David Garrard

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    October 3, 2012

    Fire Jeff Ireland Watch: Dolphins Have Their Naanee Removed

    Every week, Riptide's crack team of employment termination scientists gauge just how fireable loathed Dolphins General Manager Jeff Ireland has become following his latest series of horrific blunders. So how close is the Ginger Menace to getting canned this week?Late yesterday, word spread that the ... More >>

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    September 5, 2012

    Hard Knocks, Episode Five: The Bachelorette Look Like American Gladiators By Comparison

    Cheer up, third-round pick/emo perpetually sad-faced tight end/ likely-illustrator-of-fantastical-scenes-involving-dragons-and-Asian-counterculture-anti-heros-during-team-film-sessions / wouldn't-make-any-other-team's-53-man-roster-except-the-piece-of-shit-Jets Michael Egnew - HBO's Hard Knocks feat ... More >>

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    September 4, 2012

    Dolphins Releasing David Garrard: Still Have Three Whatever Quarterbacks Left

    Kind of like the last-place finisher in a footrace between a tortoise, a sloth, a three-legged pug and a snail, David Garrard is officially the loser in this season's Dolphins QB contest. According to multiple sources, including Fox Sports' Jay Glazer, Garrard will be officially released by the team ... More >>

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    August 23, 2012
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    August 15, 2012

    Hard Knocks, Episode 2: Chad Johnson's Epic Groin-Kick to Dolphins Fans

    Over the past decade, your Miami Dolphins have resembled a resident of Hiroshima that moved to Nagasaki during World War II to escape the likelihood of bombing. "It's probably much nicer and safer over there," your Dolphins say. Inevitably, they're pretty much screwed either way; it's always an emot ... More >>

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    August 9, 2012
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    August 8, 2012

    Hard Knocks Episode One: Thank God For Chad Johnson

    Thank God for Chad Johnson. Last night, the "Look At Me" wide receiver was the star of the first episode of Hard Knocks: Training Camp With The Miami Dolphins on HBO. You get the feeling the Dolphins brain trust of General Manager Jeff Ireland and Head Coach Joe Philbin picked up the boisterous play ... More >>

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    April 27, 2012

    Miami Dolphins Draft Texas A&M Quarterback Ryan Tannehill

    It only took 29 years, but the Miami Dolphins finally grew a pair and used a first round pick to select a quarterback. And that quarterback is Ryan Tannehill of Texas A&M.After getting stiffed by Peyton Manning during the offseason, and feeling pretty meh about Matt Flynn, the Dolphins went ahea ... More >>

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    October 4, 2011

    With Chad Henne Injured, Dolphins Reach Out to David Garrard and Jake Delhomme

    As if the Dolphins needed more problems, it appears Chad Henne's shoulder injury is pretty serious. Now multiple reports are claiming the Fins are downright desperate to bring in some new QB blood and have reached out to both David Garrard and Jake Delhomme.

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    December 14, 2009

    Miami Dolphins in the Thick of It

    ‚ÄčIf we had told you before this game started that the Dolphins would only manage to score 14 points in the first half, zero points in the second half, turn the ball over three times in enemy territory, but will still win the game, you would have stabbed us in the spleen with a No. 2 pencil and gon ... More >>