Chuck E. Cheese's

  • Blogs

    September 19, 2014

    Design District Garage Will Include Five Different Facades and "Tube Slide"

    We imagine an entry from a history book 1,000 years in the future will read like this: "Though automobiles were present across the globe, few countries worshipped their cars quite like the United States. In the suburbs, Americans tended to build rooms for their cars in their homes as if they were a ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 30, 2013

    The 12 Craziest Things That Happened in Florida in 2013

    Only in Florida. Every week, so many Americans mutter those words while marveling at the latest insanity to come from our state that Tallahassee really ought to put the phrase on license plates. At Miami New Times, at least a third of our work is done by those crazies. Although it helps that Flori ... More >>

  • Blogs

    May 13, 2013

    Chuck E. Cheese Games Technically Illegal Under New Anti-Maquinitas Law

    Florida's new law aimed at cracking down on maquinitas and other forms of computerized pseudo-gambling found at so-called "Internet cafes" is so far-reaching it actually outlawed several games found at places like Chuck E. Cheese and Dave & Buster's. However local authorities aren't so keen on enfor ... More >>

  • Blogs

    July 10, 2012

    Best Coast Names Florida "The Death Metal Place," Dodges Racist Bikers in Indiana

    See also "Best Coast Ranks Other Coasts, Survives Slayer Riot, Can't Punch Out Glenn Danzig." As one half of Best Coast, Bobb Bruno loves California and stands by his band's designation of it as "The Only Place." That's the title of the album and single they'll be touring at Grand Central tonight, ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 1, 2011

    A Restaurant Kid Tax or Ban? Sounds Good To Me!

    ​There's been recent buzz over a buffet restaurant in the UK that tacked on a three pound fee because a woman's baby stroller was taking up space. According to the London Evening Standard, another woman at the same restaurant was also charged a fee for her six month old. Media backlash was so bad ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 10, 2011

    Worst Valentine's Day Date Suggestions Ever

    Image via Flickr/WebDetail​It's pretty easy to make most dates happy on Valentine's Day -- meet him or her with some flowers or candy, then head for a fancy or trendy restaurant and proceed to have a wonderful candlelit meal, followed by a decadent dessert. It takes more imagination, however ... More >>

  • News

    December 30, 2010
  • Blogs

    June 25, 2010

    Man Arrested After Setting Miami Beach Bus Stop on Fire

    Cedric Jones​Cedric Jones, 44, has a hot temper. On June 17, the homeless man was denied a ride on a public bus in Miami Beach. So he decided to drench a bus shelter in gasoline, throw a match on it, and run off.Four people were in the shelter, located at Collins Ave and 38th Street, at the time. ... More >>

  • News

    July 24, 2008

    Day Strippers

    While you're at work, Miami's exotic dancers put on a naked lunch.

  • Dining

    June 20, 2002

    Whine and Dine

    Some tips on where to take those unwanted house guests for dinner

  • Dining

    August 9, 2001

    That Age Barrier Redux

    The great Gatsby's debate continues