Dan Marino

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    September 10, 2014

    Six Reasons the Dolphins Big Win Sunday Wasn't a Fluke

    So, was that legit? Dolphins fans have to be asking themselves that question this week as the glow wears off from the Phins 33-20 ass-punting of the New England Patriots. After watching the Dolphins start 3-0 last year, then darf-and-barf away the season in every way possible, you really can't blame ... More >>

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    May 22, 2014

    The Dolphins Have Gotten Worse Every Single Decade (And Probably Won't Be Much Better Next Season)

    The Miami Dolphins are the exact opposite of fine wine, cheese and that hot cougar who lives down the street. They're only getting worse with age, and it's backed up by data. Data journalist Rob Barry pointed out on his website that the Fins are one of only two teams whose win percentage has gotten ... More >>

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    April 15, 2014

    The 50 Most Followed Miami Twitter Feeds

    When we decided to tally up the most popular Twitter users in Miami, we weren't sure what we were going to get. Real fame or local fame doesn't necessarily equate to Twitter fame. After all, Dan Marino barely made the list at 50, and LeBron James came in second. To compile this list, we used Twita ... More >>

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    February 18, 2014

    Dan Marino Will No Longer Be on TV on NFL Sunday

    Dan Marino has been on your television almost every NFL Sunday since 1983, either as the Dolphins quarterback or, for more than the past ten years, as a studio analyst on CBS's The NFL Today. Well, no longer. CBS has announced it has dropped Marino and cohost Shannon Sharpe. They'll be replaced by ... More >>

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    January 30, 2014

    New York Super Bowl Stinks, Bring It Back to Miami

    There's weather-induced chaos in Atlanta. Freezing weather in the plains. And the forecast at game time Sunday in New Jersey is 40 degrees and overcast. Three of the first five Super Bowls were played in Miami -- and 10 of the big games overall. And here, on Sunday night, it is supposed to be 75 d ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 12, 2013

    Love-Child Daddy Dan Marino to "Restore Respect" to Dolphins

    Try not to laugh when you read this. The Dolphins, whom the Bucs clobbered last night, are in an obvious tailspin. So now, following l'affaire Incognito, team owner Stephen Ross, who solemnly declared himself "appalled" yesterday, has assembled a few Men of Honor to Restore Respect to the Dolphins. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 19, 2013

    Dan Marino Made His Dolphins Debut 30 Years Ago Today

    It's September 19, 1983. Scarface had yet to premiere in theaters. The Heat, Marlins and Panthers didn't even exist. The Miami Hurricanes had yet to win a national championship. LeBron James hadn't even been born. So many icons associated with modern day Miami had yet to exist. On that night, the ... More >>

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    September 12, 2013
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    September 5, 2013

    Ricky Williams Used to Smoke Weed Before Games, Claims Channing Crowder

    It shouldn't be that much of a surprise that Ricky Williams used to smoke pot the night before Dolphins games. And it's even less of a surprise that former Dolphins Channing Crowder is blabbing about it.

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    August 1, 2013
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    February 1, 2013

    Miami's Best Eats and Drinks This Weekend

    Since we can't all be in New Orleans this weekend cheering on our favorite teams (by the way, are you a Ravens or a 49ers fan?) the party is just going to have to come to us. And, sure, we're under a lot of national humiliation right now with Dan Marino's affair and love child gone public and all ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 1, 2013

    Dan Marino's Wife Claire Knew About His Secret Love Child; CBS Didn't

    While the rest of the world found out this week about Dan Marino's secret love child, don't feel too bad for his wife Claire Marino. She's known about it forever, and is totally over it.

  • Blogs

    January 31, 2013

    Dan Marino Had a Love Child With Fellow CBS Employee in 2005, Report Claims

    Dan Marino has a seven-year-old love child. The Dolphins legend and CBS football analyst had an affair with a production assistant in Manhattan back in 2005, according to the New York Post.Marino, a mild-mannered family man with the personality of an egg timer, has apparently admitted to the af ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 20, 2012
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    March 16, 2012

    Yep, Manning Only Talked to Dolphins as a Favor to Marino

    ​How pathetic are the Dolphins' front office? They couldn't even secure a meeting with Peyton Manning on their own and had to enlist the help of Dan Marino. Yep, despite not having played for the 'Fins for 13 years and not having any official affiliation with the team, Marino continues to be just ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 23, 2012

    Miami Dolphins Eyeing Peyton Manning, Really?

