Britney Spears

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Move Me, Baby, One More Time

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Blowfly

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The Britney Spears Circus Comes to Town Mar. 7

...No, really. As part of her Great American Second Act, Britney Spears' upcoming comeback tour is titled The Circus Starring Britney Spears, proving again that the woman's got more dark wit than expected. According to the current cover story on Spears in Rolling Stone, that means a bona fide, thr ... More >>

Rick Sanchez's Crack Shame

Rick Sanchez is our favorite twitter friend ever, but when he started tweeting last night about heady topics such as God, Hitler, and Torquemada, we thought he might be on something. Then he posted, "i am high on crack right now might not be coming to work today." Aha! Rick Sanchez, we always knew i ... More >>

Q&A with CuCu Diamantes

CuCu Diamantes' solo debut CUCULAND is at once a breath of fresh air and a nostalgic whiff of a more glamorous time.  It shimmers with the glitz and glamour of an era when catching a show meant dinner jackets and hair tonic, evening gowns and diamonds.  But it also bares its teeth and bite ... More >>

News Roundup

Local Carlos Alvarez recommends that the county add 13 hybrid buses to its fleet. [SFBJ] The final words of the music teacher who killed his wife and two daughters: "I love you," spoken to the 16-year-old son he shot at but missed. [AP] Some British guy was having a marvelous time over here in Flor ... More >>

Diamond Girl

Cuban-born songstress CuCu Diamantes shines on a new album.

Pop Redemption

Hit Britney Spears with one more time to wow you, baby.

Good and Badrutt's

The new place south of downtown isn't perfect, but it's seriously versatile.

Your Company Name Here

Summer tour sponsorship we would not like to see.

Red-String Divas

Kabbalah isn’t a celebrity trend; it’s serious spirituality.

Bringing Arab Sexy Back

MDC students put on a belly-dance bazaar.

Q-Burn's Abstract Message

MDC students put on a belly-dance bazaar.

You Need Rehab

We won’t take no, no, no for an answer

Lust for House

San Francisco deep house don Kaskade brings some more soul to Shine

Microphone Fiend

Do you have “Ice, Ice Baby”?

Good, Old, and Heavy

Macy Gray and the Brand New Heavies satisfy your soul

Paparazzi’s Wet Dream

Macy Gray and the Brand New Heavies satisfy your soul

The Veronicas

The Secret Life Of ... (Sire)

Oops, She Did It Again!

Miami Beach has two sets of laws -- one for Britney Spears, one for the rest of us

Singing Celestial Strumpets

Britney, you slut, you get a laser show too!

Best Karaoke

Karaoke Horror Show

The End of Innocence

Britney Spears peers through the looking glass of fame

Best Place To Ditch The Kids For A Few Hours

The Shops at Sunset Place

Jordin Sparks Added to Britney Spears' September 2 Show

​Jordin Sparks, American Idol's youngest winner has been added as another opening act on Britney Spears' second leg of "The Circus Starring Britney Spears" tour. So if you're counting reasons to buy your tickets to the show: Jordin Sparks, Kristina DeBarge, $50 million production, 50 dancers, magi ... More >>

Pieces of Her

Reappointed pop queen Britney Spears hits the American Airlines Arena.

Top Ten Thursdays: The Top 10 Sexiest Britney Spears Videos

via ticketmaster.com​Britney Spears has been an object of desire for more than a decade. Her jailbait "...Baby One More Time" video became a salacious sensation in 1998. Shamefully, often secretively, we've followed her kinky, wacky, outrageous endeavors ever since. If you believe the wisdom of Do ... More >>

News Roundup: AFC Beats NFC in Pro Bowl

Los Van Van, the Cuban dance band that performed at the Knight Center last night, drew around 400 anti-Castro protesters. [ABCNews]Inner-city neighborhoods such as Liberty City might be in position for an economic renaissance. [Herald]Miami-Dade interim director James Loftus is expected to be p ... More >>

Britney Recording With Scott Storch in Miami?

Photo by Sayre BermanBritney performed at the American Airlines Arena twice last year.​Everyone -- meaning, uh, people with too much time on their hands on the Internet -- flipped their shit yesterday when word got out that Britney Spears was spotted over the weekend in Miami. She touched down wit ... More >>

DiscoTech Releases Devastating EP

​If you aren't aware of DiscoTech, the production trio is compromised of Midwesterns Joe Maz (who relocated here recently) and Gigamesh, along with local boy Danny Daze. Together they've produced remixed from Classixx, Kanye West, Britney Spears, Lykke Li, and more.Well now the group is also relea ... More >>

Britney Spears Walked Down the Aisle in Miami This Weekend

​Britney Spears, also known as the closest thing to a queen America currently has or deserves, was in town this Weekend and walked down the aisle. No, it wasn't another quickie wedding her like her 2004 Las Vegas nuptuials. Brit-Brit played brides maid to her friend and assistant Brett Miller, but ... More >>

Five Super Bowl Halftime Moments That Totally Sucked

Steven Tyler and Britney Spears ... That totally sucked.​We know you're gearing up for the big game this Sunday. Maybe you're actually washing your Ben Rapistburger jersey for the first time all season, or polishing your cherished wedge of cheesehead. Whatever you're doing, you're getting pumped ... More >>

Five Crap Pop Hits Worse Than Rebecca Black's "Friday"

Is Rebecca Black really pop music's worst offender?​Six million of you have already endured it. Gawker asked if it was "the worst music video ever." Meanwhile, foreign press like The Sydney Morning Herald wonders why it has overtaken the Japanese earthquake and tsunami devastation on Twitter.Of co ... More >>

Britney Spears Is Back! Femme Fatale! North American Tour! Miami Gig July 22!

