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  • Blogs

    May 21, 2012

    John Travolta Accused of Forcing Eden Roc Masseur to Grope His Balls

    Somewhere in Miami there's a masseur named Jeff. If you run into him, buy the poor bastard a drink or an appetizer or something -- he's been through enough already. Jeff was just trying to give John Travolta a massage at the Eden Roc when Mr. Saturday Night Fever grabbed his hand and forced him to t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 18, 2012

    Trayvon Martin Evidence: Zimmerman "Racist" and Martin Smoked Pot

    Prosecutors in the Trayvon Martin case released a stash of evidence to a mouth-watering press horde yesterday evening, making public hundreds of pages of witness testimony, medical reports and photos. The headline takeaways: Zimmerman was hurt (his nose broken and head bloodied) and a few neighbors ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 10, 2012

    Steven Tyler's Twisted Toes and Four Other Physical Consequences of Rocking Too Hard

    When we last saw him, Steven Tyler had turned into a 63-year-old grandma who'd gotten lost on a sandbar. Well, the Aerosmith frontman is back in the tabloid blogosphere for his bod. Only this time it's got nothing to do with his grams gams. No, Steven Tyler has completely fucking twisted toes. And ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 10, 2012

    Man Convicted of Stalking Madonna Escapes Mental Hospital, Wanted to "Slit" Singer's Throat in the '90s

    Stay safe, Madge​Just three-days removed from Madonna's big tour announcement, reports that Madge's biggest fan had escaped from the California mental health facility he was living in an effort to either (a) "slice [her] throat from ear to ear, or (b) drop serious coin on the Ultimate VIP Package, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 22, 2011

    Mobster Joey Calco Gets Six Months In Prison After Attacking Pizza Shop Customer

    ​A tip for all the Tony Sopranos out there: If you decide to flip, testify to the feds, and then enjoy every mobster's retirement dream -- running a pizza shop named "Goomba's" in Florida, naturally -- try to keep your temper under control behind the front counter. All your hard work setting up a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 10, 2011

    Phil Hinkle: Miami Porn Company Cashes in on Latest "Republican Caught With Gay Hooker" Scandal

    ​We know it's hard to keep track of all the various scandals involving anti-gay Republican politicians being caught in gay sex scandals, but maybe you remember the tale of Indiana state Rep. Phil Hinkle. He promised to pay a teenager he met on Craiglist $140 for a "really good time." Yeah, well, t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 17, 2011

    Nevin Shapiro: Who Is This Ponzi Dirtbag Exploding Canes Football?

    photo by Tim ElfrinkThe view from Shapiro's pool.​So Yahoo Sports dropped an ass-seeking clusterbomb all over The U last night with a mammoth expose on Nevin Shapiro's (allegedly) hooker-buying, yacht-lending, abortion-providing services for Hurricanes athletes. Their story doesn't spend much spac ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 20, 2011

    Today's Oil Spill Anniversary Is Last Chance to Sue Companies Responsible

    Last chance to sue Transocean, at least until the next environmental disaster.​Wednesday marks the one-year anniversary of the Deepwater Horizon oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico that killed 11 rig workers and released 206 million gallons of crude into the ocean. And while the oil spill undoubtedly ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 21, 2011

    Koran Set on Fire at Terry Jones's Gainesville Church

    ​Remember Terry Jones? The pastor of the tiny, fundamentalist Dove World Outreach Church in Gainesville, who set off a mini-international spectacle by threatening to host International Burn a Koran Day on the anniversary of 9/11? After widespread criticism and condemnation, he decided to ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 26, 2010

    Capri Anderson: Dirty Dozen 2010

    ​Each year, New Times puts together a list of the sketchiest politicians, unholiest celebrities, and weirdest human beings to call the Magic City home. So who made the filthy cut this year? We're releasing the names one by one ahead of next week's issue, which comes with a full-page illustration o ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 17, 2010

    Spike Lee is "Gonna Kick LeBron's Ass" and Other Knicks Fans Delusions

    ​Tonight, the Miami Heat travel to Madison Square Garden to face off against the New York Knicks, who are suddenly relevant again for the first time in years. Of course, New Yorkers are a hell of a lot more excited for the match than Miamians. They're still fuming over the fact that LeBron broke C ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 17, 2010

