major damage from the BP oil spill this year, the people of Florida should breath a sigh of relief that the Obama administration announced today that offshore drilling will be banned in the eastern Gulf of Mexico and off the Atlantic coast of Florida for at least the ... More >>

Airport security is racist and stupid

​After escaping major damage from the BP oil spill this year, the people of Florida should breath a sigh of relief that the Obama administration announced today that offshore drilling will be banned in the eastern Gulf of Mexico and off the Atlantic coast of Florida for at least the ... More >>

Updated: Confusion Over Haitian Deportations After Victim's Fiance Blames US Gov For Death

Claudine Magloire mourns the recent death of her husband, Wildrick Guerrier​Between sobs, Haitian-American Claudine Magloire accused the U.S. government of responsibility in the death of her late fiancé, Wildrick Guerrier.Guerrier was deported to Haiti on January 20 despite complaining of stomach ... More >>

Marco Rubio and Rick Scott Praise Obama on Bin Laden Mission

​Marco Rubio and Rick Scott, the two most high-profile Republicans in the state, both got elected on the backs of campaigns that never skimped on criticizing Barack Obama, but the two have nothing but praise for the president after he announced the death of Osama bin Laden.

Florida Republican Congressman Wants to Investigate Rep. Weiner's Alleged Bulge Picture

​Republican Congressman Cliff Stearns of Ocala is very interested in his Democratic colleague Anthony Weiner's alleged bulge pictures. More specifically, he's interested in making sure that members of congress are safe from cyber attacks and hacking. Stearns was on Bill O'Reilly last night and sai ... More >>

Miami International Airport TSA Upgrade Means No More Naked Body Scans

​Bad news for techno-exhibitionists, and good news for pretty much everyone else: the days of those full body scans that leave little to the imagination at Miami International Airport security check points will soon be over. The Transportation Security Administration is rolling out new technology ... More >>

Group Sues Rick Scott to Prevent Pro-Islam, Anti-Evolution Bias in Public School Textbooks

​Citizens for National Security, a Boca Raton-based group that's dedicated itself to identifying pro-Islam bias in textbooks, has filed suit against the state of Florida, Gov. Rick Scott, and the state's Department of Eduction, claiming that a new law concerning the review of textbooks would not ... More >>

You Won't Have to Take Your Shoes Off at MIA Anymore ...If You're Special

​With the eventual aim of lessening screening lines and easing some security procedures the TSA unveiled a new program today at four airports across the country, including Miami International, that allows passengers to go through security check points with out taking of their s ... More >>

Imagine This

​With the eventual aim of lessening screening lines and easing some security procedures the TSA unveiled a new program today at four airports across the country, including Miami International, that allows passengers to go through security check points with out taking of their s ... More >>