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Subject: Dana Perino

  • The White House Does Not Care About The Herald's Problems

    The current staff of 1600 Pennsylvania Ave is still pretending like they're running the country and doing little pretend press briefings, even though the press could give a shit about them now. So the White House is all like, "hey, right back at you, press." Today, a reporter asked Press Secretary Dana Perino about the impending newspaper Apocalypse. Q: Thank you, Dana. Two questions. The Wall Street Journal reports that the Chicago Tribune Company, which owns the Los Angeles Times and the Balt

    December 8, 2008
  • In Liberty City, Obama Wants You to Buy Schlitz Malt Liquor and Newports

    Obama is so enthusiastic about these products he added an extra r to his first name. It's tough to drive through Liberty City these days without running into President Obama. He's there on the side of Liberty City Elementary, next to the MLK portrait. He's painted on the walls of at least a couple of street-corner ministries. And at NW 12th Avenue and 58th Terrace, Obama waves happily in front of an American flag, right over the words ICE COLD BEER WINE, a pack of Newport cigarettes, and

    May 1, 2009