    Interview: Mark Kurlansky's Edible Stories, Part 2

    Courtesy Riverhead Books​This is part two of an interview with journalist, author, and historian Mark Kurlansky.  (Part one is here.) Some of his best known books are the international best-sellers Salt, Cod (which won a James Beard award) and A Basque History of the World.  His latest b ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 29, 2010

    Herald Just Straight Up Linking to Hardcore Porn in Their Stories Now

    ​The Miami Herald is a "family newspaper," you know. Unlike yours truly, their writers aren't even free to drop f-bombs in their copy. Apparently, though, their website is totally free to link to hardcore pornography sites without so much as a "NSFW" warning in stories displayed on their front pag ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 28, 2010

    Charlie Sheen's Porn Star "Victim" is a Miami Girl

    ​The combined out-of-control forces of Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton really don't even come close to the sheer disaster that is Charlie Sheen's life. In just his latest episode, the Two and a Half Men star went on an alleged alcohol and cocaine fueled naked rampage in which h ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 8, 2010

    Angelina Jolie and Hillary Clinton Condemn Koran-Burning Church, But Mayor Bloomberg Supports Congregation's Rights

    Pastor Terry Jones​Pastor Terry Jones and his small Gainesville church known as the Dove World Outreach Center will continue with their plans to burn copies of the Koran, the holy book of Islam, on the ninth anniversary of the September 11 terrorist attacks despite a growing backlash and warnings ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 25, 2010

    Miami Will Probably Lose Out on Hosting Super Bowl XLVIII Today

    ​Miami has hosted the Super Bowl ten times, more than any other city, and we do a pretty good job of it if we do say so ourselves. Today at the NFL owner conference the site of the 2014 Super Bowl will be determined, and along with New York and Tampa, Miami is in the running. We probably won't get ... More >>

  • News

    May 13, 2010

    How George Alan Rekers and his rent boy got busted by New Times

    ​Miami has hosted the Super Bowl ten times, more than any other city, and we do a pretty good job of it if we do say so ourselves. Today at the NFL owner conference the site of the 2014 Super Bowl will be determined, and along with New York and Tampa, Miami is in the running. We probably won't get ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 5, 2010

    NARTH Responds to Rekers' Eurotrip With a Non-Response

    George Alan Rekers​By now, you've likely read about George Alan Rekers, the luxuriously mustachioed Christian fundie and co-founder of the Family Research Council, whom we caught coming home from Europe with a young male escort. Rekers claims his ill health necessitated hiring the boy as a luggage ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 23, 2010

    Mary J. Blige Brought Diva Drama to Jazz in the Gardens?

    ​Oh, Mary J. Blige, how we believed you when you told us you were "So tired. Tired of all this drama." But now sources are telling the New York Daily News that you brought your drama A game to this past weekend's Jazz in the Gardens festival at Sun Life Stadium, and we're not sure who to beli ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 8, 2010

    Silicon Beach: eLove Accepts Fat Rejects From BeautifulPeople.com

    Via Mor10am's FlickrNobody's perfect, unless your social network is BeautifulPeople.com​Beautifulpeople.com is so exclusive, it recently gave the boot to 5,000 members who popped a few buttons after indulging too much over the holidays, according to sources buzzing all over the web -- from Techcr ... More >>

  • News

    October 15, 2009

    Jerry Powers, the man behind Ocean Drive, refuses to surrender

    Via Mor10am's FlickrNobody's perfect, unless your social network is BeautifulPeople.com​Beautifulpeople.com is so exclusive, it recently gave the boot to 5,000 members who popped a few buttons after indulging too much over the holidays, according to sources buzzing all over the web -- from Techcr ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 2, 2009

    National Media Weighs in on Pitbull's Rebelution

    ​Pitbull's new album, Rebelution, officially came out yesterday, though in these parts we've been hearing lead singles "I Know You Want Me (Calle Ocho)" and "Hotel Room Service" (and even "Krazy") for what seems like forever already. And because Pitbull seems like such a Miami phenomenon, it's alm ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 28, 2009

    Does Brooklyn H2O Make for a Better Bagel? Curious Cook Harold McGee Weighs in on The Original Brooklyn Water Bagel Co.

