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Miami's Tierra Nueva Introduces Coffee Thins, a Candy To Wake You Up

Did you know that there's a chocolate factory right here in Miami that specializes in private label productions and premium label sweets? We've got our own version of Willy Wonka, and it's called Tierra Nueva. The local chocolate-makers launched here two years ago, but just recently they've introdu ... More >>

Cap'n Crunch to Host Late-Night Internet Talk Show

Just in case you thought the late-night talk-show circuit was getting too crowded, make room for one more celeb in the mix -- and be sure to add some ice-cold milk. Beginning May 7, celebrity cereal mascot Cap'n Crunch will host his very own late-night YouTube talk show every other Tuesday night at ... More >>

Unique Eats: Cooking Channel Films at My Ceviche, Yardbird, Pubbelly

Unique Eats, which showcases America's most exciting restaurants from high-end dining rooms to casual neighborhood treasures, and sometimes even visits eateries with no permanent address, wrapped up filming in the Magic City this past week.The 30-minute show packages segments of unique dishes chosen ... More >>

John Cena, Lance Armstrong, Michael Vick, Tiger Woods: Stars Replace Mascots on Cereal Boxes

Is caveman Fred Flintstone following T-Rex and Twinkies into extinction? If you took a trip to your local supermarket cereal aisle, you might get that idea because instead of the usual beefy neanderthal on boxes of Post Fruity and Cocoa Pebbles, you might just see WWE star John Cena. As part of a pr ... More >>

Giorgio Rapicavoli Talks About the New Permanent Eating House

Finally former pop-up restaurant Eating House has opened its doors permanently with a a fresh new look, soon-to-come lunch service. When Eating House closed in late September nobody anticipated a permanent return, not even owner and head chef Giorgio Rapicavoli. With a month to go to his 27 birthd ... More >>

Politics of Miami Plates: Cap'n Crunch Pancakes Are Gay Friendly

These days, a chicken sandwich is seen as the meal of champions for right wing conservatives and a bowl of cereal can mean you want to lead the next pride parade. This got us thinking...what other political statements are our foods making? Now granted, no one will ever know how a sandwich feels abou ... More >>

Five Best Chocolate Cereals: Cocoa Puffs to Cocoa Krispies

Jean-Paul Sartre once famously said there are just two types of people in this world: those who like Cocoa Puffs, and those who prefer Cocoa Krispies. Or maybe it was Seinfeld who said it. Either way, the world keeps evolving, and, lo and behold, there are now other cocoa-flavored breakfast cereals ... More >>

86. Nitro Ice Cream at Haven Gastro-Lounge

It's that time of year again when we count down to New Times' Best of Miami 2012 issue in June. Until then, Short Order will serve up 100 of our favorite dishes in the 305. If you have any nominations of your own, please send them to cafe@miaminewtimes.com.billwisserphoto.com86. Nitro Ice Cream a ... More >>

Top Ten Reasons Coachella Music Festival Totally Sucks

That way to Suckville!​Festivals are sort of the Costco of live music. Take, for example, the upcoming 2012 edition of Coachella. If you purchased individual concert tickets for every artist on the lineup, the cost would far exceed the festival's more-or-less $400 fee. But when you visit Costco t ... More >>

Jack White Finally Admits He's a Juggalo; Releases ICP's "Lick Me in the Arse"

Jack White clowning 'round with ICP's Violent J and Shaggy 2 Dope.​Sure, we here at Crossfade were fully aware that White Stripes, Raconteurs, and Dead Weather mastermind Jack White (born John Anthony Gillis) was a proud son of the Motor City. But we never expected that he'd come crawling out of ... More >>

Haven: A gastro-lounge for hipsters

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Best of Miami Teaser: Best Food Truck; Trucks at BTTR, Tropical Park Tonight

Purple People Eatery is one of our picks for best food truck runner up.On Thursday, Miami New Times Best of Miami edition "The Rising" will be released upon the world. There can only be one winner per category, but there are so many yummy food trucks out there, we decided to share some of our ... More >>

Anthony Bourdain Shares 10-Second Recipes for Drunks on Jimmy Fallon

​Anthony Bourdain is better known for being a snarky wise ass who drinks like Hemingway on a bender than for being a great chef - which is perfectly fine by him and a major reason why we love him so much. Tony (as his friends in rehab like to call him) recently went on Late Night with Jimmy Fa ... More >>

Troy Thomas of the Rolling Stove Chef Talks Working With His Mom

Troy and mom Pam on the truck.​Food truck meet-ups in Miami leave you with a staggering number of choices. Each one is colored in bright hues and has a catchy name or cute mascot. Walk through the line of trucks and you'll likely pass a standout wrapped in flames, invoking a meal that's flav ... More >>

From Oreos to Zagnuts: Ten Foods Vegans Eat to Scrape By

Oprah and 378 staffers recently took a one-week vegan challenge.​Or, "How to Succeed at Veganism Without Really Trying."Vegans are humans too. Like most Americans, we have only so much time to dedicate to food preparation. So it is an error when outsiders ponder the vegan lifestyle and automatical ... More >>

Cowboy Down: Rob Krentz's family talks about the life and death of the murdered Arizona rancher

Top 10 Weed Munchies for 420

Today is 420, the international stoner holiday, and we're in a legal-weed America (well, legal in some states for certain reasons). So, for all of you medical patients responsibly smoking marijuana for your bad back, cancer, glaucoma, hypertension, headache, stress, muscle pain, stomachache, comedy, ... More >>

Top 10 Cereal Mascots We'd Like to Screw for Valentine's Day

Sure red meat makes you horny. And Spanish fly is the greatest of all aphrodisiacs. But what red-blooded American wouldn't want a cereal mascot to keep his or her hunger satisfied on Valentine's Day, too? As to what each one could provide in the lovin' department, well...​1. Tony Tiger's a manly m ... More >>

They’re Hashers – Not Terrorists!

Bad to the Bone

This plains posse shoots straight from the hip

Jazzy Jeff

Five's a Crowd

Miami Mayor Joe Carollo wants to remain in public life, but there's one problem: His private life

My Dinner at Andre

Commerical Artists

In rock music, the separation of art and commerce is almost sacred. So meet the new apostates -- the Advertisements.