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    July 16, 2014

    Five Reasons the Miami Heat Won't Suck to Watch Next Season

    A few short days ago, the future didn't look so great for Miami Heat fans. LeBron James decided he was homesick, Chris Bosh was close to joining the Houston Rockets, and the Bulls were calling Dwyane Wade to check if he wanted a get-out-of-Miami-jail-free card. Then Pat Riley got to work, quickly ad ... More >>

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    March 20, 2014
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    February 27, 2014
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    February 4, 2014

    Heat vs. Pistons: How Can LeBron Jump 200 Feet Into the Air?

    The Miami Heat beat the Detroit Pistons 102-96 Monday night, starting what they can only hope is a post Super Bowl run that rivals the 27-game winning streak they enjoyed last season. The Big 3 combined for 71 points in the win, dominating from the start behind Wade and Bosh's 9-9 from the field ear ... More >>

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    October 17, 2013
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    June 6, 2013

    2013 NBA Finals Preview: Five Heat vs. Spurs Matchups to Watch

    We have reached the season three finale of Miami Heat Against the World, the greatest show in television history. Just when you think the show has peaked and might get canceled, it gets renewed for another four episodes. In its third consecutive finals appearance, the Heat now takes on the San Ant ... More >>

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    April 1, 2013

    Bosh Hits Game Winner To Beat Spurs 88-86 in Game Without James and Wade

    Backups? We ain't got no stinkin' backups! San Antonio seems like a good place to take a nap, and indeed rest is what the Miami Heat did while visiting the city on Sunday, sitting LeBron James, Dwyane Wade and Mario Chalmers with various minor injuries. Throwing out a starting lineup of Mike Miller, ... More >>

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    February 19, 2013

    Chris Bosh's Wife Snaps Back at Lil Wayne: "Pay No Mind to the Haters"

    Who is "Chris Bosh's wife"? Well, we here at Crossfade, like everyone else living in Heat Nation, know her as Adrienne Williams, a lovely Venezuelan lady who secretly married the (almost) seven-footer in 2011 and then gave birth to a beautiful baby Bosh in 2012. But... The rest of America knows Mr ... More >>

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    February 18, 2013

    West Edges Heat-Dominated East All-Stars 143-138 As Bosh Has a Game to Forget

    Chris Paul and the West All-Stars edged a East team featuring three Miami Heat starters 143-138 Sunday Night. Even though LeBron and Wade combined for 40 points and were good for a few of their typical "Flying Death Machine" highlight finishes, it was Paul who snagged the game MVP with 20 points, 15 ... More >>

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    June 29, 2012

    Chris Bosh Went to Taco Bell Right After Winning Championship

    Super Bowl champs go to Disney World, but apparently NBA Champs go to Taco Bell.Chris Bosh was on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night, and admitted that his first stop after winning his first ring was the drive through of the Taco Bell. He did however end up at LIV with the rest of team, but goofs with Kim ... More >>

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    April 5, 2012
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    March 5, 2012

    Heat Fall to the Lakers as Masked Kobe Drops 33

    ​Kobe Bryant and his broken face scored 33 points, as he and the Lakers took down the Miami Heat 93-83 yesterday, handing Miami their second consecutive loss.It was the first meeting between L.A. and Miami since Dwyane Wade inadvertently broke Kobe's nose during a hard foul in the All Star game la ... More >>

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    January 25, 2012

    Chris Bosh Is A Smooth Operator: Heat Take Down Cavs

    BoshBalls!​The Miami Heat seemed to have been sleepwalking through the first three quarters of last night's game against the Cleveland Cavaliers. And all that dicking around might have cost them the game if not for Chris Bosh blowing up with his 17 fourth-quarter points.Miami was able to sustain s ... More >>

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    December 22, 2011

    Miami's top news stories of 2011

    Dude, where's my city? Miami wakes up with a pounding headache.

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    July 8, 2011

    Beyonce, Chris Bosh, and Three Other Secret Celebrity Juggalos

    Are you down with the clown?​​The Insane Clown Posse is the most successful DIY b(r)and in the history of independent music. They move merch like bona fide hustlers, tour like Black Flag in the '80s and serve as the centerpiece of a million-dollar Dark Carnival of spin-off artists and related pr ... More >>

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    June 15, 2011

    Chris Bosh Sued by Ex for Keeping Her Off Basketball Wives

    ​Between the Heat and VH1's Basketball Wives, the city of Miami has become America's unquestioned capital of b-ball-related drama. Mix the Heat and the Wives together, and you have a surefire recipe for superscandal.See, VH1 tried to capitalize on the Heat drama by bringing Chris Bosh's baby mama ... More >>

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    June 8, 2011

    Chris Bosh's Ex Won't Let His Daughter Watch Her Dad in the Finals

    Custody and child support disputes between Chris Bosh and his ex-girlfriend Allison Mathis concerning their 2-year-old daughter Trinity are nothing new, but even Mathis' lawyers have said she hopes their daughter can have a good relationship with her dad. Oddly, however, TMZ is reporting that Bosh i ... More >>

