[Editor's Note: In his column Serrano Time, award-winning scribe and goofball Shea Serrano writes about his life and times.] When I was 15 years old, I punched a boy named Justin Zapata in the mouth (it was an impish punch, I'm sure, but a punch nonetheless). The punch served as the conclusion of a ... More >>
The Florida Keys, haunted dots of green floating in the Atlantic, have long attracted despondent souls plotting violent escapes from reality. In 2011, a prominent and sadistic Wisconsin surgeon named Glen Tucker shot to death his wife, Joan, before turning the gun on himself. His death, as we repo ... More >>
Cheap beer, affordable tickets, swanky surroundings — what's not to like about minor and independent league baseball parks?
A lot of hot dogs were consumed over Memorial Day weekend, but that's just the beginning. According to the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council, Americans will eat more than seven billion frankfurters between now and Labor Day (818 per second). That's shocking -- I mean the notion of a National Hot ... More >>
A couple days ago, we wrote a post that referred would-be Senator Marielena Stuart and Ave Maria, a place west of here that just might be the most Christian community in the Western hemisphere. Patricia Sette, editor of of the (secular) news site for the town, The Ave Herald, took issue. She says ... More >>
Dead rock stars are a dime a dozen. They usually drink themselves to death, overdose on narcotics, crash cars, or get on faulty aircrafts with drunk pilots on drugs who crash cars. But murdered musicians? That's where it gets gruesome. Check out these 10 tales of death by murder.
J.Lo is now the (Photoshopped) human embodiment of Miami, because, why not?Hey, have you been losing weight? You're looking good. Yes, I'm talking to you, entire city of Miami. What have you been doing? Atkins? Weight Watchers? Oh, wait, of course, the South Beach diet. Whatever it is, it's work ... More >>
Screen shot from GMCVB community forum.This picture is tame. There were way more tits, ass, vajayjay, and blowjobs on the GMCVB forum than you'd ever find on Collins Avenue.Gus Moore, founder and owner of Miami Beach 411, a decade-old website with one of the city's oldest and most active online c ... More >>
Jacob KatelConrado's Hot Dog Carrito Wheels and Deal in WynwoodDon't choke on that sausage. Pause. Let the meat slide down your throat. Miami ranks 9th on a list of places where people like wiener meat in their buns. The new list, released by Ballpark, names the 10 most hot dog consuming cities b ... More >>
Seraphic Fire opens its seventh season with a bang.
A boorish mom, insensitive cops, and a deaf couple add up to nasty controversy.
America's most international city was scandalously lubed
Searing performances thaw the frozen landscapes of this powerful play
What's $28 million a year and added jobs for the poorest American city mean next to big cubanismo, bro?
A list to nominate members for Miami's new Civilian Investigative Panel comes together in typical Magic City fashion
We are the United States
As Big Oil forces out the last independent gas station dealers, the era of truly giant oil begins
Why did the big oil companies want to put Ron Gregory and other independent operators out of business? That's right, to pad their profits.
Already charged with corruption, Odio now faces renewed questions about his misuse of a discretionary fund
Father Jose Luis Menendez of Wynwood takes the church to the people and the people to the streets
The sedative Rohypnol is illegal in the United States. Which probably goes a long way toward explaining why it's so easy to find in Miami.