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  • Blogs

    May 1, 2012

    Nicki Minaj Announces Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded Tour With Miami Show on July 24

    Earlier today, Nicki Minaj announced 14 North American dates for her worldwide summer tour in support of new album Pink Friday: Roman Reloaded. "When I 1st started this shit there were a few cities/states I'd play ALL the time. Always showed luv," she tweeted. "Rlly wanted to get u guys for summer. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 21, 2012

    Kiss and Mötley Crüe Announce "Biggest, Baddest Rock Tour," Playing Cruzan Amphitheater in July

    ​When he's not pushing Dr Pepper or exposing his Family Jewels on A&E, Gene Simmons rocks silly makeup and platform shoes as the legendary lead singer of Kiss. Similarly, when he's not dubstepping aboard Holy Ship! or steering megayachts with his penis, Tommy Lee beats the skins for arena rock ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 19, 2012

    The Worst Moments from SXSW 2012

    The last few days, Village Voice Media's indefatigable music staff has been regaling you with stories of the best from SXSW 2012. In the midst of these discoveries, we've been culling another list: the worst shit. The acts that ranged from huge bore-fests to downright lame. Below, you'll find our cr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 16, 2012

    The Best of SXSW Music: Thursday 3/15/2012

    If you're familiar with chaos theory, which in its basic form is the attempt to find patterns in the random acts of shit on Earth, then you may understand the difficulty that comes with describing a full day at SXSW. To break down the bright, scintillating chaos, Village Voice Media's roving music e ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 7, 2012

    Madonna Announces 2012 World Tour With Miami Concert

    ​For every fat, drunk American football fan who couldn't even sit (or, uh, dance) through Madonna's 12-minute Super Bowl XLVI halftime bonanza, there are millions of giddy pop music fans in party towns like Istanbul, Zagreb, Warsaw, Kansas City, and St. Paul who'd be totally willing to blow their ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 23, 2012

    Pearl Jam's Eddie Vedder Announces Solo U.S. Tour With South Florida Concert on May 13

    ​Holy nostalgia, it's 1991 all over again! Pearl Jam's de facto captain, legendary singer-songwriter, and uke-man extraordinaire Eddie Vedder is bringing his one-man show to the Broward Center for the Performing Arts on Sunday, May 13. Announced earlier today, the grunge rock godfather's solo ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 18, 2012

    Jacuzzi Boys Headed to Europe for 26-City Tour

    ​Admittedly, we were nervous about Jacuzzi Boys' upcoming European tour. But we quickly changed our tone when Hardly Art assured us it'd be a land-based trek. Phew, what a relief. European tours can be a real bummer. Shitty guides recklessly leading you into dangerously shallow waters, shoddy sa ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 22, 2011

    Lenny Kravitz Announces First US Tour in Five Years, (Funk) Rocks Miami Beach February 25

    ​Christmas came early indeed. According to a press release sent moments ago to Crossfade, Lenny Kravitz "is pleased to announce dates for his first American tour in five years!" Best of all, dude's got a gig in the Big Mango. The "nearly 20-city tour" kicks off at New York City's Radio City Mu ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 13, 2011

    Aventura's Romeo Santos Announces 2012 Solo Tour With Miami Show on March 1

    ​Over the last 17 years, Romeo Santos and bachata boy band Aventura have won the overflowing adoration of prepubescent girls, their mothers, and 35-year-old guys in white pants who love to dance. In the process, Santos and sidekicks scored a surplus of American Music Awards, Premio Lo Nuestro sta ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 6, 2011

    Red Hot Chili Peppers Announce Full 2012 US Tour Dates With SoFla Show on January 20

    ​There was a time, circa 1991, when being a funky white boy meant doing whacked-out jumping jacks to the beat of "Suck My Kiss" while wearing a sock on your cock. But these days, the Red Hot Chili Peppers are grown-ass funky white men. The band's founding twosome, frontman-slash-resident hunk An ... More >>

