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The Prodigal Son Returns

Miami Marlins Are Selling So Few Tickets They're Closing the Upper Deck

Remember when the Marlins used to cover the whole upper deck at Sun Life Stadium with a big blue tarp so the game looked a little more full even though only a few thousand people showed up? That was one of the main reasons the team pushed for a much smaller, taxpayer-funded ballpark in Little Havana ... More >>

Five Best Concerts in Miami This Week

Another beautiful week in Miami. And with all of our sun and fun comes a lot of great traveling and sweet music wafting through the night air. The forecast shows exciting performances from lovelorn chill bands, noise rock, trappy uhntz-uhntz, cool-kid dance beats, and a few flurries of funk. Ther ... More >>

Dolphins Fall to Cardinals 24-21 in Second OT Loss In A Row

For the second week in a row, the Dolphins failed to capitalize on opportunities to close out a game and lost an overtime game they should have won. Given the "Cardiac Cards" moniker Arizona has earned as of late, you had to figure this game would get wild towards the end despite three quarters of r ... More >>

R. Kelly Announces Single Ladies U.S. Tour: Miami, Los Angeles, New York, 19 Other Cities

See also "R. Kelly Cancels Love Letter Cruise." Desperate to slow jam at sea with R. Kelly? Sadly, your wettest dreams won't be coming true. Because Kells' ocean-bound R&B adventure, The Love Letter Cruise, was recently canceled. But if you're down to dry hump on dry land, go meet Mr. Feelin' ... More >>

A$AP Rocky Announces LongLiveA$AP 2012 Tour With Fillmore Miami Beach Show

See also "Soulja Boy to SpaceGhostPurrp "We Gone Eat Yo Face," Thows Bath Salts on A$AP Beef." Extraordinary swag and a mouthful of gold ... Yeah, we're talking about A$AP Rocky, the preternaturally talented 23-year-old Harlem Mob boss, rapper, and grillz model who's been beefing with SpaceGhostPu ... More >>

Def Leppard Announce Summer Tour with Poison, 1.8 Million People Are Thrilled

WTF, 1.8 Million people "like" Def Leppard on Facebook? And holy shit, another 800,000 dig Poison? No wonder these two glam metal giants are hitting the road together again; it'll be the biggest tour ever! That's right, MILFS, "Great Britain's premiere arena rock band" and Rock of Love heartth ... More >>

Tabou Combo's Kapi Talks Jimmy Buffet, Royalties, and Restavek

Tabou Combo have come a long way since starting out as Los Incognitos in Petionville, Haiti in 1968. Since moving to NYC in the 70s, their dancetastic funk has ignited disco floors from Gabon to Miami. They are kompa's great ambassadors; Haiti's biggest band. They've opened for Jimmy Buffet in Ohio, ... More >>

Kiss and Mötley Crüe Announce "Biggest, Baddest Rock Tour," Playing Cruzan Amphitheater in July

​When he's not pushing Dr Pepper or exposing his Family Jewels on A&E, Gene Simmons rocks silly makeup and platform shoes as the legendary lead singer of Kiss. Similarly, when he's not dubstepping aboard Holy Ship! or steering megayachts with his penis, Tommy Lee beats the skins for arena rock ... More >>

Miami food scene 2011: food trucks, great chefs, and real coffee continue the culinary ascent

Odd Future Announces Halloween Show at the Fillmore Miami Beach

​Last night, Tyler the Creator tweeted the meaty schedule for hip-hop collective Odd Future Wolf Gang Kill Them All's upcoming Golf Wang Tour 2011. Not only will the raunchy sultans of swag be performing here in the 305 on Halloween night, but the show is another in a steady stream of solid F ... More >>

Jack Horkheimer May Be Gone, But Star Gazer Goes on With New Hosts

​For generations of children in Miami-Dade and across the country Jack Horkheimer was their guide to the cosmos. The Miami Science Museum mainstay and host of the WPBT-produced Star Gazer passed on in August of last year, but the Miami PBS station has announced that new co-hosts Dean Regas and Jam ... More >>

Let's Try This Again

Hurricanes Schedule Home-and-Away with Michigan State Spartans

MSU's mascot briefly dated Snooki. ​It won't be for another 10 years, but the Miami Hurricanes and the Michigan State Spartans will meet in a home-and-away series in 2020 and 2021. Even with mixed results over the past few seasons, it seems the Miami athletic department isn't shying away from the ... More >>

Crispin Porter Bogusky Will Make Baby Carrots "Extreme" and "Sexy"

​Everyone's favorite crazy Miami-based ad agency, Crispin Porter Bogusky, has done a hell of a job selling Americans cheap dead cow meat patties and oily potato slices through its work for Burger King. Now the outside-of-the-box ad agency's next goal is to trick us into eating something nutritio ... More >>

