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David Stern

  • News

    May 3, 2012

    Luke's Gospel

    Free Metta World Peace.

  • Blogs

    April 26, 2012

    Metta World Peace Got Screwed By David Stern

    Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. Today, Luke stands up for Metta World Peace.I have a message for NBA overlord David Stern: Free Metta World Peace. The seven game suspension ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 5, 2012

    Rapper Alex "Rube" Rubin Invites Miami's Scorn with "Heat Hater" Video

    Last November, local aspiring rapper Alex "Rube" Rubin released a song blaming the NBA's "corrupt policeman" of a commissioner David Stern for the lockout.Now he's turned his white boy wrath on the Miami Heat, a move he admits is akin to wearing a "I (Heart) George Zimmerman" t-shirt to a Trayvon Ma ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 15, 2011

    NBA Lockout! A Brief History of Players Moonlighting as Rappers, Rockers, and Queens

    Shaq in drag!​Basketball fans are pissed. NBA Commissioner David Stern calls the lockout a "big charade," admitting that the 2011-2012 is in jeopardy because "the union is ratcheting up." Alex "Rube" Rubin, the YouTube rapper whose "NBA Lockout Anthem" has become a collective battle cry for seaso ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 14, 2011

    Rapper Alex "Rube" Rubin Tells David Stern to End the Mother$#*%ing NBA Lockout

    Stop crying, Lebron! The Rube is here to end this motherfucking lockout.​​NBA commissioner David Stern may be the most hated man in Miami these days. After all, the lockout means that us Heat fans have been trying to scrub the shitty aftertaste of that catastrophuck of a final out of our mouths ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 14, 2011

    Sorry Heat Fans: NBA Season on Verge of Cancellation, Big Three's Contracts Could Become Void

    ​Will we have to wait until 2013 to see if LeBron James can make good on his promise of bringing back the NBA Championship to Miami? It's looking more and more like that may be the case.Today, the NBA Players Union have rejected NBA Commissioner David Stern's latest offering and have made plans to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 1, 2011

    Heat Owner Micky Arison Fined $500,000 by NBA for Lockout Tweet

    ​Micky Arison may have made the most expensive tweet in history. NBA commissioner David Stern will fine the Heat owner $500,000 for a remark he made on Twitter about the lockout, according to Yahoo! Sports. That would be the single largest fine ever levied on an individual in NBA history.

  • Blogs

    June 13, 2011

    Dallas Mavericks Go Clubbing on South Beach With Championship Trophy

    Terrence JenkinsA man who appears to be Mavs owner Mark Cuban hoists the Larry O'Brien Trophy at a Miami Beach nightclub. Shit.​Well, insult has been definitively added to injury. After they stomped the Miami Heat 105-95 in game 6, the NBA champion Dallas Mavericks -- and owner Mark Cuban -- went ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 7, 2011

    Dirk Nowitzki Is Hollywood as Hell Too

    Dirk Nowitzki​Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. Luke explains how the NBA commissioner is assisting Dallas Mavericks forward Dirk Nowitzki.The Heat hater brigade loves to h ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 1, 2011

    Dallas Mavericks vs. Miami Heat Game 1: Winning Time

    ​If you're a fan of low scoring games, low-percentage shooting and sleep depravity, then Game 1 of the NBA Finals was the game for you!LeBron James scored 24 while Dwyane Wade added 22 and Chris Bosh went for 19 as the Miami Heat took down the Dallas Mavericks 92-84 to take the first game of the b ... More >>

  • News

    December 30, 2010

    Letters from the issue of December 30, 2010

    ​If you're a fan of low scoring games, low-percentage shooting and sleep depravity, then Game 1 of the NBA Finals was the game for you!LeBron James scored 24 while Dwyane Wade added 22 and Chris Bosh went for 19 as the Miami Heat took down the Dallas Mavericks 92-84 to take the first game of the b ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 2, 2010

    Cavaliers Gather Lawyers to Build Tampering Case Against the Heat

    The Miami Heat travels to Cleveland tonight for LeBron James's first appearance at the Q as a member of the visiting squad. As if the story line didn't already make for one of the most dramatic and emotional regular-season matchups in NBA history, Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert has added fuel to the fi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 13, 2010

    Was the Miami Herald Punked By Fake Russian Basketball Fans?

    via Deadspin.comDon't buy the facepaint: These guys are not Russian.​They seemed like the perfect illustration of the NBA's growing global appeal: Two born-and-bred Russian hoops maniacs outside the American Airlines Arena before yesterday's Heat vs. Moscow game. They painted their faces, wore rid ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 5, 2010

    Heat Send Fans to Greet Dwyane Wade at Airport, Fans Go to the Wrong Terminal

    ​With Dwyane Wade set to return to Miami from Chicago this morning, the Miami Heat sent out a call via Twitter to all fans, gas stations, residences, warehouses, farmhouses, henhouses, outhouses and doghouses in the area to meet D-Wade at Miami International Airport and show him some love. It was ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 5, 2009

    From the Desk of Patrick James Riley

    WikicommonsDear Chicago, please trade us Derrick Rose for Michael Beasley...Dear Memphis, please trade us O.J. Mayo for Michael Beasley...Dear New Jersey, please trade us Brook Lopez for Michael Beasley...Dear Minnesota, please trade us Kevin Love for Michael Beasley...Dear L.A. (no, the other L.A.) ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 27, 2008

    Miami Heat Draft Recap: The Ghost of Harold Miner Has Been Exorcized

    WikicommonsDear Chicago, please trade us Derrick Rose for Michael Beasley...Dear Memphis, please trade us O.J. Mayo for Michael Beasley...Dear New Jersey, please trade us Brook Lopez for Michael Beasley...Dear Minnesota, please trade us Kevin Love for Michael Beasley...Dear L.A. (no, the other L.A.) ... More >>

  • Culture

    April 11, 2002

    When Online Got Off Base

    Or: How Mark Cuban would have--and could have?--saved the music biz

  • News

    April 3, 1997

    Heat Offensive

    Or: How Mark Cuban would have--and could have?--saved the music biz

  • News

    October 31, 1996

    Ten Questions for Micky

    Or: How Mark Cuban would have--and could have?--saved the music biz

  • News

    November 27, 1991

    Fax or Fiction?

    Or: How Mark Cuban would have--and could have?--saved the music biz

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