  • News

    November 24, 2011

    Todd Erickson: Digital Chef

    ​There was a time, circa 1991, when being a funky white boy meant doing whacked-out jumping jacks to the beat of "Suck My Kiss" while wearing a sock on your cock. But these days, the Red Hot Chili Peppers are grown-ass funky white men. The band's founding twosome, frontman-slash-resident hunk An ... More >>

  • News

    November 3, 2011

    Lost Boys: New child-sex-trafficking research demolishes the stereotype of the underage sex worker

    And sparks an outbreak of denial among child-sex-trafficking alarmists nationwide.

  • News

    October 6, 2011

    Rick Perry: Awful politician, genius campaigner

    And sparks an outbreak of denial among child-sex-trafficking alarmists nationwide.

  • Blogs

    September 22, 2011

    Haven is Kitchen Heaven to Chef Todd Erickson

    Haven Gastro-Lounge​When Haven's executive chef, Todd Erickson, came to South Beach for the first time back in January of 2010, he had no idea that he would fall in love with it. In fact, he was a little hesitant about the idea of moving to Miami. "I had never been down here. I'd been to northern ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 16, 2011

    Jay-Z and Kanye Announce The Throne Tour Stop in Miami November 15

    ​There's no doubt that Jay-Z -- even as hip-hop's retired-unretired elder statesman -- still balls like the best of 'em. Just last night Hova was makin' it rain at the Fountainebleau's LIV in Miami Beach, dropping more $100,000 on a single bottle of champagne in celebration of the release of his n ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 11, 2011

    The Rapture's U.S. Tour Stops at Grand Central October 17

    ​When we last saw the Rapture, it was at Nocturnal, of all places, alongside the Miami Heat's DJ Irie and electro icon Felix Da Housecat. Odd lineup? Definitely. It was one of those liquor-sponsored events that took over the 11th Street nightclub on a weekday for the sole purpose of creating "br ... More >>

  • News

    June 30, 2011

    Rick Scott wants to drug-test his brother

    ​When we last saw the Rapture, it was at Nocturnal, of all places, alongside the Miami Heat's DJ Irie and electro icon Felix Da Housecat. Odd lineup? Definitely. It was one of those liquor-sponsored events that took over the 11th Street nightclub on a weekday for the sole purpose of creating "br ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 6, 2011

    Chris Bosh Bogged Down by Junk Food, Still Makes Game 3 Winner

    Keith AllisonBosh detoxing.​Somebody asked Miami Heat forward Chris Bosh in Dallas if he was getting any home cooked meals, and this was his answer, "I was like, 'Absolutely not.' I want to eat all garbage, junk food and room service just to get that road feel."The Chicago Tribune, surely trying t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 7, 2011

    Calle 13 Announces First 11 Shows for Entren los Que Quieran U.S. Tour With Miami Gig May 27

    Calle 13's Residente and Visitante go guerrilla again.​With ten Latin Grammys and even a pair of standard gold-plated gramophophone statuettes stashed in the safe, it's been a solid minute since Calle 13's Residente and Visitante could be legitimately called underground guerilla rappers. The ... More >>

  • Music

    March 31, 2011

    Lil Twist as part of Lil Wayne's I Am Still Music Tour at BankAtlantic Center April 5

    Calle 13's Residente and Visitante go guerrilla again.​With ten Latin Grammys and even a pair of standard gold-plated gramophophone statuettes stashed in the safe, it's been a solid minute since Calle 13's Residente and Visitante could be legitimately called underground guerilla rappers. The ... More >>

  • News

    March 24, 2011

    Super Bowling for Dollars

    The great American game is another chance to foist false research on a gullible media.

  • News

    March 24, 2011

    Wall of Shame

    CNN, USA Today, and other media organizations got fooled.

