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Cruises

  • Blogs

    May 1, 2012

    Mayhem Cruise 2012 Announces Lineup: Lamb of God, Machinehead, Anthrax, Hatebreed

    Caution: If you're an old lady looking for a relaxing weekend of easy listening on an ocean liner, you may as well kill yourself. The Mayhem Cruise 2012 is pure brutality. This inaugural Atlantic-bound metal fest will crush, punish, destroy, and burn down every other music cruise's lineup. And when ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 11, 2012

    Bruise Cruise 2012, Day One: A Totally Drunk Tweetcap With Pictures!

    ​See the full 68-photo Bruise Cruise 2012 slideshow. We here at Crossfade are total fucking pros. So while we openly admit to being dangerously dependent upon both (1) the internet and (2) alcohol, it is exceedingly rare that either addiction discernibly screws with our ability to produce high- ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 24, 2012

    Mickey Mouse vs. Micky Arison: Disney Bringing Cruises to Port of Miami

    ​Micky Arison's Carnival Cruise Lines has another Mickey with a cruise empire about to encroach on its turf. Mickey Mouse that is. Disney Cruise Line has announced that beginning later this year, it will be sail ships out of the Port of Miami for the first time.

  • Blogs

    January 9, 2012

    Miami Heat Owner Micky Arison Still Won't Share AA Arena Profits With Taxpayers

    ​With a slew of national musical acts filling seats, and LeBron James and Chris Bosh propelling the Miami Heat to the NBA Finals, the American Airlines Arena brought in a record-breaking $60 million in revenue in 2011. Yet for the 13th straight year, the Heat won't be sharing any of those profits ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 9, 2012

    Sebadoh's Lou Barlow Talks Weezer Cruise, Dinosaur Jr., and Being an Indie Rock Dad

    In 1984, Lou Barlow started an indie rock crew called Dinosaur Jr. with J. Mascis and a drummer nicknamed Murph. Four years later, after endless tension, a trio of amazing albums, and a ton of alt-guy fights, Lou got kicked out of his own band. That's when Barlow became almost synonymous with Sebad ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 9, 2011

    Here's Video of Gov. Rick Scott (AKA DJ Govvy Gov) Dancing

    ​Now, you may think that our tall, white, lanky, bald governor could be a horrible dancer, but we have to say he moves with such grace and enthusiasm it almost moved us to tears. His feet move like finely timed fireworks in slow motion, exploding with elegant energy. He's a master of the lock step ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 5, 2011

    Michael Schwartz to Create Menus for Royal Caribbean's Oasis of the Seas

    ​Royal Caribbean has selected Michael Schwartz to create new menus for 150 Central Park, the upscale dining room on their Oasis of the Seas cruise ship.150 Central Park is part of the Central Park complex, which is the centerpiece of Oasis of the Seas, a wonderland in the middle of the ship which ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 26, 2011

    Sly Is Homeless, The Family Stone Books a Miami Cruise

    Sly "The Crenshaw Player" Stone.​Reports are all over the interwebs about legendary soul-funk man Sly Stone being homeless and living in LA's Crenshaw hood. But we'd like to point out (as he probably would too) that Sly lives in a van, a pretty big one, and that having a mobile home is way bette ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 22, 2011

    21 of the Richest People in America Live in South Florida

    ​The latest edition of the Forbes 400 is out, and 21 of the most filthy rich scions in America call humble little South Florida their primary home. Micky Arison, Miami Heat owner and Carnival Cruises CEO has the biggest moneybags in Miami with a net worth of $4.2 billion. That makes him the 75th r ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 22, 2011

    Pitbull Announces Club 305 Cruise, a "Magical Voyage Coming in 2012"

    ​File this under "Fuck yes!" Mr. Worldwide, Pitbull, wants to get wild with you, and "2,500 of his closest friends" on the inaugural Club 305 Cruise. Earlier today, Armandito Christian Perez tweeted in the third person, "Pitbull wants you to join him on the party marathon that will be @Club30 ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 16, 2011

    Do Carnival Cruise Ships Have a Poop Problem?

    ​A document nutty with consumer outrage crossed our desk last week. In mid-April, a Florida woman -- due to the sensitive nature of this topic, we'll just call her Consuela -- sent a complaint to Carnival Cruise Lines' Doral headquarters documenting the nasty saga that was her groups' recent t ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 12, 2011

    Royal Caribbean Sued After 17-Year-Old Girl Allegedly Raped by Cruise Singer

    ​A 17-year-old girl is suing Royal Caribbean after one of its employees allegedly plied her with alcohol and raped her during a March cruise.According to the lawsuit, 31-year-old Francisco Piñeda Adames was singing in the band aboard the ship when, two days into the cruise out of Fort Lauderdale, ... More >>

  • Music

    March 31, 2011

    Scenes from the Bruise Cruise aboard the Carnival Imagination

    ​A 17-year-old girl is suing Royal Caribbean after one of its employees allegedly plied her with alcohol and raped her during a March cruise.According to the lawsuit, 31-year-old Francisco Piñeda Adames was singing in the band aboard the ship when, two days into the cruise out of Fort Lauderdale, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 21, 2010

    Port of Miami Sets Cruise Passenger World Record for Third Year in a Row

    ​Cruise ship tourists: they may be kind of annoying, but they're pretty damn good for our local economy. For the third year in a row the Port of Miami has set a world record for the number of cruise passengers traveling through a port. Despite the economy, that means the Port continues to exp ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 5, 2010

    Royal Caribbean Gourmet Series Features Local Chefs

    Michael Schwartz will be hosting a foodie cruise onboard the Freedom of the Seas in early January. ​Royal Caribbean Cruise Line is offering a special gourmet series aboard its Freedom of the Seas with some of the top chefs in the country. Guests will participate in a cocktail reception with a cele ... More >>

