Britney Spears

EDM's Five Most Annoying Buzzwords

Whether you like it or not, dance music runs the world and therefore the cultural lexicon. We're going to go ahead and say that's a bad thing. Our hashtag-driven, buzz-worthy reality is giving us a headache, mostly because you dancing assholes can't stop saying the same shit over and over again. Y ... More >>

Top Ten Pop Twitter Twats: From Bruno to Britney and Bieber

The battle of the mindless pop star drones is real and gory, and the bloody fields of war are found on constantly refreshing Twitter feeds. Lady Gaga and her little monsters have just been unseated as the most obnoxious and numerous fans on the planet. Justin Bieber and his army of Beliebers have s ... More >>

Britney Spears's Baby Fathered by Federline's Brother? Bitch Stole His Credit Card Too?

Woah, what the fuck year is it? Looks and sounds like 2006. Because Britney Spears is hitting the headlines with Federline baby drama. Oops, girl, you did it again. Turns out, Feddie Le Bland's brother is claiming a love triangle with the singing baby mama. He even says Brit's lil' bundle of joy ... More >>

Britney Spears's Epic Breakdown: "Strapped to a Gurney, Screaming and Yelling"

Britney Spears went fucking crazy, y'all. Back in 2007, she was all over the place, shaving her head, driving with her babies in mama's lap, and releasing tracks like "Gimme More." Everyone falls on hard times. But now Spears has to live out her demons in the public eye all over again. And all be ... More >>

Six Shitty Music-Inspired Video Games, From Miley Cyrus to Motley Crue and 'N Sync

Pitchfork just launched its newest project, Soundplay, and it's pretty awesome. A team effort with video game and culture mag Kill Screen, Soundplay is a series of beautiful and enigmatic online games based on the music of M83, Cut Copy, Matthew Dear, and others. They've done a wonderful job of mat ... More >>

The 15 Richest Musicians: From Jay-Z to Rihanna, Justin Bieber, and Dr. Dre

Forbes just released its list of the "World's Most Powerful Celebrities," a somewhat arbitrary compilation that ranks everyone from athletes to movie stars to radio personalities "based on entertainment-related earnings plus media visibility (exposure in print, television, radio and online)." Acco ... More >>

Dangerous Lily

Five Stars We Liked Better When They Were Fat

​Oh, Kirstie Alley! Maybe you lost 100 pounds since your stint on Dancing With the Stars last year, but no way in deep-fried-stick-of-butter hell are you a size 6 and 130 pounds. You may be well on your way, thanks to your new 100 Days of Dance blog where you've been posting videos of yourself bus ... More >>

Susan Boyle's Depeche Mode Cover and Five Other Artists Who Ruined Perfectly Good Songs

​England's favorite frumpy, never-been-kissed, feel-good-story of 2009 has a new album, Someone to Watch Over Me, dropping November 1. And it's generating mad buzz with the 55-to-70-year-old demographic. Susan Boyle's new record will feature a sweet blend of slow jams ranging from Joni Mitchell' ... More >>

Identity Festival signals dance music's true arrival on the American scene

Identity Festival 2011: A Guide for Bros, Girls, Hip-Hoppers, Snobs, and Hipsters

​Dance music's gonna blow up! That's the kind of ecstatic chatter that's been endlessly parroted by pop commentators in 2011. However, this perception that electronic tuneage has been waiting idly on the sidelines just isn't true. Dance music crossed over a long time ago. In case you hadn't not ... More >>

Ten Shittiest MTV Video Music Awards Performances Ever

MTV Britney Madonna = Barf​The performances for the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards have been announced. And Crossfade is not impressed. Last week, when we broke down why the upcoming VMAs is a steaming hot turd, we already knew Lil Wayne would be on board, and would likely be performing his wet ... More >>

Britney Spears, Arnold Schwarzenegger Sell Out for Yen: Five Japanese Commercials

