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Dan Marino

  • Blogs

    April 27, 2012

    Miami Dolphins Draft Texas A&M Quarterback Ryan Tannehill

    It only took 29 years, but the Miami Dolphins finally grew a pair and used a first round pick to select a quarterback. And that quarterback is Ryan Tannehill of Texas A&M.After getting stiffed by Peyton Manning during the offseason, and feeling pretty meh about Matt Flynn, the Dolphins went ahea ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 16, 2012

    Yep, Manning Only Talked to Dolphins as a Favor to Marino

    ​How pathetic are the Dolphins' front office? They couldn't even secure a meeting with Peyton Manning on their own and had to enlist the help of Dan Marino. Yep, despite not having played for the 'Fins for 13 years and not having any official affiliation with the team, Marino continues to be just ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 23, 2012

    Miami Dolphins Eyeing Peyton Manning, Really?

    ​The Miami Dolphins have not had a consistent quarterback since Dan Marino, who retired at 38. Twelve years later, the Dolphins are still fumbling around trying to land a franchise quarterback even half as good as he was. Signing a 35-year-old injured player probably won't to help much, but don't ... More >>

  • News

    December 29, 2011

    Miami locals' New Year's resolutions

    ​The Miami Dolphins have not had a consistent quarterback since Dan Marino, who retired at 38. Twelve years later, the Dolphins are still fumbling around trying to land a franchise quarterback even half as good as he was. Signing a 35-year-old injured player probably won't to help much, but don't ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 27, 2011

    2012 Resolutions: From Hank Adorno to Donna Shalala to Sid Rosenberg

    Let's face it. For most of us, keeping a New Year's resolution is as likely as the Miami Dolphins finally finding Dan Marino's successor in the draft.And some locals should look back on the past year with shameful regret.They could use a fresh start, so Banana Republican came up with some ideas to h ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 29, 2011

    Don Shula Says Packers Can Match '72 Dolphins' Perfect Season

    ​The members of the '72 Miami Dolphins haven't gotten a chance yet to pop champagne, as the Green Bay Packers have remained undefeated with little signs of slowing down. Could Perfectville soon have a population of two?These are dark days in Dolphinland, as they have been for much of the past deca ... More >>

  • Calendar

    November 10, 2011

    Once Awesome

    ​The members of the '72 Miami Dolphins haven't gotten a chance yet to pop champagne, as the Green Bay Packers have remained undefeated with little signs of slowing down. Could Perfectville soon have a population of two?These are dark days in Dolphinland, as they have been for much of the past deca ... More >>

  • Calendar

    November 3, 2011

    Fins or Skins

    ​The members of the '72 Miami Dolphins haven't gotten a chance yet to pop champagne, as the Green Bay Packers have remained undefeated with little signs of slowing down. Could Perfectville soon have a population of two?These are dark days in Dolphinland, as they have been for much of the past deca ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 14, 2011

    Brady, Belichick Two Wins Away from Breaking Marino and Shula's Wins Record

    ​After 27 years, Dan Marino's record for most yards in a single season is expected to be overtaken. Even Marino admits as much. But another Marino record will almost surely be broken this year.With 116 wins together with the Dolphins, Marino and Don Shula hold he NFL record for most wins by a QB a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 10, 2011

    Dan Marino on Suck for Luck: "That's Just Ridiculous"

    ​Suck for Luck fever has struck the Miami Dolphins fan base in part because the team hasn't had a decent pigskin slinger since Dan Marino. Yeah, well, Marino thinks purposely tanking for the number one pick in the next NFL draft is "ridiculous." Perhaps he has a point. He was far from a number one ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 5, 2011

    Trent Edwards and Brodie Croyle Latest Leftover QBs Given a Look by the Dolphins

    With Chad Henne probably out because of his injury, someone else will become the Dolphins' 16th starting quarterback in the 13 years since Dan Marino's retirement. The job will most likely go Matt Moore, barring a miraculous Henne recovery, but the Fins are still on the hunt for other backups.  ... More >>

