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  • Blogs

    May 23, 2012

    Dexter Pittman Briefly Succeeds in Making People Aware Dexter Pittman Exists With Three Game Suspension

    Who knows what goes through a basketball player's mind when he spends the vast majority of the time sitting on the bench during such a heated and important playoff series. Perhaps the Miami Heat's Dexter Pittman thought to himself, "Man, the whole world is watching this series, and ain't no one gonn ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 26, 2012

    Metta World Peace Got Screwed By David Stern

    Uncle Luke, the man whose booty-shaking madness once made the U.S. Supreme Court stand up for free speech, gets as nasty as he wants to be for Miami New Times. Today, Luke stands up for Metta World Peace.I have a message for NBA overlord David Stern: Free Metta World Peace. The seven game suspension ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 13, 2012

    Heat Get Nothing From Bench, Lose to Bulls in OT

    Holy shit bananas, that was rough.The Miami Heat dropped a gut-wrenching loss to the Chicago Bulls 96-86 in overtime last night.And while the game is meaningless in terms of overall playoff importance, it still feels like Heat fans got their collective cocks slammed in a Metrobus door. WILL SOMEONE ... More >>

  • Calendar

    April 12, 2012

    Jordan’s Folly

    Holy shit bananas, that was rough.The Miami Heat dropped a gut-wrenching loss to the Chicago Bulls 96-86 in overtime last night.And while the game is meaningless in terms of overall playoff importance, it still feels like Heat fans got their collective cocks slammed in a Metrobus door. WILL SOMEONE ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 29, 2011

    Michael Jordan Gets Engaged to His Miami Model Girlfriend

    ​Michael Jordan's Charlotte Bobcats may have lost to the Miami Heat last night, but MJ has officially won something else that's hot and from Miami: the hand of Yvette Prieto. According to Charlotte news station WCNC, Jordan asked Prieto to marry him on Christmas Eve. Obviously, she said yes.

  • Blogs

    May 11, 2011

    Dwyane Wade to Host $12,500 Fantasy Basketball Camp at Fontainebleau

    ​Want to play basketball against Dwyane Wade? Well, an average guy has a pretty good shot at getting on the roster of the Minnesota Timberwolves at this point, but if you don't want to commit to a full NBA season, you can shell out $12,500 to sign up for Dwyane Wade's fantasy basketball camp to be ... More >>

  • Calendar

    October 7, 2010

    The New Jordan Rule: Shut it Up!

    ​Want to play basketball against Dwyane Wade? Well, an average guy has a pretty good shot at getting on the roster of the Minnesota Timberwolves at this point, but if you don't want to commit to a full NBA season, you can shell out $12,500 to sign up for Dwyane Wade's fantasy basketball camp to be ... More >>

  • Blogs

    April 26, 2010

    Basketball Wives: Ochocinco Throws the Worst Parties Ever

    ​There are a slew of talented NFL players from Miami we usually don't care too much about on Riptide unless they happen to play for the Canes or the Dolphins. Chad Ochocinco is the big exception. He is, after all, the most interesting football player in the world. He's practically a hero to us. Bu ... More >>

  • News

    February 25, 2010

    Fire Heat coach Erik Spoelstra

    ​There are a slew of talented NFL players from Miami we usually don't care too much about on Riptide unless they happen to play for the Canes or the Dolphins. Chad Ochocinco is the big exception. He is, after all, the most interesting football player in the world. He's practically a hero to us. Bu ... More >>

  • Blogs

    February 22, 2010

    Luke's Gospel: Fire Erik Spoelstra

    Image via Miami Heat/NBAEMiami Heat head coach Erik Spoelstra.​Luther Campbell, AKA Uncle Luke, has never been shy about sharing his opinion. The former frontman for Miami's wonderfully raunchy rap act, 2 Live Crew, made history in 1992 when the U.S. Supreme Court confirmed his right to be as horn ... More >>

  • Blogs

    January 21, 2010

    News Roundup: Accused Cat Killer Wants to Go to College

    Remember Tyler Weinman the accused cat killer? He's still under house arrest, but he wants the judge to make an exception so he can start classes at Miami-Dade college. [CBS4]Federal wildlife officials want to ban the import of Burmese python and other large exotic snakes that have a habbit of findi ... More >>

  • Blogs

    December 8, 2009

    Heat Ladies Set to Embarrass Selves on VH1's Basektball Wives

    via PSDReal Housewives of the NBA, probably couldn't be used for legal reasons, but reality TV's love affair with ladies who lunch (and then throw it at each other) continues with VH1's upcoming Basketball Wives.While it may not satiate our need for a Miami version of Bravo's weave snatchin', table ... More >>

  • Calendar

    February 5, 2009

    The Inexorable One

    We mean D-Wade, duh

  • Calendar

    December 4, 2008

    Jordan Bobcats

    Miami welcomes MJ’s team for a little payback.

  • Blogs

    November 29, 2007

    Old People, Brooke Hogan Beat Governor

    Miami welcomes MJ’s team for a little payback.

  • Calendar

    November 22, 2007

    Riled

    Heat coach wants to suit up? What if...?

  • Calendar

    February 1, 2007

    Gotta Have Faith

    Sometimes Love Just Ain’t Enough

  • Home Entertainment

    December 21, 2006

    Posterizing EA

    NBA 2K7 towers over the competition

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