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Dan Marino

  • Blogs

    May 24, 2012

    How Do You Know If You're a Real Miamian?

    Ever notice how New Yorkers have such strong opinions about what makes a person a "real" New Yorker? (The answer: you have strong opinions about what makes one a real New Yorker.) The phrase "Real New Yorker" has 802,000 Google results. The phrase "Real Miamian" nets just 347 results.We're a tr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 1, 2012

    For Miami Dolphins, Drafting Miami Hurricanes Is Too Little, Too Late

    Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Luke gives an F to the Miami Dolphins and the Miami Hurricanes underclassmen who left school for the NFL draft.As much I've put t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 16, 2012

    Peyton Manning Won't Be a Dolphin: So, Um, Who Is Available in the 2013 Draft?

    ​Peyton Manning has officially told the Miami Dolphins he won't be suiting up in aqua and orange next season. It's another embarrassing failure for owner Stephen Ross and GM Jeff Ireland, and there's even some suggestions that Manning only took the meeting with the Fins as a favor to Dan Marino. O ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 21, 2012

    The Chad Henne Era is Over for the Miami Dolphins

    ​The Miami Dolphins will have no more Chads hanging around next season. According to the Sun-Sentinel, the Dolphins are expected to part ways with quarterback Chad Henne officially next month. He now joins the long list of Dolphins QBs who've failed to live up to the legend of Dan Marino.

  • Blogs

    January 3, 2012

    Cam Newton Could Become the Black QB Role Model That Michael Vick Never Had

    Luther Campbell, the man whose booty-shaking madness made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. This week, Campbell addresses why African-American NFL quarterbacks don't have any heroes to look up to. In baseball, African-American play ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 28, 2011

    Jason Taylor to Retire After This Sunday

    Aside from that dark and confusing year he played for the Jets, Jason Taylor may be the most beloved Miami Dolphin since Dan Marino, but the 37-year-old is reportedly preparing to hang up his cleats for good after Sunday's game against those New York Jets. Taylor put in 15 years in the NFL, all but ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 22, 2011

    Rick Ross Parties With Dan Marino: Our Favorite Ricky Rozay Miami Moments of 2011

    ​Rick Ross. Two words, two syllables, and one hardcore boss. Over that past 12 months, the Maybach Music capo effortlessly managed to make 2011 his bitch, surviving two seizures and a Kreyashawn diss along the way. He expanded his investment portfolio, adding Wingstop franchisee to his resume. A ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 5, 2011

    Miami Dolphins Are the 13th Most Popular NFL Team, Highest Ranking in Years

    Despite the weekly disaster show on the field, the Miami Dolphins are at their highest level of popularity in years. That's according to a Harris Interactive poll that ranks the 32 NFL teams from America's most favorite to least. The Dolphins are America's 13th favorite team. Unlucky number as ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 13, 2011

    Ron Jaworski Apologizes for Saying "Shit" on Air During Last Night's Dolphins Game

    ​Miami Dolphins fans certainly had a lot to curse about during last night's game, though few of us had the duties of announcing the game live on television. ESPN analyst Ron Jaworski, a former Dolphins player, officially turned the broadcast into a shit show when he let out the four-letter e ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 4, 2011

    Desperate Dolphins Would Possibly Be Interested in Brett Favre

    Well, Dolphins fans have been hoping all summer that the team would add a proven veteran quarterback. Sometimes you better be careful what you wish for. Sure, this Sun-Sentinel report is more of a "what if..." hypothesis shallowly designed for shock and page views, but the odd thing is that no one i ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 8, 2011

    Happy First Anniversary, LeBron, but We Might Need Some Marriage Counseling

    ​Happy first anniversary, LeBron James! It was exactly one year ago today when you got down on one knee sat on one seriously uncomfortable-looking wooden chair and announced before God and the entire ESPN-watching world your intention to enter an unholy union with Miami and our professional b ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 20, 2011

    Chad Pennington Joins Fox as NFL Analyst

    ​Former Dolphins quarterback Chad Pennington isn't ready to accept that his playing career is over just yet, but he's already accepted a job on the other side. He's just signed with Fox Sports to provide analysis during NFL football games. Though he still hopes to return to playing one day.

