They say James Brown was the "hardest working man in show business," but German house producer Thomas Gold can probably relate. He's been on the road pretty much constantly throughout 2013. Whenever he's not rocking parties from here to the Grecian islands, Asia, or Tomorrowland, he's snuggled up ... More >>
The only thing better than wine is free wine. And former Miamian and author Lisa Mattson is offering just that at two separate events this weekend in honor of her new book, The Exes in My iPod: A Playlist of the Men Who Rocked Me to Wine Country. The book is the story of a Miami waitress striving t ... More >>
On NBC's Saturday Night Live, Justin Timberlake played a mascot for a vegan restaurant waging a turf war against an irate sausage slinger. As a giant piece of singing and dancing tofu, Timberlake rapped about his love of kale, quinoa, and tofu mayonnaise. In between veganized renditions of "Freak Ou ... More >>
Bad idea: Cheating on your wife while working overseas for U.S. Customs and Border Protection. Worse idea: Telling your new girlfriend you are a divorced, high-ranking diplomat, when in fact you are a married, low-ranking customs grunt. Incredibly awful idea: Forging diplomatic letters to wow your g ... More >>
STK MiamiThanks to the kind people at Paramount, Short Order readers can win one of the best giveaways ever. Prize includes a Blu-ray copy of No Strings Attached, the romantic comedy starring Oscar-winner Natalie Portman and Charlie Sheen-replacement Ashton Kutcher. But in order to mak ... More >>
The Diamond Princess and The President (this humble narrator) are getting married! She ain't single no more! The President: "Trina will you marry me? We'll be like Drake and Nicki Manaj. Like Jay-Z and Beyonce." Trina spins around with glee. Trina: "Yes, Mr. President!!!" We hug romantically. ... More >>
If you own an iPhone, you're probably having more sex (or rather, more sexual partners) than your BlackBerry and Android neighbors, according to a new study.When we came across this study, conducted by free online dating site OkCupid, we thought, What? The study was put together by OkC ... More >>
Hello, Kitty: I'm a lesbian dating a woman who was born with both male and female parts. I learned about her "situation" after we'd been dating for two months. I'm not angry or upset -- I'm falling in love with her. She says that she loves me too, but she doesn't show it. She's always mean to me, ... More >>
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