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    July 24, 2014

    Chris Bosh Put His L.A. Mansion on the Market for $14.5 Million (Photos)

    When Chris Bosh said he and his family are totally happy living in Miami, apparently he really meant it. Bosh's back-up pad, a home he bought in LA's Pacific Palisades back in 2012 for $9.45 million, is back on the market for a hefty $14.5 million. Bosh, who has one of the biggest real estate port ... More >>

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    July 11, 2014

    Chris Bosh Is Re-Signing With the Heat; Wade Reportedly Working On New Deal

    When LeBron dropped his back-to-Cleveland bombshell this afternoon, Miami Heat fans weren't just confronted with losing the greatest player in the game. Suddenly it seemed all too possible that MIA could go to from the Finals to the cellar overnight, with Chris Bosh fielding a monster offer from Hou ... More >>

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    July 7, 2014

    Report: Chris Bosh Considering Houston's Offer... If LeBron Leaves

    Out of the Big Three, Chris Bosh had been the most vocal throughout the season that he'd hope to stay in Miami with LeBron James and Dwyane Wade. In contrast, James has maintained an indecipherable silence, causing the press to chase every crazy theory. Apparently, even Bosh himself has no idea what ... More >>

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    March 14, 2014

    Chris Bosh Owns Two of the Top Three Most Expensive Homes in the NBA

    Chris Bosh may not be the league's most valuable player, but he does own the NBA's most valuable real estate portfolio. Not only is Bosh's North Bay Road home on Miami Beach the most expensive home owned by a current player, but he also owns a home in California that is the third most expensive. L ... More >>

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    February 10, 2014

    Chris Bosh Providing Voice of Mythical Guardian in Hulk Cartoon

    Chris Bosh's life imitates art... sort of. Last year, the Borscht Film Festival made sports blog headlines by producing an unauthorized animated short film that portrayed Chris Bosh as an intergalactic space prince. Well, now real-life Bosh himself is actually providing the voice for an animated i ... More >>

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    January 27, 2014

    LeBron CGI Enhanced vs. Spurs; Next Up: Durant and Thunder

    In their first meeting since last years epic NBA Finals, the Miami Heat blew the doors off the San Antono Spurs 113-101. In contrast to last years seven-game craziness, this one had very little drama, as the Heat pushed their lead to nearly 30 -- with the starters sitting on the bench most of the fo ... More >>

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    December 2, 2013

    Heat-Bobcats: Bosh Scores 13 Straight in Fourth to Spark Rally, Heat Wins Tenth Straight, 99-98

    The Miami Heat held a team meeting prior to Sunday's sleepy late-afternoon tip with the Charlotte Bobcatzzz, collecting all they gave a crap about into one tiny basket. It was the kind of basket you might buy strawberries in. Spoelstra went down the line, and one by one the players pulled out their ... More >>

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    November 6, 2013

    LeBron Scores Season High 35, Heat Beat Raptors 104-95

    Minus new Papa Chris Bosh, the Miami Heat beat the Toronto Raptors 104-95 in Toronto Wednesday night. LeBron James led the Heat with a season high 35 points, eight rebounds, and eight assists, while Dwyane Wade looked the best he has all season, notching 20 points, six rebounds, and five assists in ... More >>

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    October 4, 2013

    Watch: Chris Bosh Made a Cameo on Parks & Rec Last Night

    Chris Bosh has continued his impressive streak of making cameos during primetime TV. He's already appeared Jessie, Go On, Law & Order: SVU, and Entourage. Last night, without any warning, Bosh popped up in the middle of Parks & Recreation. See also: Aubrey Plaza Has a Chris Bosh Obsession

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    September 26, 2013

    Chris Bosh on Future of Heat's Big Three: "Everything Depends on This Season"

    The Miami Heat season not only comes with the drama of trying to threepeat but also with the added tension of the fate of the team's big three during the following offseason. Chris Bosh, Dwyane Wade and LeBron James all have the option to become free agents this summer, and Chris Bosh is pretty clea ... More >>

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    September 25, 2013

    Miami Heat Twitter Breakdown: LeBron Reigns, Haslem's Boring, Battier Only Follows 9 People

    The NBA season is still a month away but already Miami is bubbling with news about our back-to-back champion ballers. Michael Beasley has returned, hopefully minus the marijuana habit. Draft pick James Ennis is already king of the koalas. And you may soon be able to buy a jersey with "Jesus Shuttles ... More >>