Brit is back, bitches.​OK, so we're not really that excited about Britney Spears's hot new album Femme Fatale. Or her 11-city North American tour. Or even her local gig at the American Airlines Arena. The multiple exclamation points were gratuitous and cheap. But when a former pop tart goes bonk ... More >>

Tiny Pop Star Terra Jole is Mini-Gaga and Mini-Britney! And Wait, She's Mini-Katy Too!

Karl Giant​At four feet, two inches tall, Terra Jole is definitely one of the tinier pop stars in the game. Though she makes her living impersonating big names like Gaga, Britney, and now Katy Perry, she's a true talent, performing all of these pop goddesses' songs live onstage. When Jole's not ... More >>

Britney Spears' "I Wanna Go" Tries and Fails With Robots and Creepy Sexual Innuendo

​Britney Spears, our favorite almost-30-year-old, meltdown-prone mom is trying to keep her music videos sexy. It isn't working and here are some lowlights from her new vid for "I Wanna Go."  Robots. People keep turning into androids. The video ends with a guy giving her a handful of seashells ... More >>

Britney Spears' Tickets Half Off? Four Things That Would Make It Worth Full Price

via Xwomanizerx​Recently, Perez Hilton reported that tickets for Britney Spears' Femme Fatale tour are selling for half off. Apparently, the original prices were extremely expensive, in the range of $96 to $346.50, before fees. But her boyfriend Jason Trawick is selling tickets on his site at a ... More >>

Internet Makeup Goddess Gloria Nava on Britney, Sandra Bullock, and YouTube Trolls

Gloria Nava​Gloria Shuri Nava is the queen of internet makeup tutorials. This girl is kooky, kinda filthy, clearly smart, and definitely mesmerizing. The 23-year-old San Jose native showed America how to slap on face paint like Natalie Portman's character in Black Swan while making funn ... More >>

No Meat at Moz: What to Leave Home When Going to Other Concerts

We all know that meat is murder thanks to both the nature of what meat actually is (you know, dead animal flesh) and the vegetarian wails of sad pop king Morrissey. But now the quirky musical god has hit new levels of dietary restriction. As The Daily Mirror explains, "Stunned fans had their bags s ... More >>

Britney Spears's Femme Fatale Tour with Nicki Minaj at the AA Arena July 22

We all know that meat is murder thanks to both the nature of what meat actually is (you know, dead animal flesh) and the vegetarian wails of sad pop king Morrissey. But now the quirky musical god has hit new levels of dietary restriction. As The Daily Mirror explains, "Stunned fans had their bags s ... More >>

Britney Spears's Femme Fatale Tour With Nicki Minaj at the American Airlines Arena, July 22

Photo by George Martinez​​See the full 40-photo Britney Spears & Nicki Minaj at American Airlines Arena slideshow. Britney Spears's Femme Fatale Tour With Nicki Minaj, Jessie and the Toy Boys, and Nervo American Airlines Arena Friday, July 22, 2011 Better Than: A cherry Blow Pop. Forget Br ... More >>

Fashion Freakouts at Britney Spears's Femme Fatale With Nicki Minaj

Wait. Who? What? Is it? Is that Britney?Almost. ​Britney Spears and Nicki Minaj fans are kind of the cutest. Certainly, a few of them will leave cruel comments on this post, even if everything written were spectacularly kind. It's not. Either way, it's important to mention that they're adorable be ... More >>

Britney Spears, Arnold Schwarzenegger Sell Out for Yen: Five Japanese Commercials

Britney Spears sells candy, not Starbucks and Doritos, in Japan.​Typically the life cycle of a celebrity is pretty predictable. Before becoming famous, there's the usual batch of embarrassing commercials in order to break into show business and pay the rent without resorting to prostitution, ... More >>

Ten Shittiest MTV Video Music Awards Performances Ever

MTV Britney Madonna = Barf​The performances for the 2011 MTV Video Music Awards have been announced. And Crossfade is not impressed. Last week, when we broke down why the upcoming VMAs is a steaming hot turd, we already knew Lil Wayne would be on board, and would likely be performing his wet ... More >>

Identity Festival 2011: A Guide for Bros, Girls, Hip-Hoppers, Snobs, and Hipsters

​Dance music's gonna blow up! That's the kind of ecstatic chatter that's been endlessly parroted by pop commentators in 2011. However, this perception that electronic tuneage has been waiting idly on the sidelines just isn't true. Dance music crossed over a long time ago. In case you hadn't not ... More >>

Identity Festival signals dance music's true arrival on the American scene

​Dance music's gonna blow up! That's the kind of ecstatic chatter that's been endlessly parroted by pop commentators in 2011. However, this perception that electronic tuneage has been waiting idly on the sidelines just isn't true. Dance music crossed over a long time ago. In case you hadn't not ... More >>

Susan Boyle's Depeche Mode Cover and Five Other Artists Who Ruined Perfectly Good Songs

​England's favorite frumpy, never-been-kissed, feel-good-story of 2009 has a new album, Someone to Watch Over Me, dropping November 1. And it's generating mad buzz with the 55-to-70-year-old demographic. Susan Boyle's new record will feature a sweet blend of slow jams ranging from Joni Mitchell' ... More >>

Selena Gomez's Death Threat and the Ten Creepiest Pop Star Stalkers of All Time

​Barely legal teen pop queen (and Justin Bieber's girlfriend) Selena Gomez received a seriously threatening letter from a superfan-turned-stalker named Thomas Brodnicki and Crossfade can't help but wonder if those naked gold statues had anything to do with it. Regardless, it's ridiculous for a 46 ... More >>