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    July 25, 2014

    Critical Mass Returns to Downtown Miami Tonight

    Let's be honest: July was a crappy month for Miami. Bizarrely, the bad news seemed to arrive every Friday in this, the sweltering summer suck-hole of the year. On Friday, July 4, a happy holiday became a horror show when four boaters died on Biscayne Bay. A week later, LeBron James announced he was ... More >>

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    July 11, 2014

    Chris Bosh Is Re-Signing With the Heat; Wade Reportedly Working On New Deal

    When LeBron dropped his back-to-Cleveland bombshell this afternoon, Miami Heat fans weren't just confronted with losing the greatest player in the game. Suddenly it seemed all too possible that MIA could go to from the Finals to the cellar overnight, with Chris Bosh fielding a monster offer from Hou ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 10, 2014

    The Seven Worst Betrayals in Miami Sports History

    Sure, you could say Miami was the beneficiary of some of the biggest sports betrayals in history (LeBron leaving Cleveland, Don Shula leaving Baltimore). Sure, you could also point to the fact that Miami has been lucky in the loyalty department (Dan Marino and Bob Griese never left, and some of us h ... More >>

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    June 25, 2014

    Stop Panicking, Heat Fans: Five Reasons LeBron Will Stay in Miami

    The news broke yesterday and brought with it a tsunami of speculation and sizzling hot takes: LeBron James was opting out of the remainder of his Miami Heat contract. What will his next move be? LeBron is available to every team in the league come July 1, and every NBA GM in America will look far ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 13, 2014

    Miami's Best Eats and Drinks This Weekend: Father's Day and World Cup

    This weekend there are only three things on the minds of everyone in Miami: Where to take Dad for Father's Day, where to Watch the World Cup, and WTF with the Miami Heat? Lets's focus on the positive, shall we? World Cup fever has taken over Miami and you've got to take in a few games -- but where ... More >>

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    December 12, 2013
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    November 5, 2013

    LeBron James Could Reach 500th Straight Double Digit Game Tonight

    Only four players have done it in NBA history, and tonight LeBron James will likely become the fifth. Yes, LeBron could join the likes of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (who did it twice), Michael Jordan, Karl Malone, and Moses Malone as a player who has played 500 straight games in which they scored 10 points ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 19, 2013

    Oddsmakers Give Heat 1-in-6 Odds to Break NBA Winning Streak Record

    Last night, the Miami Heat racked up its 23rd straight win and now stands alone as having the second-longest winning streak in NBA history. The team is ten wins away from tying the record with the 1971-72 Lakers, and 11 from owning it outright.Can they do it? An oddsmaker has given them 1-in-6 odds.

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    March 14, 2013

    Can the Heat Break the Record For the NBA's Longest Winning Streak?

    Last night the Miami Heat racked up their 20th straight win, which now puts them in a tie for the NBA's third-longest winning streak. They're just two wins away from taking second place, but can the Heat own the record at right?It's a tough task. They'd have to win their next 13 games to tie for the ... More >>

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    January 17, 2013
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    August 17, 2012

    Osama's Translator, Locked Up in Gitmo, Says LeBron James Is a "Very Bad Man"

    Most of the world has moved on from LeBron James' decision to leave Cleveland and play for the Miami Heat, but at least one man is still mad about it. The lawyer for Muhammad Rahim, an Al-Qaeda member who served as a translator for Osama bin Laden and who is currently being held in Guantanamo Bay, h ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 29, 2012

    Chris Bosh Went to Taco Bell Right After Winning Championship

    Super Bowl champs go to Disney World, but apparently NBA Champs go to Taco Bell.Chris Bosh was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, and admitted that his first stop after winning his first ring was the drive through of the Taco Bell. He did however end up at LIV with the rest of team, but goofs with Kim ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 11, 2012

    Will Seattle Be the Only Other City in the Country Rooting for the Heat?

    You don't get much different than Seattle and Miami. The differences are as big as Northwest and Southeast, orcas and alligators, Starbucks and cafecitos, and, very literally, apples and oranges. Yet, might Seattle be the only city in America, outside of South Florida, that will be rooting for the H ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 21, 2012

    LeBron James Likes Appletinis, And Other Revelations From a Cleveland Waitress

    The world already knows that LeBron James is a shitty tipper, thanks to the investigative sleuths of the Cleveland Scene. A few years ago, that alt-weekly newspaper exposed that The King left a ten dollar gratuity on an $800 steakhouse bill for himself and teammates. Now the Scene has published th ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 16, 2012

    Miami Heat's All-Time Record at .500 for First Time in Team History

    ​Remember when the Miami Heat sucked? Good golly, did they suck. This was a team so horrible they didn't get a single win until the 18th game of their inaugural 1988-89 season. In fact, the team's all-time record had never been above .500. Yep, when taking into consideration every single regular-s ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 31, 2012

    LeBron James' Top Five Favorite Dunks of All Time (Video)

    ​We might have been a bit hyperbolic in calling LeBron James' crazy over-the-head-of-an-opponent drunk the "most awesome dunk ever." Sure, it was awesome, but it's not even LeBron James' favorite dunk of his career. He told ESPN's Brian Windhorst his favorite five dunks. Here's video of each.