Britney Spears sells candy, not Starbucks and Doritos, in Japan.​Typically the life cycle of a celebrity is pretty predictable. Before becoming famous, there's the usual batch of embarrassing commercials in order to break into show business and pay the rent without resorting to prostitution, ... More >>

Britney Spears's Femme Fatale Tour With Nicki Minaj at the American Airlines Arena, July 22

Photo by George Martinez​​See the full 40-photo Britney Spears & Nicki Minaj at American Airlines Arena slideshow. Britney Spears's Femme Fatale Tour With Nicki Minaj, Jessie and the Toy Boys, and Nervo American Airlines Arena Friday, July 22, 2011 Better Than: A cherry Blow Pop. Forget Br ... More >>

Fashion Freakouts at Britney Spears's Femme Fatale With Nicki Minaj

Wait. Who? What? Is it? Is that Britney?Almost. ​Britney Spears and Nicki Minaj fans are kind of the cutest. Certainly, a few of them will leave cruel comments on this post, even if everything written were spectacularly kind. It's not. Either way, it's important to mention that they're adorable be ... More >>

Britney Spears's Femme Fatale Tour with Nicki Minaj at the AA Arena July 22

No Meat at Moz: What to Leave Home When Going to Other Concerts

We all know that meat is murder thanks to both the nature of what meat actually is (you know, dead animal flesh) and the vegetarian wails of sad pop king Morrissey. But now the quirky musical god has hit new levels of dietary restriction. As The Daily Mirror explains, "Stunned fans had their bags s ... More >>

Internet Makeup Goddess Gloria Nava on Britney, Sandra Bullock, and YouTube Trolls

Gloria Nava​Gloria Shuri Nava is the queen of internet makeup tutorials. This girl is kooky, kinda filthy, clearly smart, and definitely mesmerizing. The 23-year-old San Jose native showed America how to slap on face paint like Natalie Portman's character in Black Swan while making funn ... More >>

Britney Spears' Tickets Half Off? Four Things That Would Make It Worth Full Price

via Xwomanizerx​Recently, Perez Hilton reported that tickets for Britney Spears' Femme Fatale tour are selling for half off. Apparently, the original prices were extremely expensive, in the range of $96 to $346.50, before fees. But her boyfriend Jason Trawick is selling tickets on his site at a ... More >>

Britney Spears' "I Wanna Go" Tries and Fails With Robots and Creepy Sexual Innuendo

​Britney Spears, our favorite almost-30-year-old, meltdown-prone mom is trying to keep her music videos sexy. It isn't working and here are some lowlights from her new vid for "I Wanna Go."  Robots. People keep turning into androids. The video ends with a guy giving her a handful of seashells ... More >>

Tiny Pop Star Terra Jole is Mini-Gaga and Mini-Britney! And Wait, She's Mini-Katy Too!

Karl Giant​At four feet, two inches tall, Terra Jole is definitely one of the tinier pop stars in the game. Though she makes her living impersonating big names like Gaga, Britney, and now Katy Perry, she's a true talent, performing all of these pop goddesses' songs live onstage. When Jole's not ... More >>

Britney Spears Is Back! Femme Fatale! North American Tour! Miami Gig July 22!

Brit is back, bitches.​OK, so we're not really that excited about Britney Spears's hot new album Femme Fatale. Or her 11-city North American tour. Or even her local gig at the American Airlines Arena. The multiple exclamation points were gratuitous and cheap. But when a former pop tart goes bonk ... More >>

Five Crap Pop Hits Worse Than Rebecca Black's "Friday"

Is Rebecca Black really pop music's worst offender?​Six million of you have already endured it. Gawker asked if it was "the worst music video ever." Meanwhile, foreign press like The Sydney Morning Herald wonders why it has overtaken the Japanese earthquake and tsunami devastation on Twitter.Of co ... More >>

