Cirque du Soleil

The Fillmore Is Saved: New Convention Center Deals Will Keep Jackie Gleason Theater

When Portman-CMC, one of two finalists for a billion-dollar Miami Beach Convention Center renovation, unveiled plans to raze the historic Jackie Gleason Theater and replace it with a hotel, residents were not shy about slamming the idea. More than 1,200 people signed on to a "Save the Fillmore" Face ... More >>

Fillmore Miami Beach Won't Be Bulldozed! Developers to "Preserve" After Public Outcry

The panic alarm had sounded. It was time to save the Fillmore Miami Beach. "In case you haven't heard, here's the situation," Sweat Records' Lauren "Lolo" Reskin warned local music fans in a call to action earlier this month. "Two companies have proposals on the table to completely renovate the Mia ... More >>

Save the Fillmore Miami Beach! Sweat Records' Tips to Preserve the Jackie Gleason Theater

"In case you haven't heard, here's the situation," Sweat Records' Lauren "Lolo" Reskin writes on the record shop's blog. "Two companies have proposals on the table to completely renovate the Miami Beach Convention Center site. "South Beach ACE wants to preserve the Fillmore Miami Beach and make it ... More >>

Electric Flurry, the "World's Largest Foam Party," Predicts Indoor Snow at Grand Central

Punxsutawney Phil is quite possibly the worst friggin' groundhog weatherman in the world. Not only did the Pennsylvanian woodchuck predict an early spring about a week before a massive snowstorm ravaged the Northeast, Bill Murray's Groundhog Day co-star also failed to mention that at least one par ... More >>

Cirque du Darwin

Future, T.I., and New Year's Eve 2013 at Cameo on South Beach

Future With T.I. and B.o.B. Cameo, Miami Beach Monday, December 31, 2012 Future was slated to go on at midnight. But Cameo is a long way from Pluto so his landing got delayed. In the meantime, Baltimore club legend DJ Class's "I'm the Shit" remix dropped over the club speakers, with Kanye braggin ... More >>

Cirque du Soleil: Worlds Away Beats the Vegas Ticket Price

The Ten Most Annoying Food Trends of 2012: From Pork Belly to Lobster Mac and Cheese

As writers of all things food and drink, we take particular notice to the trends that rise and fall throughout the years. 2012 included its fair share of relatively new trends that make us wince, and it had even more stuff that has been building over the past few years. With that in mind, here is S ... More >>

Orchid's Preview Ruined After Power Failure. Refunds Available.

Last night's preview of Orchid, Where Desire Blooms, was rudely interrupted by a transformer failure. According to a night watchman close to the problem area, "A little after 6:30 p.m., I heard the explosion, then all the lights went out east of NE Second Avenue south of NE 41st Street. I came out t ... More >>

EDM Becoming a Cirque Du Soleil Production: Five Reasons It's Gonna Suck

The world of EDM is basically one giant circus. You've got Steve Aoki doing acrobatics; David Guetta is running around in clown shoes; and Tiësto's striking Jesus Christ poses as the most self-righteous ringleader ever. But all that's been merely metaphorical until now. Cirque Du Soleil has team ... More >>

Six Richest Dead Musicians: From Elvis to Jacko

You're dead. But that doesn't mean you can't earn big bucks. Shit, croaking could be the best career move ever. Forbes recently broke down this year's most paid, most dead celebrities. And six of those ultra-wealthy, superdeceased folks are in the music business. Nothing's gonna stop them from sell ... More >>

Sex on the Dance Floor: A Ten-Point Guide to Making Love in the Club

Dancing is about fucking. Period. Anyone who says they just loooove to dance is either lying or totally DTF. Dancing dirty is just dancing honestly. This mating ritual is an essential cog in the complex machine that is The Birds and The Bees. But there is more than one way to physically signify th ... More >>

Cirque du Soleil's Michael Jackson: The Immortal World Tour at American Airlines Arena March 2 to 4

Horsing Around

Michael Jackson's Death Bed For Sale!

The last photo of Wacko Jacko alive.​Just in case the whole, two-and-a-half year soap opera following Michael Jackson's death wasn't already packed with enough cheap intrigue and tabloid tawdriness (e.g. nude postmortem photos, that creepy Cirque du Soleil tribute, the Conrad Murray manslaughter t ... More >>

Sugared Woodchuck with Gangsta Pudding, Anyone?

Woodchuck - it's what's for (virtual) dinner​The restaurant world can almost be boiled down to two basic kinds of restaurants -- restaurants that serve simple dishes and restaurants that have menus that read more Cirque du Soleil than food.Consider Miami's own Barton G. restaurant. Dishes include ... More >>

Madonna Confirms New, Overhyped Album on Swedish Television

via Facebook.com/Madonna​Our list of celebrity MILFs over 50 is short. In fact, it only consist of one incredibly sexy, adorably gap-toothed pentagenarian. And like a virgin touched for the very first time, we'd probably last less than 30 seconds with her. Ironically, that's also how long we c ... More >>

Street Acrobats on Parade

Legendary Drag Queen Joey Arias Hosts New Lords South Beach Party Tonight

Via Rob Thurman's Flickr Drag legend Joey Arias, left.​​In the rare '80s movie Mondo New York, a wide-eyed wandering woman stumbles through New York City's Lower East Side, still the raw, beating heart of the underground before waves of gentrification made avant-garde a commodity. Amazon descri ... More >>

Kiss From a Rose

Hello, Kitty

Expert Pole Riding

Acrobats Get High

Cavlier Attitude

Trapezing Tricksters

Cirque du Soleil on Elm Street

Ultra Music Festival 2011 Will Remain in Miami

Will Deadmau5 have a stage to perform on next year?​Rumors about Ultra Music Festival's future keep piling up. We've sent the festival's publicist multiple emails asking for comment, but Russell and Charlie Faibisch, two of Ultra's founders and organizers, have been busy this summer with Afrobeta' ... More >>

The Forge Unveils Its New Façade

Photo by Jacquelynn D. PowersShareef Malnik and Michael Gongora at The Forge's unveiling. ​Last night, The Forge officially announced their opening with a low-key, streetside event with friends, media and City of Miami Beach officials in attendance. Forge owner Shareef Malnik was presented with a ... More >>

Request: Equestrians

Oh, the Urbanity!

Reborn and Ready to Rock

The Lion Sleeps Tonight

But you’ll be wide-awake at Cirque Dreams: Jungle Fantasy.

Strippers' XXXmas

They're dreaming of a ... fruitcake.

Rollin’ with the Kiddies

Bring your own flask for this one.

All the World’s a Stage

Cirque du Soleil brings its grand procession to Miami.

Enter Kitchen Stadium

Miami New Times hosts a cooking competition of its own.

We’re Dreaming of a White Summer

But like one you’ve never known.

We’re Dreaming of a White Summer

But like one you’ve never known.

Gimme Some Love In

Rock out like it’s the Sixties at Greynolds Park.

Greatest Show on Earth

A real circus comes to Miami Beach.

Michael's Kitsch-en

This might be the cure for boring food, but it sure ain't the remedy for obesity.

Drink Me

They’re serving up Absinthe at Spiegelworld.

Caribbean Scene

Join the Cirque-us

Our favorite French Canadians are back

Weightless and Wonderful

Kids, don’t try this at home

Artful Digs, Artless Food

Karu & Y is long on style, mixed on substance

Swinging in the Sun

Step in the Name of Love

Night&Day

Best Also-Rans

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