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    August 12, 2013

    Here's an Animated Chris Bosh Reimagined as an Actual Velociraptor For Some Reason

    LeBron might be the MVP, but Chris Bosh continue to be the NBA's reigning MemeVP. The Heat third wheel has always been teased for resembling something like a velociraptor ever since his Toronto Raptor days, but has anyone ever bothered to animate him playing basketball as an actual raptor-human hybr ... More >>

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    June 21, 2013

    Chris Bosh Got Into a Fight with a Piece of Confetti Last Night

    Chris Bosh: intergalactic space prince, man of a million video bombs, certified velociraptor-ostrich hybrid, Aubrey Plaza's own personal Jesus, two-time NBA champion, and just a dude who has a hard time with confetti.

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    June 19, 2013

    Heat Wins in OT, Forces Game 7

    Yup. LeBron James and Ray Allen got it done. Now it's on to Thursday. Chris Bosh also looked pretty damn awesome. Rebounds, blocks. Heat hasn't won two consecutive games in a dog's age. About time. Go Heat!

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    June 14, 2013

    Chris Bosh Fined $5,000 for Flopping Last Night

    Chris Bosh woke up last night and helped the Heat to a monster victory over the San Antonio Spurs, but it appears his flopping game is still a little rusty. NBA officials announced Bosh would be fined $5,000 for flopping during a play late in the first half.

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    June 13, 2013

    Chris Bosh Maybe Selling His Miami Beach Mansion

    Depending on which Bosh you ask, the Bosh family home may or may not be for sale. Chris Bosh told The Sun-Sentinel that he was planning to put his North Bay Road mansion on sale. His wife, Adrienne Bosh, took to Twitter last night to say that it wasn't listed.

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    April 4, 2013

    Here's Chris Bosh's Insane Elephant Birthday Cake

    Sure, Chris Bosh had a live-tweeting camel at his birthday party last night, but the real highlight was the cake.We've seen crazy cakes at parties for LeBron James and Dwyane Wade, but leave it to Bosh to commission a tiny pastry version of himself riding a cake elephant.

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    April 4, 2013

    $340K Worth of Jewelry Stolen From Chris Bosh's Home During His Birthday Party

    While Chris Bosh was partying up last night with camels and elephant cakes to celebrate his 29th birthday, thieves were helping themselves to some ill-gotten gifts of their own at his Miami Beach house.Bosh returned home last night to find that watches, jewelry, and purses with a combined worth of $ ... More >>

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    April 2, 2013

    Chris Bosh, Wife, LeBron, D-Wade Celebrating South Beach B-Day; Lil Wayne Not Invited

    It's the Boshman's b-day. Actually, the six-foot, 11-inch NBA superstar (born March 24, 1984) turned 29 last week. "Had a Mariachi Band for my Birthday," the self-professed "coolest dude alive" tweeted. But he's a pro baller. And their b-day bashes last a minimum of 11 days. So this Wednesday ... More >>

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    March 28, 2013

    Chris Bosh's Birthday Will Feature a Live-Tweeting Camel

    Chris Bosh has an NBA Championship, two kids, a beautiful wife, and pretty much more than most men could ever ask for. So what else could he possibly want? A live-Tweeting camel to appear at his birthday.

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    February 26, 2013

    Chris Bosh Attempts to Make Computer Coding Cool With Will.I.Am and Mark Zuckerberg

    Four years after the worst of the recession, finding a job is still a living hell, but your chances tend to be a lot better when you know how to do computer coding. So, in an effort to make sure more than 1,000,000 American jobs don't go unfilled because no one has the skills to do them, a team of s ... More >>

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    February 20, 2013

    Rapper Cam'ron Says "My Man Had Bosh Wifey" Too, Proves He's Classless as Lil Wayne

    Whether or not Lil Wayne is actually persona non grata at the American Airlines Arena remains a mystery. What is certain, however, is that Weezy's a classless, kiss-and-tellin' fool who has fallen so far off the cultural relevancy radar that only a childish rant about a professional basketball tea ... More >>

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    January 17, 2013
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    December 13, 2012
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    December 13, 2012
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    September 10, 2012

    Miami Heat Might Just Fatten Up Chris Bosh and Make Him Play Center

    Sometimes when you're desperately searching for something, you step back and realize that the answer was right there in front of you the whole time. Like remembering your missing glasses are actually on your face, or realizing you're in love with your best friend, or, you know, the Miami Heat decidi ... More >>

