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    August 13, 2014

    Five Awful Moments From the Miami Dolphins' Past Decade

    It's official: Miami Dolphins football is back. Well, the real thing is still a few weeks off, but the Dolphins fumbled away a game-winning drive twice in a matter of 30 seconds in their preseason loss to the Falcons last Friday, so you can tell the real thing is just around the corner. For everyo ... More >>

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    January 14, 2013

    Cam Cameron May Replace Tony Sparano as Jets' OC, Because The Jets Have a Sick Dolphins Obsession Apparently

    Much like Finkle and Einhorn, it seems like the Dolphins are the Jets. The Jets are the Dolphins. Seriously, for two sworn enemies, the teams have an odd habit of hiring the other's left overs.Now that former Dolphins head coach Tony Sparano was fired after only a year in to his follow-up job at the ... More >>

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    April 6, 2012

    Ten Potential FIU Coaches Worst Than Isiah Thomas

    The Isiah Thomas era is official over at FIU, and, well, the program still exists! So there's something! Thomas's stunt hiring didn't irretrievably break the program. There's still hope. Maybe FIU can hire some respected assistant program from a larger program to help take the program to a new level ... More >>

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    August 8, 2011

    Is It Too Late to Smoke Ricky Williams Out Before He Leaves for the Baltimore Ravens?

    ​This past June, Ricky Williams said he wanted to finish his career by winning a Super Bowl with the Dolphins. Yet the team's moves this off-season showed it had little interest in keeping Williams (or winning a Super Bowl, judging by the handling of the QB situation), and the onetime Pro Bowl MVP ... More >>

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    December 27, 2010

    If Tony Sparano Gets Axed, Should the Dolphins Go After a Superstar Coach? History Says No

    ​It's not official yet, but another Florida football team may soon be on the hunt for a new head coach. Following the Fin's friggin' seventh home loss of the season, speculation is brimming that Tony Sparano may soon be sleeping with the fishes, professionally anyway. Which means rampant replaceme ... More >>

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    December 9, 2010
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    October 19, 2010

    Bill Parcells Has Left The Building

    ​ESPN is reporting that Miami Dolphins football czar Bill Parcells has packed his bags and moved out of the Dolphins offices. The Dolphins, of course, knew that Parcells was on his way out. But it seems that no one anticipated it to be this soon. Because why would they? Reports out of Dolphins cam ... More >>

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    May 4, 2010

    Hurricanes Interested in Playing Crimson Tide in 2012 Opener

    Battle of the mascots that have nothing to do with the team name?​Whatever the Miami Hurricanes road map is to get back to championship contention, it certainly doesn't go through super-easy out-of-conference games (unlike, say, those Gators). The Miami Herald reports that the Canes are in di ... More >>

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    December 29, 2009

    Top Ten of the Decade: Miami Sports Moments

    Riptide 2.0's regular sports commentator and FinsNation blogger Chris Joseph looks back at the top ten Miami sports moments of the decade. Low points like the Miami Dolphins crappy performance and the after-thought known as the Florida Panthers didn't make the cut. Sorry. ​10. Canes BaseballCoach ... More >>

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    December 17, 2009
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    October 24, 2009

    Miami Dolphins Preview: What Might Have Been

    ​For all the varied assortment of gargantuan shit stains Nick Saban left on the Dolphins' proverbial bed, no shit stain was as big a shit stain as the shit stain he left in the form of not signing Drew Brees when the Chargers made him available. Instead, Saban went with Daunte Culpepper. The rest ... More >>

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    October 20, 2009

    Could the End of the Ted Ginn Era Be Upon Us?

    Here at Riptide, we haven't exactly moderated our feelings for the Dolphins' resident maestro of the skillet-hands and master of the 1.5-yards-after-catch Ted Ginn Jr.via Swantho's flickrSay it ain't so, Teddy!​Indeed, we once threatened to "build a time machine" to travel back to the '07 draft ju ... More >>

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    February 6, 2009

    The Week That Was: Can They Hurry Up and Stimulate Us Already?