    ​The Miami Dolphins have not had a consistent quarterback since Dan Marino, who retired at 38. Twelve years later, the Dolphins are still fumbling around trying to land a franchise quarterback even half as good as he was. Signing a 35-year-old injured player probably won't to help much, but don't ... More >>

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    December 29, 2011
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    November 29, 2011

    Don Shula Says Packers Can Match '72 Dolphins' Perfect Season

    ​The members of the '72 Miami Dolphins haven't gotten a chance yet to pop champagne, as the Green Bay Packers have remained undefeated with little signs of slowing down. Could Perfectville soon have a population of two?These are dark days in Dolphinland, as they have been for much of the past deca ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 14, 2011

    Brady, Belichick Two Wins Away from Breaking Marino and Shula's Wins Record

    ​After 27 years, Dan Marino's record for most yards in a single season is expected to be overtaken. Even Marino admits as much. But another Marino record will almost surely be broken this year.With 116 wins together with the Dolphins, Marino and Don Shula hold he NFL record for most wins by a QB a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 10, 2011

    Dan Marino on Suck for Luck: "That's Just Ridiculous"

    ​Suck for Luck fever has struck the Miami Dolphins fan base in part because the team hasn't had a decent pigskin slinger since Dan Marino. Yeah, well, Marino thinks purposely tanking for the number one pick in the next NFL draft is "ridiculous." Perhaps he has a point. He was far from a number one ... More >>

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    February 7, 2011

    Dan Marino Hates the Black Eyed Peas

    ​The Pittsburgh Steelers may not have won the Super Bowl, but the real losers seems to have been the Black Eyes Peas. The questionably talented group helmed the halftime shows first foray back into Top 40 pop since Janet Jackson's affaire du nipple a few years back. They may have avoided wardrobe ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 14, 2011

    Kyle Turley Claims Dan Marino Smoked Pot Before Games

    Would Marino be overly amused by his own hologram card? "Dude, it like moves and stuff!"​Before Brett Favre broke it, Dolphins legend Dan Marino held the NFL record for most career touchdown passes at 420, but did a little 420 help him get there? That's what former NFL offensive lineman Kyle Turle ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 28, 2010

    Pressure on Dolphins to Draft First Round Quarterback For First Time Since 1983

    ​No team in the NFL has gone as many years without drafting a quarterback in the first round than the Miami Dolphins. The last time they did the year was 1983 and the man was Dan Marino, which, of course, made drafting a quarterback not much of a concern for much of the next two decades. Thoug ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 12, 2010

    The Miami Dolphins Hit All-Time Low in Popularity According to Poll

    The Miami Dolphins are the 21st most popular NFL team this year, or if you want to be more negative about it they're the 12th least popular. That's the lowest point the Dolphins have ever found themselves in the ratings since Harris Interactive began keeping track of such things in 1998. The good ne ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 22, 2010

    NFL Draft Live-Blog

    ​Here we go. Live-blogging the NFL Draft. Pretty much like watching the draft with someone as losery as yourself. Only on the Internet! This is the first time the NFL Draft is being held in primetime. Because you're not buying enough KFC Double Downs for your fatass kids dammit! Also, tonight is t ... More >>

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    January 25, 2010

    Night Watch: JByrd's Muddy Waters Restaurant and Raw Bar in Deerfield

    ​Night Watch is a regular feature about bars and clubs by nightlife columnist Tara Nieuwesteeg. JByrd's Muddy Waters Restaurant and Raw Bar (2237 W Hillsboro Blvd, Deerfield Beach Call 954-428-6577, or visit front, the patio area is replete with glider booths, palm trees, and p ... More >>