  • Blogs

    February 3, 2011

    Miami is One of the Angriest Cities in America

    You wouldn't like us when we're angry. ​Nothing pisses us off more than these statisically-flawed, silly little city rankings lists. Just in the past few weeks we've learned that Miami is one of America's most rude, vain, and miserable cities. Fittingly, Men's Health now tells us that when it come ... More >>

  • News

    January 27, 2011

    Invasion of the Cleavage

    Sorry, but 100,000 hookers -- including tens of thousands of teens -- won't be showing for the Super Bowl this week. They send their regrets.

  • Blogs

    January 24, 2011

    Lil Wayne Announces I Am Music II North American Tour With Nicki Minaj and Rick Ross

    Photo by DJ Scoob Doo via weezythanxyou.comLil Wayne's hitting the highways with Nicky Minaj and Rick Ross.​Ever since he made the break from Rikers back in November, we've been so hyped about Lil Wayne's inevitable trip across these United States that we could barely sleep. Or shit. Our goggles ... More >>

  • Calendar

    January 13, 2011

    Truth Is in the Detail

    Photo by DJ Scoob Doo via weezythanxyou.comLil Wayne's hitting the highways with Nicky Minaj and Rick Ross.​Ever since he made the break from Rikers back in November, we've been so hyped about Lil Wayne's inevitable trip across these United States that we could barely sleep. Or shit. Our goggles ... More >>

  • News

    December 23, 2010

    What would immigration reform look like if the Feds got off their duffs?

    Photo by DJ Scoob Doo via weezythanxyou.comLil Wayne's hitting the highways with Nicky Minaj and Rick Ross.​Ever since he made the break from Rikers back in November, we've been so hyped about Lil Wayne's inevitable trip across these United States that we could barely sleep. Or shit. Our goggles ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 14, 2010

    Well, Duh: Miami Has Fourth Worst Commute in America

    ​There are certain things that studies and data analysis don't really need to tell us, like, for example, that the commute-time traffic in Miami is pretty horrible. Yet, whenever these scientist or mathematicians or data-obsessed journalists tell us something we already know, and perhaps rank it, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 10, 2010

    Miami Central Tackles Dallas Madison in Florida-Texas Football Showdown

    Michael MillerRunning back Devonta Freeman looks to run wild after a 43-yard performance last week​The last time Riptide had the footballs to run a preview of a Miami Central game, the Rockets lost on the last play of the game to a burly Camden County team that -- by the looks of it that night -- ... More >>

  • Music

    July 8, 2010

    Infamous Internet hooker-rapper Memphis Blac explains "Got Dat Work" video

    Michael MillerRunning back Devonta Freeman looks to run wild after a 43-yard performance last week​The last time Riptide had the footballs to run a preview of a Miami Central game, the Rockets lost on the last play of the game to a burly Camden County team that -- by the looks of it that night -- ... More >>

  • News

    June 3, 2010

    South Florida-based Ponzi scheme dupes investors out of Costa Rican real estate

    Michael MillerRunning back Devonta Freeman looks to run wild after a 43-yard performance last week​The last time Riptide had the footballs to run a preview of a Miami Central game, the Rockets lost on the last play of the game to a burly Camden County team that -- by the looks of it that night -- ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 1, 2010

    A Costa Rica Land Grab Smells Like a $50 Million Ponzi Scheme

    Photo from Paragon's website, paracr.com.How come Bill Gale didn't want to talk to a New Times reporter?In 2005, Dallas resident Richard Silverman returned from vacation in Costa Rica convinced the Central American paradise was a perfect spot for a second home. So after searching online, Silverman ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 20, 2010

    Zach Thomas to Sign With the Dolphins Again Just to Immediately Retire

    Good news, Dolphans! Zach Thomas, who spent 12 years with the Dolphins and racked up seven Pro Bowl appearances, is going to re-sign with the team! Then he will immediately retire.According to the AP, this afternoon Thomas will sign a ceremonial contract and then announce his retirement as a member ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 26, 2010