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    November 3, 2011
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    October 26, 2011

    LeBron-Hater Scott Raab's South Florida Mail: "I Hope Your Child Gets Cancer of the Eyes"

    ​And they say Miami Heat fans are apathetic. Pshaw! OK, so they might not go to games, even if it's pretty easy to get good tickets for $30 with a free pizza and Coke. But when some high-falutin' author calls them "cretins," they will email said author to wish that his child suffers a very specifi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 18, 2011

    The Whore of Akron Includes LeBron's Penis, Drugs, Disses at City of Miami

    ​Remember Scott Raab? The lifetime Cleveland sports fan who set out to chronicle LeBron James' first season for Esquire only to get banned from American Airlines Arena by the Heat for calling the star "the whore of Akron"? Well, he's been busy at work penning a book entitled, obviously, The Whore ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 27, 2011

    Wade, James and Bosh to Host Charity All-Star Game at FIU

    Dwyane Wade, LeBron James and Chris Bosh haven't played together since the last game of the NBA Finals, and with the lockout in full effect we weren't sure when it would happen again. That's about to change. The trio is expected to announce plan for a charity All-Star game at FIU on Octobe ... More >>

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    September 16, 2011

    Miami Is the Least Educated City in America, According to Men's Health

    According to Men's Health, the Miamians are dumber than the average person who actually reads Men's Health. The magazine took time out of doing crunches and crunched some numbers on the education levels of citizens in the 100 biggest cities in America. Miami came in dead last.

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    June 30, 2011

    Americans Hate LeBron James So Much That They Buy His Sneakers

    Finally! The thing that will make me good at basketball!​He's a jerk. Filmmakers don't want him in their LeBron-themed movies. He somehow pissed off Taiwan. The Decision, The Decision, The Decision. LeBron James, as Riptide has reported countless times, is the most hated man in sports.But damn, ca ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 13, 2011

    Miami Heat vs. Dallas Mavericks NBA Finals Game 6: Kaput

    ​After winning Game six 105-95, the Dallas Mavericks are NBA champions. Meanwhile, the Miami Heat are left with a shitload of questions, LeBron James will continue to be haunted by his Finals failure, and Heat fans everywhere are walking around feeling like their favorite uncle just placed his wie ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 11, 2011

    Miami Heat Say Celtics Set the Big Three Blueprint

    ​The Boston Celtics are just a single game away from playoff elimination at the hands of the Miami Heat, and LeBron James would just like to say "thank you." Not for proving to be a pretty beatable team, but for providing the inspiration that three superstar players all suiting up for one team cou ... More >>

  • Blogs

    March 21, 2011

    Q Scores: People Don't Hate LeBron James Nearly as Much Anymore

    Good news for LeBron James: he's not nearly as hated as he was following his infamous "decision." According to The Q Score Company, which tracks public perception of celebrities, brands and other entities, James' popularity has slowly bounced back in the months since. Though, he's nowhere near as po ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 18, 2011

    LeBron James' Big Screen Acting Debut, Ballers, is Back On

    LeBron during his hosting stint on SNL​LeBron James had plans to bring his acting talents to South Beach long before he made plans to bring his basketball talents here. According to a report from Variety, just days before LeBron made his fateful "decision," he had plans to star in a movie called B ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 25, 2011

    Parody of "What Should I Do?" Ad Reminds Us Brett Favre is So Much Worse Than LeBron James

    ​Listen, we can admit that LeBron James has something of a bit of a public relations and ego problem, but all the guy ever did was switch teams. To claim he's the most deplorable athlete in America is sort of a stretch considering there's guys like Tiger Woods and Brett Favre running around.

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    December 22, 2010

    Does Dwyane Wade Want Out of Miami? No, He Just Wants to Sell You Cell Phone Service

    Maybe he really misses Shaq? ​We said yesterday that if Dwyane Wade ever left Miami we'd wouldn't freak out to the same degree that Cleveland did over LeBron. But, yes, we'd probably have some sort of temporary meltdown before maintaining a stiff upper lip pretending that we've never even heard o ... More >>

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    December 2, 2010
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    October 25, 2010

    LeBron James Teams with Miami Vice's Don Johnson for Nike Ad

    Don Johnson helps answer LeBron's questions​LeBron James is finally addressing the haters in a sure-to-be-controversial new Nike ad. He's taking on some serious criticism and calling a certain hater out by name, but the ad ultimately skews light-hearted with a cameo by none other than Miami Vice's ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 4, 2010

    ESPN Steals Cleveland Plain Dealer Scribe to Become Official LeBron Stalker

    Just in case you thought the hype surrounding the Miami Heat's recent free agent acquisitions might simmer down a little once games start: ESPN has hired the "world's greatest living authority on LeBron James" -- Cleveland Plain Dealer reporter Brian Windhorst -- to join a staff devoted to writing o ... More >>

  • Blogs

    September 30, 2010

    LeBron James Says Race Was a Factor in Public Backlash

    LeBron James is now the sixth most hated athlete in America after his decision to ditch Cleveland and join a superteam in Miami. He now says that part of the backlash he endured stems from racial issues. James made the comments in an interview that aired on CNN yesterday and is not backing down from ... More >>

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    September 28, 2010

    LeBron James, Marlins Fan?

