Clarence Carter

  • Blogs

    December 25, 2012

    XXXmas: Ten Sexiest Christmas Songs

    It's Christmas time! Yeah, we're all fucking excited. Or excited about fucking. We're not sure what it is about the holiday spirit, but all that humbuggery really gets our gifts ready for the ho-ing. We stockpiled our apartment with mistletoe, and we're not going to stop ordering takeout till we ge ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 20, 2012

    Ten Best Songs About Masturbation

    We're all sexual beings. But we're not always lucky enough to have another sexual being with us when the moment strikes. Thankfully, we're handily equipped to take care of business. Everybody faps. And if someone says they don't diddle themselves at night, they're liars. It's part of the human cond ... More >>

  • Music

    June 15, 2006
  • News

    July 31, 1997

    The Bell Tolls for Him

    After years of playing Papa to Hemingway, the island of Bimini, and his own troubled brood, Capt. Harcourt Neville Brown is laid to rest

  • Music

    December 12, 1996
  • Music

    September 29, 1993

    Prince Meets Beavis and Butt-Head

    Fifteen years down the road will wear the edges off anyone