Subject: Corona (New York)

• The Bitch

  February 10, 2005

• Beachy Clean

  September 15, 2005

• Awash in a Sea of Money

  October 6, 2005

• Open with a Pair

  November 27, 1991

• No Spice? Not Nice

  January 22, 1992

• Falcon and Magluta

  February 12, 1992

• Tortilla Flats

  August 3, 1994

• Flock to Fifi's for Fresh Fish

  April 2, 2009

• The Mural King

  February 19, 2009

• King of Colt Deposed at The Vagabond's Beer Chugging Contest

  November 27, 2008

• The Unreal Deal

  May 8, 2008

• Smells Like Indie Spirit

  December 23, 2004

• Monty's

  December 6, 2007

• Tepid Pepper

  November 9, 2006

• Tasty Tequila and Bad Burritos

  June 9, 2005

• Cinco de Drink More Beer-O

  May 4, 2006

• El Camuy

  July 19, 2007

• Hardcore and Bleeding

  May 20, 2004

• BEST TACO

  May 15, 2003

• BEST TACO

  May 16, 2002

• Shake

  March 21, 2002

• Happy Fiesta Meals

  February 7, 2002

• Yucatecan Yearnings

  December 20, 2001

• Margaritamill

  October 4, 2001

• Only Rock and Roll

  September 13, 2001

• DJ Gal

  May 31, 2001

• Best Mexican Market

  May 17, 2001

• Jason John McGee

  October 26, 2000

• Statuetory Rape

  July 6, 2000

• Best Tollbooth

  May 11, 2000

• Best Club Without Walls

  May 11, 2000

• Cantina Cuisine Weighs In

  May 6, 1999

• El Autentico

  April 1, 1999

• No Cheer for This Beer

  March 5, 1998

• Don't Drink on an Empty Stomach -- Or Else!

  February 19, 1998

• The Spanish Imposition

  November 27, 1997

• Accidents Will Happen

  May 8, 1997

• Check Out Jimmy Buffett's Unfortunately Titled New Book

  Do you really need more proof that Jimmy Buffett hates freedom, America, children, ice cream, baseball and pretty much everything else that is good in our world? via Amazon.comSwine Not? Because H1N1 is not a joke, Jimmy Buffett. Also, your music sucks.Even after he wrenched out the soul of a proud football franchise in the name of selling more Corona ripoffs?  After the even more disturbing revelations that he didn't even pay money to rename the Dolphin's home "LandShark Stadium"? (Se

  May 11, 2009

• Lime Fresh Mexican Grill Supports The Troops

  Lest the proliferation of mass distractions cloud your mind, Memorial Day is not just an excuse for a BBQ. We're still at war folks, and we have been for a while. That means troops in the field, troops back home, and broken families missing loved ones .With that in mind, all 5 Lime Fresh Mexican Grill locations will be donating 5% of all sales between May 23rd and May 25th to Operation Homefront, a nonprofit organization serving the needs of troops and their families through emergency relief

  May 20, 2009

• Support the Troops With a Burrito

  May 21, 2009

• Saturday Night: Jazid's 13th Anniversary Party

  DJ Le Spam and crew tear up the main room at Jazid on Saturday Featuring the Spam Allstars, Suenalo, and more Saturday, June 13, 2009  Jazid, Miami Beach  Better than: Bottle service and a roomful of fake tits.  It was 9:13 p.m. and across the street on Washington Ave., a couple hundred members of the steroid and cosmetic surgery set were waiting outside one of the Beach's so-called superclubs. No one had taken a step forward in the last hour and a half. Females in six-i

  June 15, 2009

• Update: Gloria and Emilio Estefan Get Minority Ownership in the Dolphins

  Last month, Riptide received a vague but alarming email invitation with this headline: "JIMMY BUFFETT, MIAMI DOLPHINS AND DOLPHIN STADIUM TO HOST MAJOR CORPORATE ANNOUNCEMENT."Riptide quickly RSVPed and was treated to one of the most disturbing displays in sports history: Jimmy Buffett playing to a crowd of Parrotheads and getting the stadium named after his Corona-lite LandShark Lager in return. via Wikimedia Commons So what to make of the invite we just received a few minutes ago? Here

  June 23, 2009

• Mi Rinconcito Mexicano and Pepper's Burrito Grill: Old Mex, New Mex

  June 18, 2009

• Waiter War Stories: Sex, Blood, and Money

  Cleveland Steamer​ Front of the house restaurant workers have to deal with so many people and their personalities that they've usually got great stories about their experiences. All you gotta do is ask.Short Order met a veteran restaurant worker who declined to give his real name for this interview. He asked to be referred to as Cleveland Steamer. He has worked as cook, server, busser, bar back, and "everything besides manager, but I did that once too for a minute."Here are a few of his memori

  August 7, 2009

• Concert Review: D.I., Agent Orange, and Fear at Respectable Street, August 8

  Agent Orange​D.I., Agent Orange, and FearWith Bloodhook and Total ChaosRespectable Street, West Palm BeachSaturday, August 8, 2009Better Than: It actually was just as good as fucking while high on cocaine. The Review:My Saturday certainly got itself started with a whole fucking bunch of Parrot Bay on Friday night and a large amount of party favors that help a young man go bump in the night. This was followed by the highly clichéd and in reality highly enjoyable pretty princess party for a fr

  August 11, 2009

• Cisco Adler and Shwayze Return to South Florida for a Gig at LIV on September 2

  via shwayze.com​Those who frequent too many Internet gossip sites might forever (in Internet years, anyways) associate Cisco Adler with a certain waist-down photo that circulated a couple years back. That's okay though. Here in South Florida, land of a thousand chances, the one thing blog notoriety guarantees is the opportunity to appear in expensive Miami Beach nightclubs. And when he's not letting it all hang out, or dating clubby LA starlets, Adler is nominally a musician.No longer fronting

  August 20, 2009

• Get Crazy with Shwayze

  August 27, 2009

• Dolphins vs Falcons: Let's All Remain Calm and Optimistic

  ​Miami Dolphins @ Atlanta Falcons, Sunday at 1pm on CBS4. Not to say the Dolphins don't have some well deserved swagger, but let's be real, out of all the defending divisional champs the Fins fan's optimism might be the most muted. We all knew last year's historic turn around season was thanks in no small part to two things: Brady's busted knee and the surprising wildcat. Well, Brady's back after a year off spent impregnating Gisele, and the wildcat may be turning old hat. Add to tha

  September 11, 2009

• Silicon Beach: iPhone App Design for Dummies

  A refreshing application, built by a designer with a little help from geeks. Shaken Not Stirred will feature cocktail recipes and lounge music.​Well, not exactly. But California-based ANSCA stopped by this month's South Florida iPhone Meetup to introduce local geeks to Corona, an application that's in the works to help designers and artists create their own iPhone applications without wrangling Objective-C, the complex coding language used to make iPhones do all those fun and funky things. Ma

  October 28, 2009

• Fort Lauderdale Bar Tour: Southport Raw Bar

  ​Note: Night Watch is a regularly-occuring feature by Broward/Palm Beach nightlife columnist Tara NieuwesteegOn a recent evening in advance of the Fort Lauderdale International Boat Show, I decided to check out bars near the 17th Street Causeway, and ended up at the yachtie mecca, Southport Raw Bar. It's a 1960s-style, let-it-all-hang-out kinda place, and the sign by the door reads: "Eat clams, last longer; eat fish, live longer; eat oysters, love longer." Inside were booths with fish-patterne

  October 31, 2009