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    January 22, 2010

    Who Do We Want Coming To Miami: Colts vs. Jet; Vikings vs. Saints

    ​It's Conference Championship weekend, meaning the teams that get to pack their bags for Miami are decided on Sunday. For a depressing 16th year in a row our Miami Dolphins aren't in the running, and as Gus mentioned yesterday we could really care less about who wins. But we will have to ... More >>

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    December 17, 2009
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    October 3, 2009

    Miami Dolphins Preview: The Robot Era Begins

    wikimediaSee the game for them, if not for Chad.​We've had the worst luck with our quarterbacks since Dan Marino retied in 1999. And now, with Chad Pennington's shoulder turning to shredded wheat last Sunday, it looks like the Chad Henne era is upon us sooner than anticipated. Henne comes with a r ... More >>

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    September 3, 2009

    News Roundup

    Dan Marino "was arguably the biggest cocksucker to ever play" quarterback. All of this and more in your Deadspin Dolphins season preview. [Deadspin]Another photographer in Miami almost got arrested for simply taking photos -- at least that's what he says. He was snapping cute pics of his dog inside ... More >>

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    December 29, 2008

    News Roundup

    Your Miami Dolphins did it! Some how! Some way! They took their division, are heading to the play offs, and made the greatest season to season turn around in NFL history. Not only that but to get their they beat the Patriots, who last year came ridiculously close to joining the '72 Dolphins in per ... More >>

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    December 8, 2008

    News Roundup

    Florida GOP chairman Jim Greer may have billed the party for personal expenses. It's not $150k on a wardrobe, but it's almost as bad. Like $3,600 on a single dinner. [Herald]The Miami-Dade Dems elected new leadership, and they didn't celebrate with a $3,600 dinner. [Naked Politics]What do you need t ... More >>

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    August 6, 2008

    Dan Marino on Dancing With The Stars?

    In Touch reports that legendary Hall of Fame Dolphin quarterback Dan Marino is going to be a contestant on Dancing With the Stars this September. In a related story, I’m reporting that my childhood has been crushed into a fine powder. Former Fin Jason Taylor just got done wrapping up his adventure ... More >>

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    March 13, 2008

    Snap Your Affection

    There’ll be sweet tunes aplenty at Dolphin Stadium today.

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    January 30, 2008

    Dan Marino Got Wine

    Nothing says benevolence and charity like a liquored up asshole telling everyone in the room just how much they’ve let him down. But that’s me. I love me an alcoholic beverage or two, and I love to let it all hang out when I drink. So if I’m going to get shit faced and act like a total douche, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 9, 2008

    The Right Arm of God Crushes King Douche Into Fine Powder

    I've always liked ESPN's Jeffri Chadiha. He's what a sports anchor/writer should be. Intelligent, insightful, and, most importantly, not a douche. Unlike scrotum slapping jackals like Skip Bayless or Sean Salisbury, who like to yell and spit and play the role of the tough ornery guy without saying m ... More >>

  • Music

    September 6, 2007
  • Home Entertainment

    August 2, 2007

    Trick Play

    NFL greats shake off the rust in All-Pro Football

  • Calendar

    February 1, 2007

    Super Bowl Fun for Everyone

    You don’t need money to have a blast, but it helps

  • City Life

    May 12, 2005
  • Restaurants

    May 16, 2002
  • Restaurants

    May 17, 2001

    Best Place To Dine With Dan Marino

    Football Sandwich Shops

  • Diversions

    May 11, 2000

    Best Sportscaster

    Jimmy Cefalo

  • News

    December 31, 1998
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    December 17, 1998
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    December 3, 1998

    Chasing Danny

    Is Dan Marino a stoic swaddled in hype or a frigid sports celebrity with the personality of an egg timer?

  • News

    July 18, 1996

    The Uneven Bars

    When put to the test, many local sports-theme establishments don't live up to the hype

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    December 28, 1995


    Welcome to the world of SHUMANJI(TM), a jungle adventure game in which you, the winningest coach in football history, face the toughest season of your career.

  • Music

    July 6, 1994

    Score One for the Rippers

    Second Coming resurrects the idea of funking people up

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    September 29, 1993
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