Would you ever insult your host after you've visited his home and eaten his food? Probably not. But every year, after Art Basel takes over the city and leaves its mess behind for us to clean up, we read these horribly asinine quotes slamming the city or the people "who don't belong" (AKA the locals) ... More >>
At the end of this week, two hordes of men who have suffered, bled, and fought for five months will meet on a neutral site to bash each others' heads in, to test the limits of their physical strength and stamina, all in the name of sport, conquest, and achieving the status of legend.But who cares ... More >>
The state of Texas has bestowed upon this country many cultural delights: SXSW, phenomenal barbecue, and most importantly, Gary Busey. The man has the greatest set of teeth in history (they're perfect to Photoshop on sharks), and he's decided to use them to give back to the great state of his bir ... More >>
Every Friday, Riptide brings you the most eye-catching mugshots taken in Miami-Dade County in the previous week. Yes, there is some mockery of bad neck tattoos, but also adulation directed at perps who just plain-out look more badass than we ever will . This is the italicized intro to that series ... More >>
Vomitron heaves and prevails.
A rogue state meets presidential candidates who pine for its fickle heart.
Drink hearty, for tomorrow we gotta find another bar
The Squid and the Whale finds moments of joy amid the bitterness of divorce
The 25 Most Unbearable Miami Movies Ever Made
The Miami International Film Festival, part two
Janice Dickinson personified high-fashion shoots and Hollywood trysts. Now modeling's original bad girl explores life beyond the runway.
Creating an artificial reef is no longer a slam-dunk affair, despite an abundance of missile sites, water towers, and wanna-be philanthropists
Even through her own struggle with the disease, Rhaynetta Cheatham has worked tirelessly to bring AIDS awareness where it's most needed: Miami's black community
Want to know more about Jeb Bush? The machinations of Florida's Republican party? Vomiting? Get on the bus.
Things are looking up for Natural Causes