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    August 21, 2012

    Four Restaurants That Dish for a Cause

    Restaurants have always been part of a community's charitable scene, usually by either hosting fundraisers or donating gift certificates to be used in charity auctions. But we've been seeing a new wave of philanthropy in restaurants that we hope to see much more of. Restaurants have been increasingl ... More >>

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    August 9, 2012

    Miami Heat's Chris Bosh Scoops Out Free Ice Cream at The Frieze Birthday Bash

    The Frieze: Best Ice Cream Parlor 2012The Frieze Ice Cream Factory is celebrating their 25th birthday on August 26 in Miami Beach with a Bosh bash that's guaranteed to be white hot and totally cool at the same time.This small neighborhood establishment must be planning for a busy day, so they've hir ... More >>

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    June 29, 2012

    Chris Bosh Out of the Olympics, Too

    In a perfect world, the Team USA Olympics basketball squad would have just been some super version of the Miami Heat. In reality, this year LeBron James will be the only Heat member to travel to London. A day after Dwyane Wade announced he'd forgo the games to get surgery, Chris Bosh's agent tells t ... More >>

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    June 18, 2012

    Miami Heat Win Ugly, Take 2-1 Series Lead

    The Miami Heat shot 37 percent from the field last night. They turned the ball over nine times in the fourth quarter. Kevin Durant and Russell Westbrook both shot over 50 percent. Dwyane Wade's performance was once again pure ass. Chris Bosh finished 3-for-12 from the field. LeBron James failed to ... More >>

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    June 10, 2012

    Heat Are Eastern Conference Champions, Will Face Oklahoma City in NBA Finals

    After blowing up the Boston Celtics Big Three Era (for the second straight season) in last night's 101-88 Game 7 triumph, the Miami Heat are headed to their second-straight NBA Finals. The Big Three known as LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, and Chris Bosh scored Miami's final 31 points, including all ... More >>

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    June 4, 2012

    Chris Bosh Coming Back For Game 5

    Chris Bosh is coming back for Game 5 of the Heat-Celtics series, according to ESPN. We haven't been this excited about anything Bosh-related since he first signed with the Heat, because good basketball lord the Heat seriously need something to get them over the hump and finish off this series agains ... More >>

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    May 14, 2012

    LeBron, D-Wade Rally Heat Over Pacers After Bosh Leaves With An Injury

    A lot happened before the Miami Heat and Indiana Pacers even got their Eastern Conference semifinals going. For one thing, Pacers head coach Frank Vogel put on a fancy hat and proclaimed himself captain of the SS Douchetanic, and started inexplicably bitching about how the Heat are a bunch of floppe ... More >>

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    May 14, 2012

    Chris Bosh Out Indefinitely With Abdominal Strain

    Heat forward Chris Bosh went down with an abdominal injury during yesterday's Eastern Conference Semi-finals Game 1 against the Indiana Pacers.And today, the Heat have announced that an MRI reveals Bosh has a strained abdominal muscle and is "out indefinitely."

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    May 4, 2012

    LeBron Scores 17 in the Fourth, Chris Bosh Is a New Dad, Heat Takes 3-0 Lead Over Knicks

    In the annals of human history, people discuss three seminal events: the discovery of fire, the invention of the submarine, and LeBron James always punching the entire city of New York in the asshole. It seemed as if Madison Square Garden would be James's undoing last night. His first three quarters ... More >>

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    April 16, 2012

    Heat Sweep the Knicks, Win Southeast Division

    The Miami Heat went into Madison Square Garden yesterday for the first and only time this regular season, and proceeded to mash the spleens of the New York Knickerbockers to the tune of 93-85, snapping New York's nine-game home-winning streak, sweeping the season series against the Knicks and taking ... More >>

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    April 13, 2012

    Heat Get Nothing From Bench, Lose to Bulls in OT

    Holy shit bananas, that was rough.The Miami Heat dropped a gut-wrenching loss to the Chicago Bulls 96-86 in overtime last night.And while the game is meaningless in terms of overall playoff importance, it still feels like Heat fans got their collective cocks slammed in a Metrobus door. WILL SOMEONE ... More >>