  • Calendar

    August 25, 2011

    Once Undefeated

    With Chad Henne probably out because of his injury, someone else will become the Dolphins' 16th starting quarterback in the 13 years since Dan Marino's retirement. The job will most likely go Matt Moore, barring a miraculous Henne recovery, but the Fins are still on the hunt for other backups.  ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 7, 2011

    Dan Marino Hates the Black Eyed Peas

    ​The Pittsburgh Steelers may not have won the Super Bowl, but the real losers seems to have been the Black Eyes Peas. The questionably talented group helmed the halftime shows first foray back into Top 40 pop since Janet Jackson's affaire du nipple a few years back. They may have avoided wardrobe ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 14, 2011

    Kyle Turley Claims Dan Marino Smoked Pot Before Games

    Would Marino be overly amused by his own hologram card? "Dude, it like moves and stuff!"​Before Brett Favre broke it, Dolphins legend Dan Marino held the NFL record for most career touchdown passes at 420, but did a little 420 help him get there? That's what former NFL offensive lineman Kyle Turle ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 28, 2010

    Pressure on Dolphins to Draft First Round Quarterback For First Time Since 1983

    ​No team in the NFL has gone as many years without drafting a quarterback in the first round than the Miami Dolphins. The last time they did the year was 1983 and the man was Dan Marino, which, of course, made drafting a quarterback not much of a concern for much of the next two decades. Thoug ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 12, 2010

    The Miami Dolphins Hit All-Time Low in Popularity According to Poll

    The Miami Dolphins are the 21st most popular NFL team this year, or if you want to be more negative about it they're the 12th least popular. That's the lowest point the Dolphins have ever found themselves in the ratings since Harris Interactive began keeping track of such things in 1998. The good ne ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 22, 2010

    NFL Draft Live-Blog

    ​Here we go. Live-blogging the NFL Draft. Pretty much like watching the draft with someone as losery as yourself. Only on the Internet! This is the first time the NFL Draft is being held in primetime. Because you're not buying enough KFC Double Downs for your fatass kids dammit! Also, tonight is t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 25, 2010

    Night Watch: JByrd's Muddy Waters Restaurant and Raw Bar in Deerfield

    ​Night Watch is a regular feature about bars and clubs by nightlife columnist Tara Nieuwesteeg. JByrd's Muddy Waters Restaurant and Raw Bar (2237 W Hillsboro Blvd, Deerfield Beach Call 954-428-6577, or visit muddywaters.biz)Out front, the patio area is replete with glider booths, palm trees, and p ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 22, 2010

    Who Do We Want Coming To Miami: Colts vs. Jet; Vikings vs. Saints

    ​It's Conference Championship weekend, meaning the teams that get to pack their bags for Miami are decided on Sunday. For a depressing 16th year in a row our Miami Dolphins aren't in the running, and as Gus mentioned yesterday we could really care less about who wins. But we will have to ... More >>

  • Calendar

    December 17, 2009

    Iconic Figures

    ​It's Conference Championship weekend, meaning the teams that get to pack their bags for Miami are decided on Sunday. For a depressing 16th year in a row our Miami Dolphins aren't in the running, and as Gus mentioned yesterday we could really care less about who wins. But we will have to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 3, 2009

    Miami Dolphins Preview: The Robot Era Begins

    wikimediaSee the game for them, if not for Chad.​We've had the worst luck with our quarterbacks since Dan Marino retied in 1999. And now, with Chad Pennington's shoulder turning to shredded wheat last Sunday, it looks like the Chad Henne era is upon us sooner than anticipated. Henne comes with a r ... More >>

  • Music

    September 17, 2009

    Fusik Brings Back the Funk

    Veteran local b-boys revive old-school rhythms.

