They just don't make public service announcement movies like they used to. Seriously, how hardcore is this 1976 Swine Flu PSA? Did John Carpenter make this thing or what? No wonder the 1976 outbreak was no big deal--this video would scare the living crap out of Chuck Norris. Which begs the question: where's today's swine flu video made by Peter Jackson, Sam Raimi, Eli Roth or Rob Zombie?Instead we just get referred to some boring website. We deserve to die. I'm going to go kiss Joe myself.
​Seriously, there's really not a whole lot more praise I could pay Locos Por Juana without seeming gushy. If you read Crossfade even twice a year, there's like a 50/50 chance you've read something I wrote about them before. Sooo...instead, I've opted to share a few of my all-time favorite Chuck Norris facts. In no particular order, they are:-Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.-Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until they give up the information he wants.-Chuck Norris doesn
Still from the video, which can be seen here. ​In a move only slightly less stupid than demanding that the persons responsible for LOLCats, Chuck Norris facts, or "All your base are belong to us" be brought to justice, the Republican Party of Florida has issued a statement demanding "a full investigation to find out who is behind" that dumb Charlie Crist-flavored reiteration of a popular YouTube meme involving a scene from Downfall we told you about yesterday.Sadly, though, it seems
