Chris Joseph

Miami vs. Boston Trash Talk: Our Heat Homer and Celtics Fanatic Get Ugly

Tonight, at last, it ends: Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals starts at 8:30 p.m., and it may well destroy the world as we know it. Okay, the game may only result in the destruction of a few TV sets and cars in the greater Boston and Miami areas, but it'll still be a clash of teams that aren't ... More >>

The M Ensemble does Crossroad Blues

Miami Heat Crying Controversy: Erik Spoelstra Needs to Shut His Damn Mouth

​The Heat racked up their fourth loss in a row last night, a sorry streak made all the more troubling that they came against other likely playoff bound teams. You'd think the shame factor from the losses alone would be enough, but, oh no, here comes Erik Spoelstra, a goofy-faced 12-year-old Muppet ... More >>

Top Ten Ways Ted Ginn Can Repay the City of Miami

For a more thorough and humorous review of every Miami Dolphins player who shat himself during yesterday's 46-34 loss to the New Orleans Saints, see Chris Joseph's post from this morning. I care only about my boy, Ted Ginn, Jr., who managed to sneak past Darrelle Revis two weeks ago against the Jets ... More >>

It Never Gets Old: Henne Beat the Jets

Video remix gold, brought to my attention courtesy of "CK" on the comment board at finsnation.com, the Dolphins fan site partially run by Miami New Times sports guy Chris Joseph. This is already on repeat in my iPod.And I swear I'd tattoo the highlights of the game to the inside of my eyeballs if te ... More >>

Dan Marino on Dancing With The Stars?

Dwight Freeney Disagrees With Bloggers and Fan Forums

Your Obligatory Dolphins Draft Grade

More Jake Longy Goodness

Jake Long Is Not Too Fired Up About Becoming a Dolphin The Dolphins' Schedule

Picking First Sucks

Jason Taylor Is The Mambo King, Bitch

2008 Dolphins Mock Draft

JT Says He Is Staying (And Other Crap)

The Hobbit Has Gone North (And Other Crap)

Arrows Going Up

Combine Talk: A Trade With Atlanta?

Keyshawn a Dolphin? Uh... How 'Bout No

Combine Talk: Are The Fins Thinking Quarterback?

Jason Taylor What? Excuse Me While I Blow My Brains Out

Let's Talk Free Agents: Offense

Saying Goodbye to 54

Let's Talk Free Agents: Defense

Dolphins Axe Trent Green, Marty Booker and others

The '72 Dolphins Will Drink Their Champagne. And You Will Like It!

Ex-Dolphins All Up In the Super Bowl

Dan Marino Got Wine

Parcells Wants Trent Green

First Coach to Eventually Get Fired by Parcells is Almost Onboard

Tony Sparano Is The New Fins Head Coach

Dolphins Coaching Search is a "Four-Horse Race"

Dolphins to Interview Schwartz

The Right Arm of God Crushes King Douche Into Fine Powder

Source: Dolphins Intrigued by Matt Ryan

A Feeling of Nothingness

Breaking News - The Tuna Fires Cam Cameron

Dear Cleo, So Long and Thanks For All The Suck

The '72 Dolphins Came Along, And They Brought Motivation With Them

The Pain is Over

The Spirit of '76?

Random Dolphins Crap

Fins Need a Win, The Rest is Meaningless

365 Degrees of Separation

Dolphins Inflict Cruel and Unusual Punishment

Cam Cameron Wants to Get Fired, or Shived

I Just Want a Dolphins Win

Unleash the Power of the Mormon

John Beck Will Start

The Miami Dolphins are on the Clock

Across the Pond For Yet Another Ass-Whuppin'