  • Blogs

    September 3, 2009

    News Roundup

    Dan Marino "was arguably the biggest cocksucker to ever play" quarterback. All of this and more in your Deadspin Dolphins season preview. [Deadspin]Another photographer in Miami almost got arrested for simply taking photos -- at least that's what he says. He was snapping cute pics of his dog inside ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 29, 2008

    News Roundup

    Your Miami Dolphins did it! Some how! Some way! They took their division, are heading to the play offs, and made the greatest season to season turn around in NFL history. Not only that but to get their they beat the Patriots, who last year came ridiculously close to joining the '72 Dolphins in per ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 8, 2008

    News Roundup

    Florida GOP chairman Jim Greer may have billed the party for personal expenses. It's not $150k on a wardrobe, but it's almost as bad. Like $3,600 on a single dinner. [Herald]The Miami-Dade Dems elected new leadership, and they didn't celebrate with a $3,600 dinner. [Naked Politics]What do you need t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 6, 2008

    Dan Marino on Dancing With The Stars?

    Florida GOP chairman Jim Greer may have billed the party for personal expenses. It's not $150k on a wardrobe, but it's almost as bad. Like $3,600 on a single dinner. [Herald]The Miami-Dade Dems elected new leadership, and they didn't celebrate with a $3,600 dinner. [Naked Politics]What do you need t ... More >>

  • Calendar

    March 13, 2008

    Snap Your Affection

    There’ll be sweet tunes aplenty at Dolphin Stadium today.

  • Blogs

    January 30, 2008

    Dan Marino Got Wine

    There’ll be sweet tunes aplenty at Dolphin Stadium today.

  • Blogs

    January 9, 2008

    The Right Arm of God Crushes King Douche Into Fine Powder

    There’ll be sweet tunes aplenty at Dolphin Stadium today.

  • Music

    September 6, 2007

    The Bars at Sunset Place

    There’ll be sweet tunes aplenty at Dolphin Stadium today.

  • Home Entertainment

    August 2, 2007

    Trick Play

    NFL greats shake off the rust in All-Pro Football

  • Calendar

    February 1, 2007

    Super Bowl Fun for Everyone

    You don’t need money to have a blast, but it helps

  • Calendar

    October 27, 2005

    Big Heads on Display

    You don’t need money to have a blast, but it helps

  • City Life

    May 12, 2005

    BEST LOCAL PHANTASMAGORIA

    You don’t need money to have a blast, but it helps

  • Restaurants

    May 16, 2002

    BEST THAI RESTAURANT

    Red Thai Room

  • Diversions

    May 17, 2001

    Best AM Radio Personality

    Joe Rose

  • Restaurants

    May 17, 2001

    Best Place To Dine With Dan Marino

    Football Sandwich Shops

  • Diversions

    May 11, 2000

    Best Sportscaster

    Jimmy Cefalo

  • News

    December 31, 1998

    Letters

    Jimmy Cefalo

  • News

    December 17, 1998

    Letters

    Jimmy Cefalo

  • News

    December 3, 1998

    Chasing Danny

    Is Dan Marino a stoic swaddled in hype or a frigid sports celebrity with the personality of an egg timer?

  • Dining

    November 19, 1998

    Borne to the Purple

    Is Dan Marino a stoic swaddled in hype or a frigid sports celebrity with the personality of an egg timer?

  • News

    July 18, 1996

    MEMORANDUM

    Is Dan Marino a stoic swaddled in hype or a frigid sports celebrity with the personality of an egg timer?

  • News

    July 18, 1996

    Buffalo Soldier

    Is Dan Marino a stoic swaddled in hype or a frigid sports celebrity with the personality of an egg timer?

  • News

    July 18, 1996

    The Uneven Bars

    When put to the test, many local sports-theme establishments don't live up to the hype

  • News

    December 28, 1995

    SHUMANJI

    Welcome to the world of SHUMANJI(TM), a jungle adventure game in which you, the winningest coach in football history, face the toughest season of your career.

  • News

    August 3, 1994

    Program Notes 16

    Welcome to the world of SHUMANJI(TM), a jungle adventure game in which you, the winningest coach in football history, face the toughest season of your career.

  • Music

    July 6, 1994

    Score One for the Rippers

    Second Coming resurrects the idea of funking people up

  • News

    September 29, 1993

    Swelter 24

    Second Coming resurrects the idea of funking people up

  • News

    September 1, 1993

    Swelter 20

    Second Coming resurrects the idea of funking people up

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