Citrus County

  • Blogs

    August 1, 2014

    Florida Panther's Return Spells Doom for Gladesmen

    Jack Laban swears a cat was out here raising hell just this morning. Mosquitoes slurp blood through the 94-year-old shirtless Gladesman's baggy skin as he hobbles across a landfill of empty Pepsi cans and settles into a folding chair. The former Miami plumber with a full head of white hair uses a ro ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 2, 2014

    Manatees May Be Taken Off Endangered Species List

    Ask any Floridians a Family Feud-style query of "Name things we should protect," and they'll instinctually shout back at you "Manatees." Along with Florida panthers, those plump little sea cows are practically synonymous with endangered species in the state. We're brought up from a young age with a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 20, 2013

    Florida Man Broke Baby's Leg Because Its Diaper Changing Interrupted His Xbox Session

    A gaming addict is facing aggregated child abuse charges after he broke a baby's leg because its diaper changing interrupted his Xbox session. Paul Lajeunesse, a 20-year-old resident of Hernando, Florida, lives at home with the child's mother and his grandmother. His grandmother told WTSP that he ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 13, 2011

    Florida Tea Party Group Thinks Saving Manatees Is Part of Mass Godless Conspiracy

    ​Members of Florida Tea Party groups are so upset with the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service's efforts to save manatees that they are claiming that new rules to possibly be imposed in famous Kings Bay would not only go against the Bible, but also are part of a vast United Nations conspiracy ... More >>

  • News

    June 26, 2008

    Dozens of Dogs Die

    A tale of 78 abused pets and two peculiar people.