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    June 6, 2011

    Chris Bosh Bogged Down by Junk Food, Still Makes Game 3 Winner

    Keith AllisonBosh detoxing.​Somebody asked Miami Heat forward Chris Bosh in Dallas if he was getting any home cooked meals, and this was his answer, "I was like, 'Absolutely not.' I want to eat all garbage, junk food and room service just to get that road feel."The Chicago Tribune, surely trying t ... More >>

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    May 27, 2011

    Beverly Hills Bosh Ready To Take Over Miami Heat's Big Three

    via terezowens.comYeah, that's Chris Bosh!​Admit it, you thought Chris Bosh lost his mojo when he cut off his Raptor dreadlocks before joining the Miami Heat. Or maybe you scoffed when he demanded to be a bigger part of the team during the regular season struggles. Maybe, you even sided with the B ... More >>

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    May 23, 2011

    Don't Make Chris Bosh Angry

    ​The Miami Heat took down the tough Chicago Bulls 96-85 in an Eastern Conference Finals Game 3 that featured tough defense, gay slurs, Miami fans berating Charles Barkley, LeBron James obliterating Kyle Korver, and Chris Bosh exploding all over Chicago's face. The Heat now have a 2-1 lead in the b ... More >>

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    May 10, 2011

    Heat Playoffs: Heat Take Down Celtics in Overtime

    ​They had to overcome overtime, bad officiating, the national media's sudden infatuation with a one-armed man, "retarded-gate," Chris Bosh's supposed "softness," LeBron James' inability to close out games, a losing streak in Boston that's lasted since 2007, and a building full of obnoxious fans, b ... More >>

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    May 3, 2011

    Chris Bosh Sues To Keep His Ex, Allison Mathis, Off Basketball Wives Reality Show

    ​Chris Bosh hand-delivered a giant turd sandwich against the Boston Celtics this weekend, shooting three of ten from the field for 7 points. But cut the guy some slack. He may have had other battles on his mind.Bosh filed a lawsuit yesterday against his ex-girlfriend and a TV company in L.A. to pr ... More >>

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    April 25, 2011

    Did Chris Bosh Get Secretly Married?

    ​The Miami Heat's big three are under such close media scrutiny they can barely blow their nose without it being reported, but Chris Bosh may have been able to keep his wedding to Adrienne Williams a few weeks ago under lock. Though public records indicate Bosh did tie the knot, he's so far public ... More >>

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    April 11, 2011

    Heat Beat Celtics, Take No. 2. Seed

    LeAss Beatin'​Entering this season, the expectation for the Miami Heat was that they'd give the Boston Celtics a run for their money, and topple them as the best team in the Eastern Conference. But then the Celtics beat Miami three times, taking Suck to a whole other level. Expectations became so ... More >>

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    March 18, 2011

    Chris Bosh Elle Interview Confirms He's Too Nice to Be Awesome at Sports

    ​As the Miami Heat have struggled this season, critics have repeatedly pointed their fingers at the team's new $100 million big man, Chris Bosh, for playing soft. The 6'11" forward has struggled to assert himself in the paint since arriving from Toronto, leading to whispers that he had "gone Canad ... More >>

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    March 16, 2011

    Ten Other Things We Wish We Could Recall

    ​Even if you didn't think yesterday's recall of Miami-Dade Mayor Carlos Alvarez and Commissioner Natacha Seijas was a good idea, you must admit it was immensely satisfying to watch those lopsided results come in. We posit that it was better than sex. Fornication is wonderful and all, but how oft ... More >>

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    March 9, 2011

    Give Chris Bosh The Damn Rock!

    Alex Izaguirre​​Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. In this special online edition, Luke says the Miami Heat will start winning again when Chris Bosh starts getting the bal ... More >>

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    February 25, 2011

    Chris Bosh Goes 1-for-18 as Heat fall to Derrick Rose and the Bulls

    ​Chris Bosh and the Miami Heat's bench decided to turn in the absolute worst performance ever in the history of everything in a game that will undoubtedly have playoff seeding implications down the stretch.The Heat held a 9-point lead at the half against the Chicago Bulls last night, only to see i ... More >>

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    February 18, 2011

    Chris Bosh Takes on Conan O'Brien in Thumb Wrestling

    ​Conan O'Brien welcomed one of the few guests taller than him when Chris Bosh sat on his coach. Apparently, Bosh is a big thumb wrestling enthusiast, which of course led to a impromptu match between the two. Watch who wins after the jump.

