Dennis Rodman

Anthony Bourdain Would Love to Go to North Korea (Videos)

Anthony Bourdain's CNN show, Parts Unknown, premieres this Sunday, April 14, at 9 p.m., and the cable network is all behind him. Recently, the network placed a full-page ad in the New York Times "reintroducing" itself and featuring many of its headliners -- including Bourdain.Bourdain has also been ... More >>

Askultura Album-Release Party at Churchill's Pub November 3

Aksultura's Superpunks: "Politicans Say 'F#$% the Public,' I Say 'Anarchy and Legalize Weed'"

Ascolta is Italian for listen, and that's exactly what local punk crew Askultura want you to do. "Listen to the culture," says the band's founder Andrew, a Lakota Nation warrior poet. He and his nine cohorts -- two chicks, six dudes, and a beast named Captain on the washboard -- are releasing a ne ... More >>

20 Celebrity Mugshots from Miami-Dade Jail

It's not Friday yet, but there's no such thing as too many mugshots right? Miami attracts celebrities like moths to a light bulb, but unfortunately for some of them what happens in Miami doesn't stay in Miami. Miami-Dade's jail camera, AKA the in-house Paparazzi, has caught several celebrities check ... More >>

Dennis Rodman on Ricky Williams: "He's Not Gay, He Just Talks Like That," and Other Nonsense

For this week's cover story about recently retired NFL superstar and purported spiritual healer Ricky Williams, I got on the phone with NBA Hall of Famer Dennis Rodman. They're linked besides being two of the weirdest dudes in sports who have been photographed wearing wedding dresses and who l ... More >>

Alonzo Mourning Speaks (Very Briefly) on Heat Repeat and Money Owed to Miami-Dade County

This week has been a big one for Miami. President Obama and Marc Anthony tag-teamed the Jackie Gleason Theater at the Fillmore; the Heat took a much-deserved victory lap around downtown; and someone from the team finally granted New Times an interview. Well, kind of.We caught Alonzo Mourni ... More >>

The Office Cake: Miami's Dedicated Cakery For Personalized Cakes

A cake order for Gloria Estefan on Monday? Another for Dennis Rodman on Wednesday? Hundreds more for regular folks... Just another week in the life of Sarah Paz-Claro, owner and cake-maker at The Office Cake in Doral.The place on 107th Avenue is a bakery purely dedicated to baking cakes.

Men in Black 3: Bummer of '69

Here Are Some Really Interesting Street Couture LeBron James Jerseys

Unknwn, the Aventura Mall shop owned by LeBron James and friends, just debuted online shopping on their website, and to celebrate the store teamed up with street fashion's Dr. Frankenstein-like couturier Dr. Romanelli for a limited edition collection of some, uh, really, really interesting LeBron je ... More >>

Ten Potential FIU Coaches Worst Than Isiah Thomas

The Isiah Thomas era is official over at FIU, and, well, the program still exists! So there's something! Thomas's stunt hiring didn't irretrievably break the program. There's still hope. Maybe FIU can hire some respected assistant program from a larger program to help take the program to a new level ... More >>

Are Seaquarium Animals Harmed by Excessive Partying?

​After two dolphins died at a Swiss marine park following a "techno party" across the street, Miami Seaquarium is taking a good, reasoned look at whether hosting late-night parties is putting its animals in danger. Just kidding! But putting a stop to such parties is the new rallying cry of animal ... More >>

NBA Lockout! A Brief History of Players Moonlighting as Rappers, Rockers, and Queens

Shaq in drag!​Basketball fans are pissed. NBA Commissioner David Stern calls the lockout a "big charade," admitting that the 2011-2012 is in jeopardy because "the union is ratcheting up." Alex "Rube" Rubin, the YouTube rapper whose "NBA Lockout Anthem" has become a collective battle cry for seaso ... More >>

Tights, Speedos, and Capes

LeBron James' Movie Debut Postponed Once Again

​It looks like an Oscar will continue to elude LeBron James much like an NBA championship ring. The most hated man in sports has been attached to star in the Universal Studios production Ballers since 2009, but script delays have kept the project on the back burner. There were rumors that the movi ... More >>

Will Shaq Wrestle at Miami's Wrestlemania?

​Shaquille O'Neal may have hung up his high tops for good, but according to spreading internet rumors he may have not made his last athletic appearance at American Airlines Arena yet. The buzz is that WWE is trying to sign Shaq to take on similarly tall wrestler The Big Show for a match at next ye ... More >>

Dennis Rodman Gets "Serviced" While Calling into 790 The Ticket

​Dennis Rodman called into Jorge Sedano's 790 The Ticket yesterday for an interview. Sedano, of course, wanted to talk about the Heat, but it seems that Rodman had something else on his mind. When Sedano asks him what he's doing at the beginning of the interview, Rodman replies with "you sure you ... More >>

Ricky Williams Wants a Reality Show, But What Should it Be?