    Tonight: The Rocket Summer, New City Lions and Easton at Culture Room

    Photo by Jered ScottThe Rocket Summer has better hair than you do​Best to show up early at Culture Room in Fort Lauderdale tonight to catch two local acts prior to Dallas/Fort Worth product the Rocket Summer's headlining set. Aside from the fact that a gaggle of fans will already be settled in to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 26, 2010

    Miami Men Don't Measure Up in Penis Size Rankings

    via BBJ​The flashy cars, the speedboats, the trendy clothes, the bling-bling. Yeah, maybe dudes in Miami are trying to compensate for something.Online love glove store Condomania sells rubbers in 76 sizes that keep you covered no matter if you're packing a plantain or a beer can. The product has b ... More >>

  • Calendar

    March 25, 2010

    Coming to Amerykah

    via BBJ​The flashy cars, the speedboats, the trendy clothes, the bling-bling. Yeah, maybe dudes in Miami are trying to compensate for something.Online love glove store Condomania sells rubbers in 76 sizes that keep you covered no matter if you're packing a plantain or a beer can. The product has b ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 24, 2010

    Around the Voice: Actor Donald Glover Can Rhyme Better Than Joel McHale

    Donald Glover's flow is serious, so stop laughing at his jokes​Every week, we gather some interesting stuff from our sister Village Voice Media publications' music sections. Just for kicks. Here's last week's entry.An in-depth look back at N.W.A. frontman Eazy E resides in Phoenix New Times.SF ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 25, 2010

    Musical Missionary Label's Debut Record Release Tomorrow

    ​Musical Missionary has played various roles in fostering Miami's underground dance music scene in recent years, from artist bookings and party promotions, to philanthropy through the "Dance for a Cause" parties in 2009 and the more recent "Sunday School for the Generous" DJ marathon at Electric P ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 27, 2009

    WMC 2009: Rum and Coke with a Squeeze of Drop the Lime at Bacardi B-Live Press Party

    Michelle SolomonA-Trak spinning at Bacardi B-Live.If you were one of the 300 "regular" folks, or the 150 or so "press" types who got invited to the Bacardi B-Live Press Pool Party on Tuesday night, say a hefty thank-you prayer to the God of Groove.Inside the basement Japanese restaurant, Fountainble ... More >>

  • Music

    February 26, 2009

    Head Spins: DJ Cee Pee

    Kicking the soundtrack for America's Backyard.

  • Blogs

    June 20, 2008

    Design the Poster for Counting Crows Tour Arriving in West Palm Beach this October... Bonus: Free MP3s!

    Kicking the soundtrack for America's Backyard.

  • Blogs

    February 12, 2008

    Radiohead Tour Announced!! Click Here For Info

    Kicking the soundtrack for America's Backyard.

  • News

    September 6, 2007

    Sign of Sleaze

    While commissioners dither, advertisers get away with (visual) murder

  • Music

    March 9, 2006

    Kirk Franklin

    While commissioners dither, advertisers get away with (visual) murder

  • News

    March 2, 2006

    Crazy Delicious

    The festival disappoints slightly, MIAMIntelligence tanks, Aquabooty continues to rock

  • News

    November 12, 1998

    Letters

    The festival disappoints slightly, MIAMIntelligence tanks, Aquabooty continues to rock

  • News

    May 28, 1998

    News of the Weird

    The festival disappoints slightly, MIAMIntelligence tanks, Aquabooty continues to rock

  • News

    January 1, 1998

    The Resurrection of Robert Tilton

    Dogged by grabby ex-wives and financial scandals, a Texas prophet-for-profit brings his TV act to Miami Beach

  • News

    April 28, 1993

    Program Notes

    Dogged by grabby ex-wives and financial scandals, a Texas prophet-for-profit brings his TV act to Miami Beach

  • News

    December 25, 1991

    Gundown Rundown

    Dogged by grabby ex-wives and financial scandals, a Texas prophet-for-profit brings his TV act to Miami Beach

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