Dating

Someone Tell T-Pain to Slow Down

Magic City Kitty -- My Boyfriend Craves a Bicurious Bacchanalia

Magic City Kitty - Bi-Guy For the Night!

Magic City Kitty - Memorial Day Ass Edition

Gay Speed Dating at Java Boys

WTF Is It?!? Fruit Salad

Dude! Make Me a Rock Star!

With our simple course, you too can get laid, paid, and made!

Survey Says Miami is The Biggest Slut

If Miami were a lady, you wouldn't take her home to mom. No, unlike Chicago (who would make a good mother) or New York City (who is working on her doctorate) Miami is looking for something else. She's the kind of gal you'd meet for a Mojito, then promptly pull into the sack -- only to find noth ... More >>

A-Trak

If Miami were a lady, you wouldn't take her home to mom. No, unlike Chicago (who would make a good mother) or New York City (who is working on her doctorate) Miami is looking for something else. She's the kind of gal you'd meet for a Mojito, then promptly pull into the sack -- only to find noth ... More >>

Loose Ladies

Miami girls wanna get naked.

Got Herpes?

Tell your mate before it's too late.

Kitty Says a Fool in Love Is Still a Fool

Dude, she's just not that into you.

Magic City Kitty Sharpens Her Claws on Internet Dating

Dude, she's just not that into you.

Florida's Last Sexual Surrogate

Sad stories and otherwise freaky tales.

Pick Up and Go

Blue Martini is maybe a good place to meet a significant other. But first listen to the stories they tell.

Upper Eastside Garden

Blue Martini is maybe a good place to meet a significant other. But first listen to the stories they tell.

What a Tease!

Blue Martini is maybe a good place to meet a significant other. But first listen to the stories they tell.

Open Your Heart

Blue Martini is maybe a good place to meet a significant other. But first listen to the stories they tell.

That’s Incredible!

Disney swishes into our hearts

Bon Appétit!

Actors' Playhouse serves up a five-course feast

Puppy Love

John Cusack is another endearing mutt in Must Love Dogs

Orthodox Meshugaas

A bizarrely unorthodox defender of the faith puts the fire to some lukewarm Jews

BEST PLACE FOR A FIRST DATE

Miami Improv

BEST PLACE FOR A SECOND DATE

Café Sambal

Adam Green

Gemstones Rough Trade

Blaze

Found Love West End Records

Bobby Bare, Jr.'s Young Criminals' Starvation League

From the End of Your Leash (Bloodshot)

Best Impromptu Intervention

From the End of Your Leash (Bloodshot)

Best Supporting Actor

Ray Lockhart

Love Is a Bumper Car

Ray Lockhart

Damp Yankee

Ray Lockhart

An Upwardly Mobile Musical

Ray Lockhart

Rainy Day Musings #12 and 35

You Can Change The Spelling, But...The Z Ocean Hotel, formerly known as The Regent and home to Table 8 Restaurant, has opened Zushi Flirt -- formerly Flirt Sushi, which went out of business rather quickly after opening at Washington Avenue and 12th Street three years ago. Owner Marko Radisic still h ... More >>

Doors and Legs Open

How to handle an "open" relationship.

Brooke Hogan's Lesbian Kiss

The premiere of Brooke Knows Best's second season was, dare I say, touching. We all know the personal saga of the Hogans (a messy divorce, the son's stint in jail, and the matriarch dating a 19-year-old boy toy), but that episode almost made you feel for a family with loads of money and a dan ... More >>

I Don't Care That She Has a Penis

The premiere of Brooke Knows Best's second season was, dare I say, touching. We all know the personal saga of the Hogans (a messy divorce, the son's stint in jail, and the matriarch dating a 19-year-old boy toy), but that episode almost made you feel for a family with loads of money and a dan ... More >>

Magic City Kitty: I Don't Care That She Has a Penis

​Hello, Kitty: I'm a lesbian dating a woman who was born with both male and female parts. I learned about her "situation" after we'd been dating for two months. I'm not angry or upset -- I'm falling in love with her. She says that she loves me too, but she doesn't show it. She's always mean to me, ... More >>

Silicon Beach: eLove Accepts Fat Rejects From BeautifulPeople.com

Via Mor10am's FlickrNobody's perfect, unless your social network is BeautifulPeople.com​Beautifulpeople.com is so exclusive, it recently gave the boot to 5,000 members who popped a few buttons after indulging too much over the holidays, according to sources buzzing all over the web -- from Techcr ... More >>

Silicon Beach: Can Twitter Replace Online Dating Sites?

