Still wondering, "What is 11?" Well ... Exactly 11 days ago, we here at Crossfade noted that a new nightclub named E11even Miami would be taking over the old Goldrush strip club spot in downtown Miami. At that point, the address and the January 2014 opening date were the only concrete details that ... More >>
If you thought the cold war was over, think again, comrade, because Slava's Snowshow is heating up Miami by cooling it down... way down. We're talking Arctic freeze, folks. This annual theatrical experience brings daily snowstorms to Miami's Adrienne Arsht Cente smack dab in the middle of the oppr ... More >>
"In case you haven't heard, here's the situation," Sweat Records' Lauren "Lolo" Reskin writes on the record shop's blog. "Two companies have proposals on the table to completely renovate the Miami Beach Convention Center site. "South Beach ACE wants to preserve the Fillmore Miami Beach and make it ... More >>
Punxsutawney Phil is quite possibly the worst friggin' groundhog weatherman in the world. Not only did the Pennsylvanian woodchuck predict an early spring about a week before a massive snowstorm ravaged the Northeast, Bill Murray's Groundhog Day co-star also failed to mention that at least one par ... More >>
As writers of all things food and drink, we take particular notice to the trends that rise and fall throughout the years. 2012 included its fair share of relatively new trends that make us wince, and it had even more stuff that has been building over the past few years. With that in mind, here is S ... More >>
Last night's preview of Orchid, Where Desire Blooms, was rudely interrupted by a transformer failure. According to a night watchman close to the problem area, "A little after 6:30 p.m., I heard the explosion, then all the lights went out east of NE Second Avenue south of NE 41st Street. I came out t ... More >>
The world of EDM is basically one giant circus. You've got Steve Aoki doing acrobatics; David Guetta is running around in clown shoes; and Tiësto's striking Jesus Christ poses as the most self-righteous ringleader ever. But all that's been merely metaphorical until now. Cirque Du Soleil has team ... More >>
You're dead. But that doesn't mean you can't earn big bucks. Shit, croaking could be the best career move ever. Forbes recently broke down this year's most paid, most dead celebrities. And six of those ultra-wealthy, superdeceased folks are in the music business. Nothing's gonna stop them from sell ... More >>
Dancing is about fucking. Period. Anyone who says they just loooove to dance is either lying or totally DTF. Dancing dirty is just dancing honestly. This mating ritual is an essential cog in the complex machine that is The Birds and The Bees. But there is more than one way to physically signify th ... More >>
The last photo of Wacko Jacko alive.Just in case the whole, two-and-a-half year soap opera following Michael Jackson's death wasn't already packed with enough cheap intrigue and tabloid tawdriness (e.g. nude postmortem photos, that creepy Cirque du Soleil tribute, the Conrad Murray manslaughter t ... More >>
Woodchuck - it's what's for (virtual) dinnerThe restaurant world can almost be boiled down to two basic kinds of restaurants -- restaurants that serve simple dishes and restaurants that have menus that read more Cirque du Soleil than food.Consider Miami's own Barton G. restaurant. Dishes include ... More >>
via Facebook.com/MadonnaOur list of celebrity MILFs over 50 is short. In fact, it only consist of one incredibly sexy, adorably gap-toothed pentagenarian. And like a virgin touched for the very first time, we'd probably last less than 30 seconds with her. Ironically, that's also how long we c ... More >>
Via Rob Thurman's Flickr Drag legend Joey Arias, left.In the rare '80s movie Mondo New York, a wide-eyed wandering woman stumbles through New York City's Lower East Side, still the raw, beating heart of the underground before waves of gentrification made avant-garde a commodity. Amazon descri ... More >>
Will Deadmau5 have a stage to perform on next year?Rumors about Ultra Music Festival's future keep piling up. We've sent the festival's publicist multiple emails asking for comment, but Russell and Charlie Faibisch, two of Ultra's founders and organizers, have been busy this summer with Afrobeta' ... More >>
But youll be wide-awake at Cirque Dreams: Jungle Fantasy.
They're dreaming of a ... fruitcake.
Bring your own flask for this one.
Cirque du Soleil brings its grand procession to Miami.
Miami New Times hosts a cooking competition of its own.
But like one youve never known.
But like one youve never known.
Rock out like its the Sixties at Greynolds Park.
A real circus comes to Miami Beach.
This might be the cure for boring food, but it sure ain't the remedy for obesity.
Theyre serving up Absinthe at Spiegelworld.
Our favorite French Canadians are back
Kids, dont try this at home
Karu & Y is long on style, mixed on substance
And the Kvetchy goes to . . . .