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    February 14, 2011

    Scottie Pippen Calls Chris Bosh Half a Player, Doesn't Think Heat Will Break Any Record

    ​When Scottie Pippen sits down to watch TV, he doesn't see much difference between Two and a Half Men and a Miami Heat game. We guess LeBron is Charlie Sheen, Wade is John Cryer, and Chris Bosh is apparently that chubby kid who's awkwardly aged in front of America. In an interview with Slam Online ... More >>

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    January 22, 2011

    Sans Wade or Bosh, LeBron James and Mike Miller Lead Heat, Snap Losing Streak

    ​Dwayne Wade was forced to sit out thanks to a migraine, while Chris Bosh sat out his second-straight game with a bum left ankle. And so LeBron James was left to the mercy of having to rely on Mario Chalmers and Carlos Arroyo for support if the Miami Heat was going to snap their longest losing str ... More >>

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    January 19, 2011

    Miami Heat Fall to Atlanta in OT, Suffer Fourth-Straight Loss

    ​And Karmapocalypse 2011 continues.While LeBron James was all healed up from his ankle injury and back on the court, it was Chris Bosh who was forced to sit out with a bum ankle. So we all got a glimpse into a Miami Heat team sans Bosh. And the result was a 93-89 loss at home to the Atlanta Hawks ... More >>

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    January 17, 2011

    Bosh, Wade and James All Sit Out Practice With Injuries

    ​How exactly would the Miami Heat play without Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh or LeBron James? Like the reigning champs of a retirement community's summer league? Like an especially hairy WNBA team? Like the '07-'08 Heat, who went Wade-less much of the season and finished with the worst record in the NBA ... More >>

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    November 18, 2010

    Chris Bosh Reminds the Haters He Can, In Fact, Play Basketball

    ​Sorry haters, the Miami Heat very much is the three-headed monster you all feared. Following a viral video poking fun at his lake of success so far in Miami and some commentators wondering how long it will be until he's traded, Chris Bosh had an absolute monster of a game last night against the P ... More >>

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    November 17, 2010

    Chris Bosh Has an Unfortunate New Theme Song: "Like a Bosh"

    ​We know everyone hates Chris Bosh. People hate him so much that he's already inspired a brand new exciting turn of phrase in the English language: "Like a Bosh." The Basketball Jones defines the idiom as, "When someone or something desires the limelight only to wilt under the new-found pressure." ... More >>

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    November 17, 2010

    Four(01K) Loko: A New Times Guide to Gaming the Recession

    Can You Say, "Retirement Fund"?​These days, Miami is a steaming pile of ultra-high unemployment, corruption, and bullsh*t promises to "change the system" or "get rid of politics as usual."Yet, amid this chaotic crap heap there are opportunities for turning a serious profit. But you've got to act q ... More >>

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    November 9, 2010

    Everybody Hates Chris Bosh: Is It Time to Downgrade to the "Big Two?"

    ​OK, "hate" probably doesn't encapsulate the recent rash of ink being turned out about the third wheel of the Miami Heat troika. "Disappointed," maybe. "Underwhelmed," possibly. "Concerned," perhaps. Whatever the word, poor Chris Bosh isn't exactly settling in as expected in his new hot home, ... More >>

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    September 24, 2010

    A Look Inside Chris Bosh's New Miami Beach Mansion

    ​Chris Bosh is officially a resident of Miami-Dade County. The Miami Heat star has bought a brand new seven-bedroom mansion along Miami Beach's North Bay Road, according to The Herald. The modern looking pad, currently decked out in all-white, features a gourmet kitchen, gym, elevator, courtyard ... More >>

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    September 23, 2010
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    August 31, 2010

    Sports Site Begs Chris Bosh To Not Get Married, Plagiarizes From Riptide

    ​The stereotype goes that men are afraid of commitment and dread the idea of marriage. For one sports writer that stereotype holds so true that he's literally begging Chris Bosh to not get married after proposing to his girlfriend this weekend in an article titled "Chris Bosh Wedding: Why It Will ... More >>

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    August 30, 2010

    Chris Bosh Got Engaged to Adrienne Williams This Weekend

    via Baller Wives​The goal of Dwyane Wade, LeBron James, and Chris Bosh's unholy Heat trinity was, quite simply, rings. But they'll have to wait until the postseason for their first shot at a championship. Bosh's girlfriend, Adrienne Williams, didn't have to wait so long for her ring. The ... More >>

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    July 22, 2010
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    July 13, 2010

    Flo Rida, Poe Boy Music Group "We Already Won" Track Celebrates LeBron, D-Wade, Bosh

    via​LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, Chris Bosh. Triple word score. The Miami Heat are gonna have Biscayne Boulevard locked up bumper to bumper. The Metrorail, bus, and Metromover are gonna be packed like sardine cans, the parking lot bums are gonna get paid better than we do, and th ... More >>

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    July 7, 2010

    Chris Bosh Definitely, Positively Joining D-Wade in Miami, ESPN Says

    Two out of three, folks. Two out of three!​Heat fans: Put down the gin, back away from the train tracks, and climb down from the edge of the AA Arena roof (talking to you now, Burnie).Superstar Chris Bosh will join über-superstar Dwyane Wade on the hardwood for your Miami Heat next season. So say ... More >>

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    June 30, 2010

    Chris Bosh Being Traded to Miami for Beasley, Chalmers, and Anthony?

    ​Step 1 of the Miami Heat's master plan might be near completion if Miami Herald scribe/radio host Dan LeBatard's Twitter feed is to be believed. He reports that a mega sign-and-trade deal between the Toronto Raptors and Miami Heat is pretty much done in principle.The Heat would get Chris Bosh, on ... More >>

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