Illustration via 4braham's Flickr​Is Twitter threatening the success of online dating services? "No," according to Mark Brooks, an analyst and consultant for the online dating industry. Brooks presented a panel late last month at the iDate2010 conference in Miami Beach. He recapped the past year's ... More >>

Silicon Beach: Tech Keeps Scammers Out of Your Heart and Wallet

Photo via Don Hankins' Flickr​The iDate 2010 conference descended on Miami Beach last month with trade professionals talking shop about the business of running dating sites. One of the topics that intrigued Silicon Beach was protection against scammers. How do you know if the person behind that pr ... More >>

Snooki and The Situation Maybe Making Sweet Guido Love in Your General Vicinity

​Poor Snooki, when will she ever find love? Or was it always there right in front of her all along? She was dating some random gelled mea bag named Emillio, but apparently broke up with him when she thought he was seeing guidettes on the side while she was down in Miami shooting the second se ... More >>

South Florida Woman Takes to Social Media to... Get Dates?

​Whether or not we'd like to admit it, we've all been there. Moving to new cities and jumping head first into the dating pool isn't easy. But we're guessing the real trick is standing out. Cue SeeClaudiaDate.com. Claudia, a native Texan and recent New York transplant, spent the last year in South ... More >>

House Rules: Must “Ha Ha”

​Whether or not we'd like to admit it, we've all been there. Moving to new cities and jumping head first into the dating pool isn't easy. But we're guessing the real trick is standing out. Cue SeeClaudiaDate.com. Claudia, a native Texan and recent New York transplant, spent the last year in South ... More >>

Trina Will You Marry Me? Prunk TV Pops the Question and She Says Yes!

​The Diamond Princess and The President (this humble narrator) are getting married! She ain't single no more! The President: "Trina will you marry me? We'll be like Drake and Nicki Manaj. Like Jay-Z and Beyonce." Trina spins around with glee. Trina: "Yes, Mr. President!!!" We hug romantically. ... More >>

The Forge: A Date with a Surgeon

​Short Order will be hosting a column that combines dating and culinary reviews. The author, Riki Altman is an expert on both.Let's talk about balls, shall we? Not testicles, per se, but cohones, huevos, grit, moxie, pluck... you know, that magical thing it takes to really get a job done. If looks ... More >>

Date With a Brit at the Biltmore

​You've undoubtedly heard the expression, "Things aren't always as they seem," and in the case of my latest date -- the second one filmed for the viewing pleasure of some major television network executives--no truer words could've fit the experience.Producers came to town yet again to film their ... More >>

Supper on the Porch

​You've undoubtedly heard the expression, "Things aren't always as they seem," and in the case of my latest date -- the second one filmed for the viewing pleasure of some major television network executives--no truer words could've fit the experience.Producers came to town yet again to film their ... More >>

STK $150 Gift Certificate, No Strings Attached Super-Mega Giveaway!

STK Miami​Thanks to the kind people at Paramount, Short Order readers can win one of the best giveaways ever. Prize includes a Blu-ray copy of No Strings Attached, the romantic comedy starring Oscar-winner Natalie Portman and Charlie Sheen-replacement Ashton Kutcher. But in order to mak ... More >>

Ladies, Looking for a Sensitive Dude? Well Pompano Beach is Ranked America's Sensitive Man Capital

​Ladies, are you sick of meeting South Beach douchebags who are about as emotionally numb as their nostrils after snorting a line? Tired of those Hialeah pigs who don't even consider your feelings when they're hollering at you from their '97 Nissans? Fed up with those Brickell pricks who think all ... More >>

Miami Somehow Ranked as One of America's Best Cities for Dating

​Maybe we just hang out with a bunch of unlovable, miserable bastards, but it seems like precious few of our friends are "booed" up in time for Valetines' Day. So, we're a little bit surprised that Yahoo! Travel has named Miami as one of America's 10 best cities for dating. Really? Maybe one Ameri ... More >>