  • Blogs

    May 31, 2011

    Dear America: Stop Criticizing Miami Heat Fans

    ​Dear America,We address you as ambassadors of sorts from the culturally sovereign nation of Miami-Dade. It's recently come to our attention that the "Miami Heat," a professional sporting concern that represents our city in your National Basketball Association, has advanced to a series which will ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 26, 2011

    RIP Jim Mandich, A Miami Dolphin Till The End

    The Mad Dog of South Florida Radio​The Mad Dog bled aqua and orange until his last breath. Former Miami Dolphins tight end and local sports radio personality Jim Mandich passed away Tuesday evening after months of battling cancer. For anyone who's rooted for the hometown NFL Franchise, Mandic ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 1, 2011

    Sol Kitchen Delivers Good Food For Your Super Bowl Party

    Jessica Ramirez​ If you're having people over for the Super Bowl and want to feed them good food -- but don't feel like doing the work -- Sol Kitchen may be able to help.  Owned by Steve Berry and chefs Kurtis Jantz and Chad Galiano, the company started offering food packages for ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 20, 2010

    Dolphins Lose Sixth Home Game of Season, Playoffs are DOA

    ​With Sunday's 17-14 loss to the lowly Buffalo Bills, it looks like the Miami Dolphins have managed to cobble together yet another season of rampant incompetence. The loss killed whatever feeble hopes Miami had on making the playoffs, putting their record at 7-7 and giving them their sixth ho ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 20, 2010

    Miami Dolphins Lose Record for Most All Time Regular Season Wins During Modern NFL Era

    ​Perhaps less heralded than the 1972 perfect season, but more illustrative of the Miami Dolphins proud position as a historically non-sucking team is another record: most regular season wins since 1970 (that's the year the AFL and NFL merged and is generally considered the start of the modern ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 19, 2010

    25 People, Animals or Things We'd Rather See Play QB Than Tyler Thigpen

    Last night, in perhaps the most dire example of the Marino Curse ever, the Miami Dolphins suffered only their second shutout on their home field in the past 40 years in a 16-0 pummeling by the Chicago Bears. Yes, with Brandon Marshall went out with a hamstring injury. And, yes, the coaching was part ... More >>

  • Calendar

    November 11, 2010

    Quarterback Quandaries

    Last night, in perhaps the most dire example of the Marino Curse ever, the Miami Dolphins suffered only their second shutout on their home field in the past 40 years in a 16-0 pummeling by the Chicago Bears. Yes, with Brandon Marshall went out with a hamstring injury. And, yes, the coaching was part ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 9, 2010

    De Niro's Ago Top Celebrity-Owned Miami Restaurant

    Creative Commons photo by Rayand Miami business owner Robert De Niro​To reach A-list celebrity status, there is a checklist: launch a cheesy perfume line, appear in an "accidental" photograph partying with Paris Hilton and two midgets covered in cocaine, and do an Oprah interview that brings every ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 19, 2010

    Anthony's Pizza Fires Up Kendall

    ​"Well-done pizzas" have landed in Kendall. It happened this past weekend, when Anthony's Coal Fired Pizza opened its fifth Miami-Dade location (and 23rd nationwide) at 12502 N. Kendall Dr., a half-mile west of the turnpike.ACFP's anthracite-burning ovens heat up to 800 degrees, a beautifully blis ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 10, 2010

    Brisco Tries to Convince Lebron James to Come to Miami on New Mixtape with Jadakiss, Nipsey Hussle

    ​The Lebron James speculation is serious. Of course, here in Miami we're hoping he comes down to join buddy D-Wade ... but Wade's future in Miami hardly seems certain, either. So who can help entice James make up his mind? How about some rappers with a new mixtape!Yesterday saw the release of The ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 4, 2010

    Fumble-Prone Former Dolphin Sammie Smith Gets Civil Rights Back

    "Sammie Sucks. Sammie Sucks," chants are long since gone from Miami Dolphin home games, as is the unfortunate and short-lived pro football career of former running back Sammie Smith. But things finally seem to be turning around for one of the most hated Dolphins of all time. After finishing up a sev ... More >>

  • News

    May 13, 2010

    Film czar Harry Emilio Gottlieb nixes pop quiz, aces take-home exam

    "Sammie Sucks. Sammie Sucks," chants are long since gone from Miami Dolphin home games, as is the unfortunate and short-lived pro football career of former running back Sammie Smith. But things finally seem to be turning around for one of the most hated Dolphins of all time. After finishing up a sev ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 10, 2010

    Miami Film Czar Harry Emilio Gottlieb Passes Take-Home Quiz

    Harry Emilio Gottlieb knows cinema!​Who knew that Harry Emilio Gottlieb, a prolific writer of letters to the editor denouncing cronyism, was a Hollywood wheeler-dealer?Why else would he get a $63,000-a-year gig as the man in charge of Miami's film and cultural affairs office? It couldn't possibly ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 23, 2010

    NFL Draft Live-Blog, rounds 2 & 3

    ​Welcome back to our second night of NFL Draft Live-Blogging! Brought to you in 3D!* (*-not really, but everything else is in 3D, so why not). Tonight we'll roll through the second and third rounds, where the Dolphins hold the 40th and 73rd overall picks. Tonight's blog will be more Dolphins-cente ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 23, 2010

    Dwyane Wade Watch: Could He End up in NYC With LeBron and Bosh?

    via Sports Pure​Let's be honest. The brightest star in the black hole of mediocrity that is the South Florida sports landscape is Dwyane Wade. As we all know, he enters free agency after this season. While we're about 75 percent sure he'll stay with the Heat, the media is going to have a lot of fu ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 18, 2010

    No Boozer or Big Trade for Miami; Wade's OK, But Will He Stay?