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    April 2, 2012

    Heat Turns In Worst Offensive Performance of Year, Loses to Celtics

    ​The Miami Heat has been unstoppable at home since the All-Star break. On the road, however, the team has been a big, heaping pile of ass. And that was certainly the case yesterday during their 91-72 gag reflex of a loss to the Boston Celtics.Rajon Rondo recorded a triple-double against Miami's de ... More >>

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    March 29, 2012

    Miami Heat's LeBron, D. Wade, and Bosh Start a Jazz Band! Ten Genres They Should Play Next

    No joke ... Miami Heat superstars LeBron James, Dwyane Wade, and Chris Bosh got together to play a little jazz in honor of Bosh's 28th birthday. According to TMZ, it all went down at the Adrienne Arsht Center at a high-profile party that included Heat don Pat Riley and producer Timbaland. Unannounc ... More >>

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    March 7, 2012

    Chris Bosh Returns to the Heat, Proceeds to Destroy the Nets

    ​Sure, it was the Nets. And sure, they're amongst the worst defenses in the NBA. But holy shitsnacks, it was awesome seeing Chris Bosh back in the Heat fold, dropping his silky smooth jumpers in honor of his dearly departed GloJean and turning Kris Humphries into a human-sized lump of coal in the ... More >>

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    February 28, 2012

    Nicki Minaj Disses Chris Bosh Hard in New Song

    ​I guess Queens-native Nicki Minaj is a New York Knicks fan, because rap's fiercest rapstress take aim at Chris Bosh in the latest track leaked from her new album Roman Reloaded.Poor Chris Bosh. Dude can't catch a break.

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    February 14, 2012

    Chris Bosh Tells Fox TV How It Felt To Beat the Bucks: "It Was Good Sh#t!"

    Chris Bosh Interview Bomb. Good Shit.For a time there, it seemed as if the Miami Heat would never find a way to beat the Milwaukee Bucks as long as we all lived. But last night, the Heat finally won against that pain in the ass team, taking them out with extreme prejudice 114-96, and avoiding the se ... More >>

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    December 22, 2011
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    December 12, 2011

    Get Free Tickets to the Premiere of Miami Heat's Into the Fire Documentary

    ​The Heat may not have a celebration quite like last year's infamous pre-season pep rally planned to kick off the season -- but maybe that's because they want you to relive that welcoming party all over again. The Heat are about to unleash a documentary film, Into the Fire, and lucky fans will get ... More >>

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    November 23, 2011

    Chris Bosh and Wife Expecting a Baby Bosh

    ​Well, we know how Chris Bosh has been spending his lock-out time: making babies.The Miami Heat star and his wife of about six months, Adrienne Williams, are expecting their first child together.

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    September 30, 2011

    Watch Chris Bosh Make His Acting Debut on Law & Order: Special Victims Unit

    ​It wasn't Michael Jordan in Space Jam (few things, unfortunately, are) but Chris Bosh made his network acting debut Wednesday night on an episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit. Bosh was joined by Carmelo Anthony, and the two played former players of a legendary high school coach (playe ... More >>

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    August 9, 2011

    Chris Bosh's Insane Back Tattoo

    ​The NBA lockout gives players a chance to pursue some of their passions. LeBron James is brushing up on his NFL commentator skills. Dwyane Wade is designing watches. Chris Bosh is busy flying tattoo artists to far-away islands to add to the ever-growing montage of nightmarish images he calls a ba ... More >>

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    July 18, 2011

    Chris Bosh Got Hitched at the Fontainebleau This Weekend

    via Global Grind​Despite the fact that he may have gotten legally married to Adrienne Williams shortly before the playoffs, Chris Bosh made it official this weekend with a lavish ceremony at the Fontainebleau on Miami Beach. (Yes, the same place where the Mavs celebrated their finals win.) Unlike ... More >>

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    June 29, 2011

    Chris Bosh's Bachelor Party Had Guns and Magic, But No James and Wade

    ​Despite the fact he may have already gotten legally married, Chris Bosh is officially walking down the aisle with Adrienne Williams next month. Like any respectable sports star, Bosh had to have one hell of a bachelor party. A four-day trip to Las Vegas that Bosh dubbed "The Hangover 3" included ... More >>

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    June 12, 2011

    Chris Bosh Cries For All Of Miami

    ​So Chris Bosh going all Sean-Penn-in-Mystic-River moments after tonight's loss? Yeah, prepare to see that 8,000 times this summer. We're not going in to work tomorrow.

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