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Happy 83rd Birthday B.B. King

This Campaign is a Joke Now

Florida Recount Guru Trying To Deny America its First Comedic-American Senator

When following the Diaz-Balart races this fall just wasn't enough for me I'd check in on my pet race, the one for the Senate seat in Minnesota between Al Franken and Norm Coleman. Maybe it's because Minnesotan blood runs through me. Maybe it's because the thought of Stuart Smiley entering congress a ... More >>

Gallic Symbol

When following the Diaz-Balart races this fall just wasn't enough for me I'd check in on my pet race, the one for the Senate seat in Minnesota between Al Franken and Norm Coleman. Maybe it's because Minnesotan blood runs through me. Maybe it's because the thought of Stuart Smiley entering congress a ... More >>

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When following the Diaz-Balart races this fall just wasn't enough for me I'd check in on my pet race, the one for the Senate seat in Minnesota between Al Franken and Norm Coleman. Maybe it's because Minnesotan blood runs through me. Maybe it's because the thought of Stuart Smiley entering congress a ... More >>

Program Notes

When following the Diaz-Balart races this fall just wasn't enough for me I'd check in on my pet race, the one for the Senate seat in Minnesota between Al Franken and Norm Coleman. Maybe it's because Minnesotan blood runs through me. Maybe it's because the thought of Stuart Smiley entering congress a ... More >>

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When following the Diaz-Balart races this fall just wasn't enough for me I'd check in on my pet race, the one for the Senate seat in Minnesota between Al Franken and Norm Coleman. Maybe it's because Minnesotan blood runs through me. Maybe it's because the thought of Stuart Smiley entering congress a ... More >>

Swelter

When following the Diaz-Balart races this fall just wasn't enough for me I'd check in on my pet race, the one for the Senate seat in Minnesota between Al Franken and Norm Coleman. Maybe it's because Minnesotan blood runs through me. Maybe it's because the thought of Stuart Smiley entering congress a ... More >>

Wednesday: Joaquin Phoenix at Dirty Hairy at LIV

Er, I just received this in my inbox. Actor-turned-rapper Joaquin Phoenix had threatened the world that he was going to become a rap superstar, but I don't think anyone took him seriously. Well, apparently at next week's edition of Dirty Hairy with Craze and Klever, Joaquin Phoenix will be performin ... More >>

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Er, I just received this in my inbox. Actor-turned-rapper Joaquin Phoenix had threatened the world that he was going to become a rap superstar, but I don't think anyone took him seriously. Well, apparently at next week's edition of Dirty Hairy with Craze and Klever, Joaquin Phoenix will be performin ... More >>

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Er, I just received this in my inbox. Actor-turned-rapper Joaquin Phoenix had threatened the world that he was going to become a rap superstar, but I don't think anyone took him seriously. Well, apparently at next week's edition of Dirty Hairy with Craze and Klever, Joaquin Phoenix will be performin ... More >>

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Er, I just received this in my inbox. Actor-turned-rapper Joaquin Phoenix had threatened the world that he was going to become a rap superstar, but I don't think anyone took him seriously. Well, apparently at next week's edition of Dirty Hairy with Craze and Klever, Joaquin Phoenix will be performin ... More >>

Robin Williams' Surgery a Success, South Florida Shows Should Be Rescheduled

Fans of manic stand-up chock full of random associations and funny voices can breathe a sigh of relief. After being admitted to a Miami hospital earlier this month in the midst of his "Weapons of Self-Destruction" tour, Robin Williams was transferred to Cleveland Clinic in Ohio, where he underwent s ... More >>

From "The Top Ten Signs Your U.S. Senator Is Nuts." Number 9: Breakfast, lunch and dinner? Zima.

Clear Out Remember Zima? Debuted with a splash, then all the fizz went out of it.

Archive Divers, Unite!

The Rewind/FastForward Film Festival has the goods.

More “Bang!” for Your Buck

John Witherspoon is beyond hilarious

The Funny All-Stars

More comedians than you can shake a stick at

Be There!

Even the commercial gets us amped

Art Capsules

Even the commercial gets us amped

Art Capsules

Even the commercial gets us amped

Super Bored

How the world's biggest game spawned the world's worst halftime show

All-Day Suckers

Sedaris and Colbert peddle Candy not everybody wants

This V's for Valentina

Sedaris and Colbert peddle Candy not everybody wants

End of the Road

Trio is the network where great shows go to die, and so much more

Smiling Through the Apocalypse

Hunter Thompson, Rolling Stone, & all that . . .

Rescue 9/11

This year, a handful of shows provided the healing power of laughter

Letters to the Editor

From the issue of October 11, 2001

Up the Academy

The Oscar telecast has, for a decade, been Gil Cates' golden moment

Blow Up the Box

TV managed to suck and blow in 2000, but still, we watched...and watched

What, Them Worry?

As Mad celebrates its 400th issue, its editors wonder how to stay funny in a world gone mad

Rotations

As Mad celebrates its 400th issue, its editors wonder how to stay funny in a world gone mad

The Rise and Fall of Miamiland

Way back in 1998 the citizens of Dade County rose up and declared themselves an independent republic. Then the hangover hit.