    It was already clear that we wouldn't be getting Amar'e, but last minute rumors that The Heat might be landing Carlos Boozer from the Utah Jazz appeared to be unfounded."That was like, huh, what?'' Jazz general manager Kevin O'Connor said this afternoon, according to the Deseret News.So that means n ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 28, 2010

    CBS Evening News and Early Show to Broadcast from South Beach Next Week

    ​Next week CBS and its Super Bowl crew will invadeMiami and they're bringing their news shows along, and it's a homecoming of sorts for two of the eye network's biggest stars. The shows will also bring live performances to South Beach from Gloria Estefan, Justin Bieber and Wynnona Judd and Wyclef ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 31, 2009

    Miami Dolphins at New York Jets: 10 Predictions

    ​Despite winning the last two meetings against the New York Jets, the Dolphins enter Sunday's rematch as 3-point underdogs. This is mainly because the Jets are coming off a big win against the Raiders (which is basically the equivalence of beating a team made up entirely of organ grinders and thei ... More >>

  • News

    October 8, 2009

    Five reasons Miami will never host the Olympics

    ​Despite winning the last two meetings against the New York Jets, the Dolphins enter Sunday's rematch as 3-point underdogs. This is mainly because the Jets are coming off a big win against the Raiders (which is basically the equivalence of beating a team made up entirely of organ grinders and thei ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 6, 2009

    Five Reasons the Olympics Will Never Come to Miami

    Dave Landsberger Can we change all those rings to gold and stick a cigar in there?​Last week, Rio de Janeiro beat Chicago to host the 2016 Summer Olympics. Rio and Miami share many things, including tourism, beaches, and lots of South Americans. But here are five reasons the Magic City coul ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 3, 2009

    Last Time Unemployment Was This High It Was A Pretty Good Year For Miami

    Unemployment in America has reached 8.5%, the highest it's been since 1983! Egads! Remember those horrible times of 1983 -- I don't, because I was not born -- but it actually seems that 1983 was a banner year for Miami. Maybe history will repeat itself. The Miami Hurricanes won their first NCAA Divi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 30, 2009

    Don't Even Think About It, Jason Taylor

    Jason Taylor spent 11 long years with the Miami Dolphins, the last of which was particularly embarrassing, but did our love not make up for it? It wasn't a Dan Marino type of love, but we loved him in a way a city loves the standout star of their otherwise helpless professional football team. We eve ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 14, 2008

    The U is in First Place, Jim Kelly Still an Insufferable Douchebag

    Don’t look now but the Miami Hurricanes are in first place in the ACC Coastal Division. Couldn’t decide between watching the Canes getting their mojo back or 30 Rock last night? That’s what the "previous channel" button on the remote is for (or, for those of you still living in a world where ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 6, 2008

    This Week in Joey Porter's Mouth (and His Popcorn Muscles)

    Don’t look now but the Miami Hurricanes are in first place in the ACC Coastal Division. Couldn’t decide between watching the Canes getting their mojo back or 30 Rock last night? That’s what the "previous channel" button on the remote is for (or, for those of you still living in a world where ... More >>

  • Calendar

    October 23, 2008

    Party Like It’s 1993

    The Buffalo Bills and Miami Dolphins renew their rivalry in a must-win game.

  • Blogs

    June 3, 2008

    Dwight Freeney Disagrees With Bloggers and Fan Forums

    The Buffalo Bills and Miami Dolphins renew their rivalry in a must-win game.

  • Blogs

    February 15, 2008

    Saying Goodbye to 54

    The Buffalo Bills and Miami Dolphins renew their rivalry in a must-win game.

  • Blogs

    December 28, 2007

    What Lies Ahead in 2008 ... Dan Marino, Land Grabs, Biscuits and More

    The Buffalo Bills and Miami Dolphins renew their rivalry in a must-win game.

  • Calendar

    February 1, 2007

    Boobs, Butts, and Balls

    South Beach has got ´em all

  • Blogs

    January 5, 2007

    Bring Back Shula

    South Beach has got ´em all

  • News

    August 3, 2006

    Hater Blockers

    Perez Hilton has the last laugh; trendoids love art and couture

  • Diversions

    May 12, 2005

    PERSONAL BEST

    Lindsay Czarniak

  • Dining

    May 16, 2002

    On the Steaks of South Philly

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  • Dining

    September 28, 1994

    Moonlight Smile

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  • Dining

    July 28, 1993

    Leadoff Platter

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  • News

    January 13, 1993

    Program Notes 39

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    January 6, 1993

    Swelter

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  • Dining

    December 23, 1992

    Tendril is the Night

    Hey you, famous person! Wait in line!

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