    Here is your weekly wrap up of things that bravely dared to appear on Riptide this week. There was a Super Bowl this past weekend. Your Miami Dolphins team was not present, but perhaps they could have been if Wayne Huzienga hired Steelers coach Mike Tomlin instead of that Cam Cameron fellow. Though, ... More >>

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    February 2, 2009

    Super Bowl XLIII Makes Us Only a Little More Bitter About Cam Cameron

    The thought in the back of my mind last night while watching the game was "Hmmm, how do I recap this for Riptide tomorrow with some sort of Miami Dolphins peg." Something of a challenge, considering the Dolphins weren't playing, if you weren't aware.When the Cardinals went scoreless for the first qu ... More >>

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    December 29, 2008

    Fun With Analogies: Tony Sparano and Barack Obama

    The years coinciding with George W. Bush's Presidency were sort of like a 1-15 season for America. We got our asses handed to us repeatedly by teams like the Wall Street Crashers, the Saudi Oilers, the Heartland Morality Police, the Gulf Coast Hurricanes, the Main Street Mortgage Meltdowns, the Detr ... More >>

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    November 17, 2008

    Dolphins Manage to Beat Back Old Crappy Self, Win Fourth Straight

    Holy crap. That was close. For a while there, it seemed as if we were witnessing the return of the Shitphins. With just 4:30 remaining in a game that the Dolphins had been leading in all day, Oakland’s John Lee Higgins ran a Miami punt back 93-yards to pay dirt, giving the Raiders their first le ... More >>

  • Blogs

    October 17, 2008

    Weekend Football: Make a Statement

    Last weekend proved a harsh bit or reality to Dolphin's fans. We lost to a friggin' winless team! It wasn't quite the upset that our win against the Pats were, but damn it must not do much for morale, one point difference or not. Things were brighter on the college level. The Canes picked up an expe ... More >>

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    October 16, 2008

    Wildcat Dolphins

    New-look Miami Dolphins take on the Ravens.

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    October 13, 2008

    A Cold Wet Dose of Reality to Our Collective Groins Courtesy of the Houston Texans

    The Miami Dolphins dropped to 2-3 after a frustrating 29-28 loss to the Texans yesterday. When the Fins defense caught two early interceptions and Patrick Cobbs scored a 53-yard and an 80-yard touchdown, and it seemed like Joey Porter was going to turn Texans left tackle Duane Brown into his own ... More >>

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    October 6, 2008

    New-Look Dolphins Refuse To Stop Kicking Ass

    For a second there, we all had the flashbacks. After Dan Carpenter missed that sure-fire 42 yard field goal, and then San Diego immediately marched down the field scored a TD a few minutes later, you thought "Well fuck me in the pants, here we go again." You also thought it when Devone Bess fumbled ... More >>

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    January 22, 2008

    Parcells Wants Trent Green

    Here's a feather in your cap: the new Dolphins front-office wants Trent Green back for 2008. I may not have any NFL front-office experience, but I’m guessing it might not be the best idea to bring back the guy with cat shit for brains that sucked before he got hurt. I think Bill Parcells is fuck ... More >>

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    January 16, 2008

    Tony Sparano Is The New Fins Head Coach

    BREAKING NEWS: In what is the least shocking news to ever break in franchise history, Tony Sparano has been named head coach of your Miami Dolphins. Update 2: The Dolphins website has made it official (evidently, they too have a shortage of Sparano pics). Update: Mortensen is reporting it too. A ... More >>

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    January 14, 2008

    Anyone But This Guy

    Here’s a rumor that made the rounds over the weekend and simply refuses to die: "People close to former Vikings coach Mike Tice insist he will be named the Dolphins' head coach next week..." I’m all about trusting Bill Parcells with this team and letting him do his thing. But Mike Tice? Reall ... More >>

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    January 7, 2008
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    January 4, 2008

    Weekly News Wrap - Iowa Caucus, Kenya, E. Coli and more

    1. Obama and Huckabee win Iowa Caucus – The results have pushed Obama to the front runner for the Democratic Party and demonstrated Huckabee’s appeal to conservative Christians, who launched him to the foreground in the race. 2. Miners come to the Everglades – Several mining companies have ... More >>

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    January 3, 2008

    Breaking News - The Tuna Fires Cam Cameron

    The Cam Cameron era is over. He and his talking penis have been fired. Bobby Knight and his friendship with Bill Parcells clearly wasn't enough to save Cam's ass from the inevitable. It's 1-15 and done. It's kinda sad, really. Like when a goldfish dies. You knew it was coming. And you sort of could ... More >>

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    December 31, 2007
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    December 20, 2007

    Tuna Anyone?