  • Calendar

    May 27, 2010

    Bagging Rights

    Michael Schwartz will be hosting a foodie cruise onboard the Freedom of the Seas in early January. ​Royal Caribbean Cruise Line is offering a special gourmet series aboard its Freedom of the Seas with some of the top chefs in the country. Guests will participate in a cocktail reception with a cele ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 30, 2009

    News Roundup: UFO Spotted in South Miami

    Residents in South Miami say they saw a "giant red-like, a huge intense red ball which flew," but police haven't found anything that fits the description. [CBS4]Here's an article that says Art Basel is a "boon" for the local art scene. [Herald]And here's an article that says it's effects on the ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 12, 2009

    Miami-Based Cruise Ship Carrying John Travolta Causes Swine Flu Scare in Belize

    via Choose ToysDespite sharing a border with Mexico, Belize remains Swine Flu free, and they'd really prefer to keep it that way. Royal Caribbean Cruise Line's "Enchantment of the Sea" left port in Miami on June 8th, but by the time the ship reached Belize yesterday an H1N1 scare had broken out ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 26, 2009

    Man Charged $28K for Watching Football at Port of Miami

    via All PostersWe know that to many American tourists, Miami might seem like a foreign country, but the phone companies should do better. An Illinois man got aboard a cruise ship this past November at the Port of Miami and realized he had about three hours to kill before the ship took off. So, throu ... More >>

  • News

    January 15, 2009

    Missiles Sold Separately

    Can a half-billion-dollar yacht float in this economy?

  • News

    August 7, 2008

    Val Screen Vies for Commissioner Audrey Edmonson's Seat

    Can a half-billion-dollar yacht float in this economy?

  • Blogs

    July 14, 2008

    The Party Crasher - Zo & Wade Team Up For Summer Groove, Rodman Hits The Titty Bar

    Can a half-billion-dollar yacht float in this economy?

  • Culture

    October 18, 2007

    South of Disorder

    CiFo's latest batch of up-and-comers casts a wary eye to the north

  • News

    September 13, 2007

    Wet T-Shirts,Titty Fights, and Ugliness at Sea

    A young beauty goes for a cruise and things gets weird

  • Calendar

    October 6, 2005

    Sex and Thugs

    A young beauty goes for a cruise and things gets weird

  • Finest Foods

    May 12, 2005

    BEST MICROBREWED BEER

    Titanic Restaurant & Brewery

  • News

    July 22, 2004

    Letters from the Issue of July 22, 2004

    Titanic Restaurant & Brewery

  • News

    May 6, 2004

    Junk Bonds

    Giant bronze dolphins and Miccosukees in the golf zone

  • Music

    January 1, 2004

    Exodus

    Need a break? Take a trip on the high seas with your favorite jam bands

  • Music

    November 6, 2003

    Iggy Pop

    Skull Ring (Virgin)

  • Calendar

    October 30, 2003

    Designing Miami

    Time to take that architectural stroll

  • News

    January 9, 2003

    Happy on the Outside

    Everglades National Park's sub-surface tsuris

  • News

    June 21, 2001

    Letters to the Editor

    From the issue of June 21, 2001

  • News

    October 5, 2000

    Letters to the Editor

    From the issue of October 5-11, 2000

  • News

    September 28, 2000

    Letters to the Editor

    From the issue of September 28, 2000

  • News

    September 14, 2000

    Letters to the Editor

    From the issue of September 14, 2000

  • News

    August 5, 1999

    Bum Voyage

    Six passengers were kicked off a cruise ship in a foreign land. Their crime? Tobacco possession.

  • News

    July 22, 1999

    Riptide

    Six passengers were kicked off a cruise ship in a foreign land. Their crime? Tobacco possession.

  • News

    December 17, 1998

    Hurricane Chris

    Chris Cole insists a divinely inspired storm will one day wipe Miami off the map

  • Dining

    August 6, 1998

    High Seas, High Ticket

    Chris Cole insists a divinely inspired storm will one day wipe Miami off the map

  • News

    October 9, 1997

    Carmen's Follies

    Chris Cole insists a divinely inspired storm will one day wipe Miami off the map

  • News

    July 24, 1997

    Diplomatic Impunity

    Wouldn't you love to rub shoulders with a man who has been knighted by the Queen of England, honored by the Pope, and appointed our local Liberian ambassador? Of course you would!

  • News

    June 12, 1997

    The Man Who Caught Carmen

    Wouldn't you love to rub shoulders with a man who has been knighted by the Queen of England, honored by the Pope, and appointed our local Liberian ambassador? Of course you would!

  • News

    October 24, 1996

    The Heat Is Off

    Wouldn't you love to rub shoulders with a man who has been knighted by the Queen of England, honored by the Pope, and appointed our local Liberian ambassador? Of course you would!

  • News

    July 11, 1996

    Letters

    Wouldn't you love to rub shoulders with a man who has been knighted by the Queen of England, honored by the Pope, and appointed our local Liberian ambassador? Of course you would!

  • News

    April 4, 1996

    Letters

    Wouldn't you love to rub shoulders with a man who has been knighted by the Queen of England, honored by the Pope, and appointed our local Liberian ambassador? Of course you would!

  • News

    May 4, 1995

    Swelter 3

    Wouldn't you love to rub shoulders with a man who has been knighted by the Queen of England, honored by the Pope, and appointed our local Liberian ambassador? Of course you would!

  • News

    June 1, 1994

    How Now, Pow Wow?

    Miami rolled out the red carpet for visiting travel honchos. They ate, they drank, they went back home.

  • News

    November 17, 1993

    Swelter 31

    Miami rolled out the red carpet for visiting travel honchos. They ate, they drank, they went back home.

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