Graeter's Ice Cream Available at SoBe Scoops

Lee KleinGraeter's is the purple one.​The ice cream industry is really pushing the "National Ice Cream Month" promo this year, but in South Florida, every month is ice cream month. That's probably why local hotels are finally getting into the act with a new focus on inventive ice cream offerings ( ... More >>

Foxy Shazam

Thomas Collins Replaces Terence Riley as Miami Art Museum Director

Former MAM director Suzanne Delehanty and new director Thomas Collins​Moving at a glacial pace towards a new home at Bicentennial Park, the Miami Art Museum made some progress Thursday. Thomas "Thom" Collins has been named its new director.The museum had been without a director since December, whe ... More >>

Documentary About Miami's Pit Bull Ban Comes to South Beach This Weekend

In 1987, weeks after a 7-year-old girl barely survived a brutal attack by a neighbor's pit bull, Miami-Dade became the one of the first counties in the nation to ban the entire breed of dog. Courtesy of Dahlia Canes Dahlia Canes' efforts to overturn Miami-Dade's pit bull ban are featured in a ... More >>

Breed to Kill

Top Ten Gambling Movies: Rounders, Cincinnati Kid, and More

Americans love gambling movies almost as much as they love gambling itself. What's not to like? You get the thrill of a high-stakes cards game from the comfort of a multiplex. Over the last few years, though, something happened. ​The gambling movie was replaced by ESPN. Suddenly, with the broadcas ... More >>

Surprisingly Sane: Miami Only Number 48 on Craziest Cities List

​We live in the weird news capital of the country, what sometimes goes on at city hall could be qualified as insane, and we're certainly home to more than a few out-of-this-world characters, but Miami isn't anywhere close to the craziest city in America. In fact, according to nonsci ... More >>

Urban Meyer Health Problems? Top 10 Foods That Cause Heartburn

http://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Urban_Meyer_spring2008practice1.jpgUuhhh, I shouldnt've ate thsoe chili nacho bacon wings for breakfast.​ One time, we spent an excruciating 45 minutes at a family dinner thinking a tapeworm was chewing up our insides. Turns out we just had a mean case of hea ... More >>

OpenTable Closes The Book On Miami Bars

OpenTable has released its 2009 Diners' Choice Awards for Restaurants with the Most Vibrant Bar Scene. Our congratulations go to Miami's very own, um....gee, that's surprising. Hmm...well, who cares that we didn't make the stinking list. We're not bitter, and indeed offer our heartfelt congrats to B ... More >>

Relax, Baby, Be Cool: Miami Is the Most Laid-Back City

According to an absolutely meaningless poll conducted by Harris International for a cruise ship line, Miamians are the least stressed-out people in the nation. That's because apparently many people in the Magic City have reached the "ultimate life balance, which includes juggling work and personal p ... More >>

Local Motion

Jennings and Keller's latest disc sees them at the top of their game.

Friday Food Funnies: Restaurants

I went to a fancy French restaurant called 'Deja Vu'. The headwaiter said, 'Don't I know you?' ~Rod SchmidtHave you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere. ~UnknownA cannibal is a person who walks into a restaurant and orders a waiter. ~Morey AmsterdamA gourmet res ... More >>

Beyond Basel

Area museums offer up the best in new art.

Football Fans Too Poor to Get to Miami

You know times are tough when crazed college football fans in places like cold-ass Blacksburg, Virginia; and Cincinnati, Ohio, can't scrounge up enough change to get to sunny Miami for a January 1 bowl game. But alas, that is the cold, hard truth of these tough economic times.More depressing recess ... More >>

Head Spins: Ross One

Mokai's mad resident.

Design the Poster for Counting Crows Tour Arriving in West Palm Beach this October... Bonus: Free MP3s!

Everything’s Coming Up Uggla

The Marlins’ not-so-secret weapon aims at the Reds.

Over the Weekend - Basel, Busta, Riley and Chavez

Better than Step Up

Dance this film fest around

Five Deez

Kommunicator (Rapster)

Tanya Morgan

Moonlighting (Loud Minority Music)

Porous by Design

Architect Zaha Hadid blurs the line between interior and exterior

Mighty Museums

MAM extols the art of architecture

Status Anxiety

Where species speaks volumes: Stand here for photo op with Flamingo José

BEST CHILI

Skyline Chili

Fancy Those Flamingos

The birds don hats, bikinis, sneakers and stand as art in public spaces

Goodbye Guy

Pepe Alva packs his bags for fame and respect in Mexico

News of the Weird

Rotations

News of the Weird

News of the Weird

Coal, Coal Heart

Nirvana Does Havana

Broadcasting cutting-edge bands via shortwave, Victor Garcia-Rivera sends Cuba a piece of the rock

And the Popcorn Stinks, Too