Crispin Porter

  • Blogs

    August 14, 2009

    News Roundup

    Commissioner Marc Sarnoff thinks Miami 21 might make a repeat appearance this fall. [SFBJ]A Miami man was shopping at his local Publix (5715 NW Seventh St.) when some idiot managers thought he stole some eye drops. So they made him go into the bathroom and take off his clothes. I don't know why ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 16, 2009

    The Week That Was: Celebrating our Freedom of Choice

    Some fanatical pro-life group got itself all worked up because Krispy Kreme dared to use the word "choice" in some dumb Inauguration promo. This weekend I choose to eat one Krispy Kreme doughnut for every page view that post received. I will probably be dead by Saturday. Meanwhile the Hollywood Fore ... More >>

  • News

    May 18, 2006

    Rabbit Enthusiasm

    The Bitch chases down rumors about VW's new model