The Ascent of Fartman

Way back in 1998 the citizens of Dade County rose up and declared themselves an independent republic. Then the hangover hit.

Spanking the Monkey

Way back in 1998 the citizens of Dade County rose up and declared themselves an independent republic. Then the hangover hit.

Art, the Masses, and How to Swing It

Conni Gordon would like to teach the world to paint in perfect harmony

Swelter

Conni Gordon would like to teach the world to paint in perfect harmony

Letters

Conni Gordon would like to teach the world to paint in perfect harmony

Local Comedy Crew on Last Call with Carson Daly

 Jay Leno is in primetime. Dave Letterman got caught having a threesome with Grinder Girl and Hoola Hop Lady. Conan O'Brien keeps seriously injuring himself. Jimmy Fallon is Jimmy Fallon. So that means that Carson Daily is the new king of late night ...after Craig Ferguson, and various people o ... More >>

Funny Girl

 Jay Leno is in primetime. Dave Letterman got caught having a threesome with Grinder Girl and Hoola Hop Lady. Conan O'Brien keeps seriously injuring himself. Jimmy Fallon is Jimmy Fallon. So that means that Carson Daily is the new king of late night ...after Craig Ferguson, and various people o ... More >>

The Nuts and Bolts of the Indianapolis Colts

​Dolphins fans owe two debts of gratitude to the Indianapolis Colts this year: (1) for dropping a regular-season game to ensure that the '72 Fins remain the only team in modern NFL history to complete a perfect season, and (2) for stopping the NY Jets, with classless coach Rex ... More >>

Obama's Dame

​Dolphins fans owe two debts of gratitude to the Indianapolis Colts this year: (1) for dropping a regular-season game to ensure that the '72 Fins remain the only team in modern NFL history to complete a perfect season, and (2) for stopping the NY Jets, with classless coach Rex ... More >>

Blind Men Shall Lead Us

​Dolphins fans owe two debts of gratitude to the Indianapolis Colts this year: (1) for dropping a regular-season game to ensure that the '72 Fins remain the only team in modern NFL history to complete a perfect season, and (2) for stopping the NY Jets, with classless coach Rex ... More >>

Chaos of Grind Mode Shares "Top 100 Tips To Surviving Memorial Day Weekend In Miami"

​Rapper Chaos from local group Grind Mode ("I'm So High") is probably more "Miami" than anybody I've ever met. Last year he gave me his list of the top 100 things to do to survive Memorial Day Weekend in Miami, which instantly became a Memorial Day Weekend classic. While it's a bit raunchy and X-r ... More >>

David Letterman Does "Top Ten Reasons Jeb Bush Is Not Running For President"

​Jeb Bush's current full time job is denying that he's running for president, but why won't he? A certain camp of conservatives would love to see him run, and even some Democrats concede he could have a good chance. Well David Letterman, the sole remaining funny person on at 11:30 on a network, ha ... More >>

David Letterman Rips Jets' Trip-happy Coach in Top Ten List

​Jets strength training coach Sal Alosi has already been fined and suspended for the trip seen 'round the world. Though, it's likely he'll never be able to totally live it down completely. While sports blogs, ESPN talking heads, and, of course, Channing Crowder have already ripped into the guy, la ... More >>

Lunch Break: We Miss Snooki Way Too Much

​Snooki, you came into our town with a your poofy slippers, crystal vision sunglasses and miraculous poof and managed to leave with our heart. Undoubtedly, even we have to admit that based on the first episode of season 3 all things Jersey Shore are actually better when they're set in the Jersey S ... More >>

Jaime Bayly is dying

​Snooki, you came into our town with a your poofy slippers, crystal vision sunglasses and miraculous poof and managed to leave with our heart. Undoubtedly, even we have to admit that based on the first episode of season 3 all things Jersey Shore are actually better when they're set in the Jersey S ... More >>

Stephen Colbert Takes on Allen West and Debbie Wasserman Schultz Feud

​The spat between Rep. Allen "Black David Letterman" West and Rep. Debbie "home perm after model" Wasserman Schultz rocked the political world yesterday, so of course it wound up on The Colbert Report last night. And being the faux right-winger he is, Stephen Colbert had to wonder "what kind of th ... More >>

Milos Estiatorio to Open in SoFi, Taverna Opa to Move to Brickell

We're hoping Milos brings its famous dsplay of seafood to Miami Beach.​SoFi is seeing more restaurant real estate activity this week, Last week, we reported that Philippe is moving into the Taverna Opa space, located at 36-40 Ocean Drive, and that the restaurant spaces of the former Nemo's a ... More >>

Anthony Bourdain to David Letterman: I Spend All My Money On Crack Cocaine and Shiny New Cars (Video)

Laine DossBourdain in a shiny new car​Anthony Bourdain is on the talk show circuit to promote his new show, The Layover, which debuts on the Travel Channel on November 21. When he drops in on The Late Show, the interview starts out serious and mild. Tony and Dave Letterman discuss such weighty is ... More >>