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Florida's weirdest proposed laws: Purple trees, barking frogs, and slow golf carts

Florida's Eight Weirdest Bills: Pecan Crime, Lifeguard Beatdowns and Trees Painted Purple

​Every year, Florida lawmakers propose more than a thousand bills. Some of them are admirable and important changes designed to make our streets safer, our schools better, and our citizenry healthier. Then there are the other 92 percent. Here are the eight most awesomely befuddling and obscure bil ... More >>

Fashion Freakouts 2011: Top Ten Pop Star Style Mishaps of the Last Year

Ke$ha totally freaked out in 2011.​The past 365 days have been packed with some seriously questionable pop star looks. Sure, most of them have been perpetrated by Lady Gaga and whatever little monster dresses her. But Ms. Germanotta isn't the only one who's played the fashion game and lost mis ... More >>

Twilight's Robert Pattinson and Five Other Actors Who Never Should've Recorded an Album

This dude sucks.​US Weekly is reporting that Team Edward is stabbing music in the heart and draining its blood. Evidently, PG-13 heartthrob and "accomplished blues guitarist" Robert Pattinson is in the midst of recording his first album. But the Twilight star isn't making a record for his teenag ... More >>

Ten Most Badass TV Theme Songs of the '80s

Knight Rider​Say what you will about '80s TV shows -- the one-dimensional characters and ludicrous plot devices -- but they just don't make theme songs like they used to. If you were alive and watching television in the '80s, then you've most likely got the intro music to classic shows like Knight ... More >>

Dirk Nowitzki Is Hollywood as Hell Too

Dirk Nowitzki​Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. Luke explains how the NBA commissioner is assisting Dallas Mavericks forward Dirk Nowitzki.The Heat hater brigade loves to h ... More >>

Celebrity Autobiography exposes stars as the half-wits they are

Dirk Nowitzki​Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. Luke explains how the NBA commissioner is assisting Dallas Mavericks forward Dirk Nowitzki.The Heat hater brigade loves to h ... More >>

We Global! Like Hasselhoff, Prunk TV Is Huge in France!

The Hoff loves puppies like France loves Prunk.​Prunk TV is like David Hasselhoff. We are huge in France! OK, here's how it happened: I got an email from these French filmmakers who had seen my interview with Brisco right here on Prunk TV. Vive la France! They wanted to come to Miami and make a d ... More >>

Castro Death Meter: Fidel is 88% Dead, 79% Insane

​What is up with El Comandante these days? Have Fidel Castro's handlers been slipping amphetamines into his banana pudding? Take a look at the rampage he's been on in the last month or so:

Lil Jon Talks Chris Brown, Kicking Out That Labor Day Crunk

​When it comes to having a crunk-ass time, there are only a few people who really kill it. Maybe Jack Daniels? Perhaps David Hasselhoff? Another dude on that list is your boy Lil Jon (real name Jonathan Mortimer Smith -- who knew, right?). He's man who's never seen without his pimp cup and he's tu ... More >>

Top 10 Worst Pop Songs Ever To Go Number One on the Charts

Americans are stupid. We like stuff that sucks, lots of us at once. That's called pop culture. Later we look back on it and laugh. That's called VH1. The crappy music we once enjoyed all together as a nation is documented in the archives of the pop music charts.Thanks to the power of the Intern ... More >>

Comedian Chelsea Handler on Thongs, the Jersey Shore, and Why God Loves Sushi

E! EntertainmentChelsea Handler, comedian, producer, author, and host of Chelsea Lately, loves the little things in life like sex and Belvedere vodka. She also has a pretty big month. Her latest book Chelsea Chelsea Bang Bang is #1 on the New York Times bestseller list. Her other two books -- Hello, ... More >>

Are You Obese? Talented? Both? NBC Wants You

Riptide was actually not aware that NBC bothered to broadcast anything besides 30 Rock, The Office, and the "I really, really hope one day it gets funny" Kath & Kim. But apparently those shows aren't paying the bills, so they've got a schedule full of sweet, sweet reality television, and as alwa ... More >>

Heimlich Maneuvering

Thousands of local schoolkids were taught a faulty lifesaving technique thanks to Manny Diaz.

This Weekend: Largest DUI Checkpoint in State History

Thousands of local schoolkids were taught a faulty lifesaving technique thanks to Manny Diaz.

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Thousands of local schoolkids were taught a faulty lifesaving technique thanks to Manny Diaz.

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Your three-month forecast of the summer's top movies

Kid Movies Grow Up

Your three-month forecast of the summer's top movies

Win, Lose, or Draw

Or: How do you bring a comic book to life without killing a superhero?

On the Sly

John Cunningham, the man behind Driveways of the Rich and Famous, works his magic in Miami

Calendar for the week

John Cunningham, the man behind Driveways of the Rich and Famous, works his magic in Miami

Tales of Two Gotham Cities

John Cunningham, the man behind Driveways of the Rich and Famous, works his magic in Miami

Swelter 42

John Cunningham, the man behind Driveways of the Rich and Famous, works his magic in Miami