Five Super Bowl Halftime Moments That Totally Sucked

Steven Tyler and Britney Spears ... That totally sucked.​We know you're gearing up for the big game this Sunday. Maybe you're actually washing your Ben Rapistburger jersey for the first time all season, or polishing your cherished wedge of cheesehead. Whatever you're doing, you're getting pumped ... More >>

Britney Spears Walked Down the Aisle in Miami This Weekend

​Britney Spears, also known as the closest thing to a queen America currently has or deserves, was in town this Weekend and walked down the aisle. No, it wasn't another quickie wedding her like her 2004 Las Vegas nuptuials. Brit-Brit played brides maid to her friend and assistant Brett Miller, but ... More >>

DiscoTech Releases Devastating EP

​If you aren't aware of DiscoTech, the production trio is compromised of Midwesterns Joe Maz (who relocated here recently) and Gigamesh, along with local boy Danny Daze. Together they've produced remixed from Classixx, Kanye West, Britney Spears, Lykke Li, and more.Well now the group is also relea ... More >>

Britney Recording With Scott Storch in Miami?

Photo by Sayre BermanBritney performed at the American Airlines Arena twice last year.​Everyone -- meaning, uh, people with too much time on their hands on the Internet -- flipped their shit yesterday when word got out that Britney Spears was spotted over the weekend in Miami. She touched down wit ... More >>

Pieces of Her

Reappointed pop queen Britney Spears hits the American Airlines Arena.

Top Ten Thursdays: The Top 10 Sexiest Britney Spears Videos

via ticketmaster.com​Britney Spears has been an object of desire for more than a decade. Her jailbait "...Baby One More Time" video became a salacious sensation in 1998. Shamefully, often secretively, we've followed her kinky, wacky, outrageous endeavors ever since. If you believe the wisdom of Do ... More >>

Jordin Sparks Added to Britney Spears' September 2 Show

​Jordin Sparks, American Idol's youngest winner has been added as another opening act on Britney Spears' second leg of "The Circus Starring Britney Spears" tour. So if you're counting reasons to buy your tickets to the show: Jordin Sparks, Kristina DeBarge, $50 million production, 50 dancers, magi ... More >>

Diamond Girl

Cuban-born songstress CuCu Diamantes shines on a new album.

Pop Redemption

Hit Britney Spears with one more time to wow you, baby.

Rick Sanchez's Crack Shame

Rick Sanchez is our favorite twitter friend ever, but when he started tweeting last night about heady topics such as God, Hitler, and Torquemada, we thought he might be on something. Then he posted, "i am high on crack right now might not be coming to work today." Aha! Rick Sanchez, we always knew i ... More >>

The Britney Spears Circus Comes to Town Mar. 7

...No, really. As part of her Great American Second Act, Britney Spears' upcoming comeback tour is titled The Circus Starring Britney Spears, proving again that the woman's got more dark wit than expected. According to the current cover story on Spears in Rolling Stone, that means a bona fide, thr ... More >>

Red-String Divas

Kabbalah isn’t a celebrity trend; it’s serious spirituality.

Bringing Arab Sexy Back

MDC students put on a belly-dance bazaar.

Q-Burn's Abstract Message

You Need Rehab

We won’t take no, no, no for an answer

Lust for House

San Francisco deep house don Kaskade brings some more soul to Shine

Don’t Give Us Anymore, Britney

Microphone Fiend

Do you have “Ice, Ice Baby”?

The 10 Hottest Hairless Celebs in History

Paparazzi’s Wet Dream

Move Me, Baby, One More Time

The Veronicas

The Secret Life Of ... (Sire)

Oops, She Did It Again!

Miami Beach has two sets of laws -- one for Britney Spears, one for the rest of us

Singing Celestial Strumpets

Britney, you slut, you get a laser show too!

Best Karaoke

Karaoke Horror Show

The End of Innocence

Britney Spears peers through the looking glass of fame

Best Place To Ditch The Kids For A Few Hours

The Shops at Sunset Place