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Chuck Norris

  • Blogs

    March 28, 2012

    The Grind Burgers Announced

    ​The Grind, Miami's home town burger competition, is this Saturday and we're finally counting down to burger madness.On March 31 at 7 p.m., 30 local restaurants will compete with their meat at Wynwood's Miami Entertainment Complex. Tickets are still available for $75 in advance, $85 at the door. V ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 27, 2012

    Quiz: Can You Spot the Real Republican Tweet?

    ​We'd been obsessively tracking the Republican presidential candidates on the campaign trail for weeks when something strange happened. The words coming out of their mouths started to sound like, well, a joke. From statements at debates to sound bytes on CNN, each politician seemed to be subtly pa ... More >>

  • News

    January 26, 2012

    Victoria Jackson's excellent Tea Party adventure

    ​We'd been obsessively tracking the Republican presidential candidates on the campaign trail for weeks when something strange happened. The words coming out of their mouths started to sound like, well, a joke. From statements at debates to sound bytes on CNN, each politician seemed to be subtly pa ... More >>

  • Film

    March 17, 2011

    Paul: Nick Frost and Simon Pegg's stab at sci-fi

    ​We'd been obsessively tracking the Republican presidential candidates on the campaign trail for weeks when something strange happened. The words coming out of their mouths started to sound like, well, a joke. From statements at debates to sound bytes on CNN, each politician seemed to be subtly pa ... More >>

  • News

    October 7, 2010

    Gator hunting, Loon-style

    ​We'd been obsessively tracking the Republican presidential candidates on the campaign trail for weeks when something strange happened. The words coming out of their mouths started to sound like, well, a joke. From statements at debates to sound bytes on CNN, each politician seemed to be subtly pa ... More >>

  • News

    July 8, 2010

    False Facebook friends at Gulfstream Park

    ​We'd been obsessively tracking the Republican presidential candidates on the campaign trail for weeks when something strange happened. The words coming out of their mouths started to sound like, well, a joke. From statements at debates to sound bytes on CNN, each politician seemed to be subtly pa ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 15, 2010

    Locos Por Juana, Live at Transit This Saturday

    ​You may be sitting there saying, "this guy is NOT writing ANOTHER post about Locos Por Juana already!" And you'd be wrong. Because I am very clearly doing just that. And you're reading it. So there. True, we show an awful lot of love for LPJ here on Crossfade. I've even personally been responsibl ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 29, 2009

    Republican Party of Florida Demands "A Full Investigation to Find out Who Is Behind" Dumb Hitler YouTube Meme

    Still from the video, which can be seen here. ​In a move only slightly less stupid than demanding that the persons responsible for LOLCats, Chuck Norris facts, or "All your base are belong to us" be brought to justice, the Republican Party of Florida has issued a statement demanding "a full i ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 23, 2009

    Locos Por Juana, Almost as Awesome as Chuck Norris...Almost

    ​Seriously, there's really not a whole lot more praise I could pay Locos Por Juana without seeming gushy. If you read Crossfade even twice a year, there's like a 50/50 chance you've read something I wrote about them before. Sooo...instead, I've opted to share a few of my all-time favorite Chuck No ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 15, 2009

    If H1N1 gets us, it will be the fault of cinema

    They just don't make public service announcement movies like they used to. Seriously, how hardcore is this 1976 Swine Flu PSA? Did John Carpenter make this thing or what? No wonder the 1976 outbreak was no big deal--this video would scare the living crap out of Chuck Norris. Which begs the question: ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 21, 2008

    Jason Taylor Traded to the Redskins

    They just don't make public service announcement movies like they used to. Seriously, how hardcore is this 1976 Swine Flu PSA? Did John Carpenter make this thing or what? No wonder the 1976 outbreak was no big deal--this video would scare the living crap out of Chuck Norris. Which begs the question: ... More >>

  • Calendar

    June 5, 2008

    Everything’s Coming Up Uggla

    The Marlins’ not-so-secret weapon aims at the Reds.

  • Home Entertainment

    May 29, 2008

    Nintendo's Wii Fit ignites yet another fitness fad

    The Marlins’ not-so-secret weapon aims at the Reds.

  • Blogs

    January 29, 2008

    Who Would Jesus Vote For? - Mike Huckabee

    The Marlins’ not-so-secret weapon aims at the Reds.

  • Blogs

    January 25, 2008

    Dems Fight to be Ruler of the Playground

    The Marlins’ not-so-secret weapon aims at the Reds.

  • Blogs

    January 4, 2008

    AHHHHH! A Raucous Caucus!

    The Marlins’ not-so-secret weapon aims at the Reds.

  • Film

    April 19, 2007

    Arresting Development

    You liked Shaun of the Dead? Then Hot Fuzz will bust a cap in your arse

  • Calendar

    November 9, 2006

    This Sport Kicks Ass

    You liked Shaun of the Dead? Then Hot Fuzz will bust a cap in your arse

  • News

    November 17, 2005

    Still Angry

    Glades airboat guides live in limbo sixteen years after the National Park Service began buying up the swamps

  • Calendar

    January 15, 2004

    Yen or Pesos

    Slugging for salaries

  • Music

    July 25, 1996

    Rotations

    Slugging for salaries

  • Film

    August 10, 1994

    Drugstore Doughboys

    Slugging for salaries

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