    WorldRedEye.com​This LeBron James character is a tough one to figure out. We want to love him. But is he but a grifter, on the rebound from a monster relationship, trying to cheaply win our heart?

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    September 22, 2010

    Did LeBron James Get Engaged Last Night?

    Two gossip blogs are reporting that LeBron James finally popped the question to Savannah Brinson, his longtime girlfriend and mother of his two kids, last night. Is King James following in the footsteps of his recently engaged teammate Chris Bosh and about to head down the aisle? 

  • News

    September 16, 2010
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    September 13, 2010

    Photographic Evidence That Miami's Homeless Want Cleveland's LeBron Jerseys

    Was that so hard?The idea was simple genius. Heartbroken Clevelanders could send their unwanted LeBron James jerseys -- those that weren't in flames -- to Miami to be distributed to the local homeless. But this being the summer of LeBron, things had to take a turn for the bizarre. The jersey ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 11, 2010

    Ric Bucher's Story of "Miami Heat's Hijacking of the NBA" Coming to Bookstores

    via Bu22y​It was only a matter of time until someone wrote a book about the Miami Heat's amazing off-season in which they secured three of the biggest prizes of a historic free agency class. Of course, we doubt Ric Bucher's tome, tentatively titled Overheated (har har) will be sitting on the books ... More >>

  • Blogs

    August 4, 2010

    Miami Heat To Start Season in Boston, Face Lakers on Christmas Day

    ​The Three Kings will start their quest to utterly destroy all other NBA teams with their awesomeness in Boston. The NBA leaked parts of its 2010-11 schedule last night, and it has the Miami Heat opening their season against the defending Eastern Conference Champion Boston Celtics. And, in a game ... More >>

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    June 29, 2010

    Wade, James, and Bosh Held Summit to Discuss Possibility of Heat Dynasty, Says ESPN

    via Fanway​Dwyane Wade, LeBron James, and Chris Bosh apparently did have that free-agent summit this past weekend in Miami, according to ESPN.com. The Yalta Conference of the NBA, if you will, apparently discussed the possibility of all three teaming up on the Heat roster. ... More >>

  • Blogs

    June 10, 2010

    Brisco Tries to Convince Lebron James to Come to Miami on New Mixtape with Jadakiss, Nipsey Hussle

    ​The Lebron James speculation is serious. Of course, here in Miami we're hoping he comes down to join buddy D-Wade ... but Wade's future in Miami hardly seems certain, either. So who can help entice James make up his mind? How about some rappers with a new mixtape!Yesterday saw the release of The ... More >>

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    March 25, 2010
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    March 23, 2010

    A Psychic Predicts Dwyane Wade's Future, and It Involves Heat Fans Crying

    Jacob KatelOur psychic consultant mines that coconut.With basketball demigod Dwyane Wade's Miami Heat contract expiring after this season, speculation has reached a fever pitch: Will he stay? Will fellow superstar LeBron James, currently a Cleveland Cavalier, join him on the Heat to form a champions ... More >>

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    March 19, 2010

    Miami Heat vs. Orlando Magic: Ten Points

    ​Last night, the Miami Heat lost 108-102 to the Orlando Magic in overtime, inspiring the following ten observations about the state of our b-ball team.1. Outside of Michael Beasley (on the nights Erik Spoelstra actually lets the kid play), Dwyane Wade is all alone.2. The Magic out-rebounded Miami ... More >>

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    January 26, 2010

    News Roundup: LeBron Bests D. Wade

    A suspicious bag led to the temporary shut-down of a concourse at Miami International Airport. [LATimes]More than 100 manatees have turned up dead this year, with many deaths attributed to the cold snap earlier this month. [CBS4]A grandmother in North Miami is being charged with manslaughter after h ... More >>

  • Blogs

    November 12, 2009

    News Roundup: Commissioner Gonzalez Resigning; Blah, Blah, LeBron James

    Miami City Commissioner Angel Gonzalez will resign soon amid an investigation into a job he got his daughter. There's probably a joke in here about his name being Angel while he is clearly not one, but why would we make a joke as horrible as that? That joke would be almost as horrible as the city co ... More >>

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    March 3, 2009

    News Roundup

    LocalGosh darn it, when this town decides it wants to build its airport a people mover, it's going to happen. It may take 20 years, but it's going to happen. [Herald]Giant mulch fire up in the NE part of the county. [Herald]You've heard this, but the county has backed off on the stadium deal. [CBS4] ... More >>

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    June 14, 2007
  • Dining

    August 24, 2006

    Fine Wining

    At D’Vino, the food plays second fiddle

  • News

    March 5, 1998

    Dream Team

    For years Miami Senior High School has fielded one of the best basketball teams in the nation. But getting into the record books has meant tossing out the rule books.

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