We always assumed that when pro athletes are waiting around for a team to sign them, they pass the time by practicing "making it rain" techniques on their cats, or perhaps finally getting around to painting a watercolor portrait of themselves, shirtless, lying on the hood of a red Hummer.
Such activities, it seems, might be limited to unemployed athletes such as Barry Bonds and Pacman Jones -- those who have had enormous checks deposited into their accounts monthly for more than a couple of y