​Dolphins running back Ricky Williams is looking for a way to pay down some his debts and is reportedly in talks with the production company behind Chad Ochocinco's VH1 dating show to star in a reality show. No word on what the format will be, but since he got hitched last year, we doubt there'll ... More >>

Ponzi playboy Sean Healy didn't invest money he swindled; he blew it in a hurry

What's in Your Stocking? Your Morons of the Week!

South Florida's hapless idiots are a tireless bunch. And since moronic behavior doesn't take a week off for the holidays, we, your diligent Nimwit-Chasing I-Team, have to work overtime to keep up. We're keeping it short this week, though -- a shot glass full of Bacardi 151-strength moron-elixir to ... More >>

Wear It, Watch It: Fashion on Film

Courtesy of Valentino: The Last Emperor Valentino inspects a crimson masterpiece.​Fashion weeks are like assholes -- nearly every city has them. And while the offerings from New York, Paris, and Milan are hands down the most influential, it's hard to ignore our Funkshion and Rock Fashion wh ... More >>

The Week That Was

DJ Seasunz, a well established local DJ, drove around in his car with the dead body of his 18-year-old girlfriend before turning himself into police. He's being charged with second-degree murder and was denied bond.Miami's best known graffiti crew, MSG, is heading to divorce court as one of the co-f ... More >>

Dennis Rodman: Tickety-Tack Tranny Hot-Mess Out-of-Control Super-Tranny from Transylvania

JipsyDennis Rodman: 1, 2, 4, 3. None of these bitches look better than me. (click to enlarge)​Last night's Pink Dress Collection fashion show at the Eden Roc was for a good cause -- the Susan G. Komen for the Cure -- so we're sure Dennis Rodman meant to look as ridiculous as possible to ... More >>

Jose Canseco: Boxing Rodney King, Planning Reality Show with Michael Lohan

Oh, Jose...​For some reason Miami-Dade still hasn't gotten around to renaming Jose Canseco Street, but Mr. Canseco is wasting no time in bringing more ridiculous schadenfreude to his already pretty shamfeul legacy. Apparently admitting to steroid abuse, appearing in such fine fare as The ... More >>

Father Alberto Cutie Isn't the First to Change Religions

Back to the Future at the Clevelander

Patrons at the revamped SoBe hot spot sound just like the old party animals.

Motley Crue Beer Girls

Beer Girls from MiamiNewTimes.com on Vimeo.There are many facets of the food service industry that stretch beyond the boundaries of culinary endeavours. For example, working the beer concession at a Motley Crue concert. Let us take you into that world for a minute. Find out about Rod Stewart, Denni ... More >>

Dennis Rodman Is A Motley Crue Fan

VIP Elevator from MiamiNewTimes.com on Vimeo.Last night at the Motley Crue show at Hard Rock Live Dennis Rodman showed his support for the band and their music from the VIP bar.

Last Night: Mötley Crüe at Seminole Hard Rock Live

Sayre BermanMötley Crüe performed at the Seminole Hard Rock Live Tuesday night. Click here to view the full slideshow.For Sam Hamovitch, the year was 1986, and you were about to witness the birth of a historical moment in rock and roll history. It was called "Hair Metal," and it was pionee ... More >>

Toga Party

The White Party bash at Vizcaya might have been the year's wildest celebration. But the talk was deadly serious.

Madonna Officially Divorced--Miami Players Step Up

As of this morning, mega pop-star Madonna and her former husband, film director Guy Ritchie, have been granted a "quickie" divorce through a court in London. The details of the divorce aren't nearly as sweet and sticky as some gossip hounds would like: Ritchie isn't expected to take a dime of Madon ... More >>

Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week Swim Recap

The Party Crasher - Zo & Wade Team Up For Summer Groove, Rodman Hits The Titty Bar

Free Gambling

A casino theft ring at Gulfstream spooks the Sun-Sentinel

The Party Crasher - Grand Opening Party of The Park Sports Club

The Party Crasher - Halloween Edition - Rodman, Pistons, Ciara and More

WTF! Indeed. Welcome to Dennis Rodman's World

Get Yer Halloween Fun Here

Events for everyone from the rug rats to the barflies

Trina Takes a Turn at Rap Redemption

Killer Creativity

Miami-Dade's Forensic Art Unit draws a bead on crime

Rebound King

Dennis Rodman shows his private parts

Night&Day

Some Friendly

Amika's opening was not Shaq-adelic

Field Trip for Foreigners

The season for visitors and those clubs you never would have seen without them

BEST PULP FICTION

Mob Over Miami

By Michele McPhee

Letters to the Editor

From the issue of December 28, 2000

Sex Sells

But would you eagerly pay to watch Dennis Rodman get naked?

Best Barbecue

The Pit Bar-B-Q

Dish

What's That on Your Plate?

Calendar for the week

Swelter