    When your franchise is drowning, don't throw them a life-preserver. Throw 'em some man-boobs! Greg Camarillo saves our souls from ruin and suddenly the flood-gates of dewy goodness have opened up for us in abundance. The interwebs have been going apeshit all day Wednesday. The reports were ongoing ... More >>

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    December 13, 2007
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    December 12, 2007

    Cleo Lemon Won't Go Away

    Evidence suggests that Cam Cameron’s mission in life is to completely and utterly fuck up John Beck’s career beyond all recognition before it even gets started. Instead of starting Beck at home against Buffalo after the bye week, he decided to give him the reigns on the road, in the shittiest of ... More >>

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    December 11, 2007

    Fins Need a Win, The Rest is Meaningless

    Everybody wants Cam Cameron fired. But who do we replace him with? Bill Cowher? Bill Parcells? SI’s Peter King warns us of the Siren Song of the Big Name Coach, which we as a franchise have fallen for time and time again. I didn’t think Peter King was capable of anything other than verbally suck ... More >>

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    December 10, 2007
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    December 10, 2007

    Dolphins Inflict Cruel and Unusual Punishment

    What am I doing with my Sundays? I oughta be out in a convertible, bird-doggin' chicks and bangin' beaver on Sundays. Instead, I’m watching the shitty Dolphins? I must be a fucking loon. This shit just ain’t funny anymore. It’s become downright grim. We’re now one loss away. One loss away fr ... More >>

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    December 6, 2007
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    December 3, 2007
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    November 29, 2007

    Unleash the Power of the Mormon

    Both the Palm Beach Post and the Miami Herald are calling for Cam Cameron to cut John Beck's cord and let him fucking sling the rock already. I added the fucking for emphasis. Says Greg Stoda: "Let [Beck] heave more than one deep toss to Ted Ginn Jr ... Have him throw on first down more often than ... More >>

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    November 14, 2007

    Either Cam Cameron Is Retarded, or John Beck Sucks

    Today's the day. The day Cam Cameron is supposed to come out and announce that John Beck will be getting the start against Philly this weekend. We all see it coming right? I mean, after all, Cam was non-committal about naming Cleo Lemon as the starter for this week after Sunday's loss to Buffalo. So ... More >>

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    November 14, 2007

    John Beck Will Start

    According to Armando Salguero, Cam Cameron is expected to announce today that John Beck will start against the Eagles on Sunday. As it is, I won't have to stab Cam with a trident. Anyway, you all know I've been calling for this to happen since, like, Week 3. Better late than never I guess. Woot. ... More >>

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    November 12, 2007

    The Miami Dolphins are on the Clock

    Yep. We did it! The Miami Dolphins are now officially the worst team in the NFL. You just knew it. In the pit of your stomach. You knew the Fins were going to find a way to screw it up and give a game away that clearly should have been theirs. It’s just become something you expect. As sure as th ... More >>

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    November 6, 2007

    The Wrath of Cam

    "I went back and looked at the tape and remembered all the good things he's done. He's aware of the things he has to improve on," Cam Cameron said of starting Dolphins quarterback Cleo Lemon. "John Beck has been one play away from playing several weeks now. He's progressing, doing a nice job. We'l ... More >>

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    October 29, 2007

    Across the Pond For Yet Another Ass-Whuppin'

    Well, turns out the Dolphins suck on pretty much whatever continent they play on. The UK game came and went, the NFL finally got to force itself down the throats of the Brits while having their sport showcased on a field that matched the shittiness of the teams playing on it, and a jolly good time w ... More >>

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    September 13, 2007
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    August 23, 2007

    Are You Ready for Some Football?

    Get into the groove nice ’n’ early

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    August 9, 2007

    Swimming for Shore

    A 2007 Dolphins off-season retrospective