    Jackie SayetNow that's a bagel we can sink our teeth into... This one's from Roasters N' Toasters, who sources its boiled babies from Bagel Express. We can say it does some of the best nova in Miami. The best bagel? The jury's still out, although we're partial to The Bagel Emporium.​Is there s ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 4, 2009

    Selena Roberts's 272-Page Blog Post About A-Rod Released Today

    Oh, Selena Roberts. The Sports Illustrated writer unleashed the biggest sports story of the year by revealing Alex Rodriguez had tested positive for steroid use during his Major League Baseball career. And then, to quickly capitalize, she wrote a book, A-Rod: The Many Lives of Alex Rodriguez. It wa ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 16, 2009

    J.Lo Contemplates Brickell Abode

    via Wikimedia CommonsWe are not sure that many A-list celebrities actually know that anything in Miami exists behind the sunny shores of South Beach and Star Island. Sure, they fly into the airport, but then they're chauffeured in limos with tinted windows until they safely arrive in the drive way o ... More >>

  • Music

    June 26, 2008

    Power Pop Rocks

    Rooney and Locksley snap and crackle at Revolution.

  • Blogs

    April 1, 2008

    Picking First Sucks

    Rooney and Locksley snap and crackle at Revolution.

  • News

    December 16, 2004

    It Isn't Easy Being Fabulous

    The trials and tribulations of Fabian Basabe

  • News

    April 29, 2004

    The 3% Man

    Ralph Nader looks at Florida and sees a decadent Democratic Party

  • News

    April 3, 2003

    Muslim McCarthyism

    A Miramar family gets the full suspect treatment

  • Calendar

    February 20, 2003

    This Week's Day-by-Day Picks

    A Miramar family gets the full suspect treatment

  • News

    February 14, 2002

    The Battle of the Barry Bulge

    As the university grows and grows, it has hit some of its neighbors

  • Culture

    July 19, 2001

    Klinky Sex

    Without apology, Bob Crane's son shows the world Hogan's privates

  • News

    February 8, 2001

    Goon Over Miami, Part 4

    South Beach clubland tough guy Chris Paciello may soon show himself to be not so tough after all

  • Diversions

    May 11, 2000

    Best Boxing Figure To Die In The Past Twelve Months

    Beau Jack

  • News

    November 5, 1998

    The Sultan of Swap

    He's a genius, a trickster, and a rogue. Preston Henn is also owner of one of the world's biggest flea markets.

  • News

    April 2, 1998

    Letters

    He's a genius, a trickster, and a rogue. Preston Henn is also owner of one of the world's biggest flea markets.

  • Calendar

    February 19, 1998

    Calendar for the week

    He's a genius, a trickster, and a rogue. Preston Henn is also owner of one of the world's biggest flea markets.

  • News

    December 4, 1997

    Why They Called it XS

    Until a recent makeover and the forced departure of its editor, Broward's so-called alternative weekly lived up to its name

  • News

    August 28, 1997

    News of the Weird

    Until a recent makeover and the forced departure of its editor, Broward's so-called alternative weekly lived up to its name

  • News

    August 28, 1997

    Once and Future Kings

    Not so long ago the infamous Latin Kings ruled Miami's gangland streets. Now their missionaries are bringing a new message.

  • News

    July 17, 1997

    A Cocked Pistol

    Miami Herald sports columnist Dan Le Batard goes Cosmo and cements his reputation as the paper's gender-relations expert

  • Music

    February 20, 1997

    A Dirty Business

    Miami Herald sports columnist Dan Le Batard goes Cosmo and cements his reputation as the paper's gender-relations expert

  • News

    February 20, 1997

    News of the Weird

    Miami Herald sports columnist Dan Le Batard goes Cosmo and cements his reputation as the paper's gender-relations expert

  • News

    January 30, 1997

    News of the Weird

    Miami Herald sports columnist Dan Le Batard goes Cosmo and cements his reputation as the paper's gender-relations expert

  • Film

    December 19, 1996

    Sunburned

    Miami Herald sports columnist Dan Le Batard goes Cosmo and cements his reputation as the paper's gender-relations expert

  • News

    September 5, 1996

    News of the Weird

    Miami Herald sports columnist Dan Le Batard goes Cosmo and cements his reputation as the paper's gender-relations expert

  • News

    June 22, 1994

    Program Notes 10

    Miami Herald sports columnist Dan Le Batard goes Cosmo and cements his reputation as the paper's gender-relations expert

  • News

    May 11, 1994

    Miami Makeover

    Tropical paradise or violent hellhole? If you ask the wizards selected to design the city's publicity campaign, the answer is as clear as a bright summer day.

  • News

    January 27, 1993

    Swelter

    Tropical paradise or violent hellhole? If you ask the wizards selected to design the city's publicity campaign, the answer is as clear as a bright summer day.

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