Subject: Britney Spears

• Britney's Almost-Miami Meltdown

  February 20, 2007

• The 10 Hottest Hairless Celebs in History

  February 20, 2007

• Move Me, Baby, One More Time

  November 24, 2006

• Don’t Give Us Anymore, Britney

  September 10, 2007

• Joe Garcia Follows in McCain's Celebrity Attack Ad Footsteps

  September 24, 2008

• Wade Deep

  October 7, 2004

• The Britney Spears/Economic Crisis: Jon Stewart for President

  October 13, 2008

• Videocy

  December 23, 2004

• Blowfly

  June 2, 2005

• The Subways

  April 13, 2006

• The Britney Spears Circus Comes to Town Mar. 7

  ...No, really. As part of her Great American Second Act, Britney Spears' upcoming comeback tour is titled The Circus Starring Britney Spears, proving again that the woman's got more dark wit than expected. According to the current cover story on Spears in Rolling Stone, that means a bona fide, three-ring deal, complete with live animals. Rehearsals start in January with superchoreographer Wade Robson; openers are the Pussycat Dolls, who, though pert enough, lack a great deal of charisma or mem

  December 3, 2008

• Guantanamo Interrogators Torture Inmates with Britney Spears

  So apparently our military has decided to use what they call a 'sonic bludgeon' in order to get information out of prisoners with out actually using, you know, physical torture. This is truly American innovation at its best! Interrogators at military prisons like Guantanamo Bay blast songs, like Britney Spear's "Baby One More Time," into cells at high decibels on repeat for hours at a time. The goal is that prisoners will eventually leak information. No word if any prisoner has cracked to the p

  December 11, 2008

• Rick Sanchez's Crack Shame

  Rick Sanchez is our favorite twitter friend ever, but when he started tweeting last night about heady topics such as God, Hitler, and Torquemada, we thought he might be on something. Then he posted, "i am high on crack right now might not be coming to work today." Aha! Rick Sanchez, we always knew it! As if we needed another reason to make sure he was kept off the road. Turns out Twitter got hacked along with the likes of Fox News ("Breaking News: Bill O Riley [sic] Is Gay") and Britney Spears

  January 5, 2009

• News Roundup

  Joe Cool 2: The Teenage Trial begins today. [AP]Ft. Lauderdale holds its local elections today. Mayor Jim Naugle is not running for re-election. 18 years of public service and he'll always be the dude who complained about gay toilet sex. What a legacy. [NBC6]Randy Shannon picked NC assistant John Lovett as UM's new defensive coordinator. Lovett, do you love it? [Sporting News]A man was convicted for his part in a shady check cashing scheme. [SFBJ]Miami Circle was designated as a National Histori

  February 10, 2009

• Q&A with CuCu Diamantes

  CuCu Diamantes' solo debut CUCULAND is at once a breath of fresh air and a nostalgic whiff of a more glamorous time.  It shimmers with the glitz and glamour of an era when catching a show meant dinner jackets and hair tonic, evening gowns and diamonds.  But it also bares its teeth and bites down on the modern sounds of New York City's streets, and if you close your eyes a sudden almost tangible perception of the faint smell of tastefully applied Chanel can just as quickly become the st

  March 9, 2009

• News Roundup

  News5 people were shot outside a Miami Gardens night club, but it seems all will recover. [UPI]Is there anything left to cut? McClatchy, The Herald's parent company, plans to eliminate another 1600 jobs company wide. That's 15% of its remaining work force. [Bloomberg]All these recent cases of Medicare fraud are kind of Medicare's fault because they reinstated 18 medical equipment suppliers that were known to be shams. [Herald]PoliticsPresident Obama is reversing Bush's stemcell ban. [CBS4]Obama'

  March 9, 2009

• News Roundup

  Local Carlos Alvarez recommends that the county add 13 hybrid buses to its fleet. [SFBJ] The final words of the music teacher who killed his wife and two daughters: "I love you," spoken to the 16-year-old son he shot at but missed. [AP] Some British guy was having a marvelous time over here in Florida opening one fraudulent business after another until the feds indicted him today. [SFBJ] After a shutdown at Turkey Point, FPL demanded nuclear reactors be brought back online in 12 hours. The top

  March 12, 2009

• Diamond Girl

  March 19, 2009

• Pop Redemption

  March 5, 2009

• Good and Badrutt's

  The new place south of downtown isn't perfect, but it's seriously versatile.

  September 4, 2008

• Red-String Divas

  Kabbalah isn’t a celebrity trend; it’s serious spirituality.

  May 29, 2008

• Bringing Arab Sexy Back

  MDC students put on a belly-dance bazaar.

  May 8, 2008

• Q-Burn's Abstract Message

  February 21, 2008

• Bigger, Blacker, Funnier

  One way or another, Chris Rock will make you cry.

  February 7, 2008

• Auld Lang Syne

  We'll take a cup of kindness for some of this year's musical train wrecks.

  December 27, 2007

• You Need Rehab

  October 18, 2007

• Lust for House

  September 27, 2007

• Microphone Fiend

  August 23, 2007

• Good, Old, and Heavy

  August 9, 2007

• Paparazzi’s Wet Dream

  November 30, 2006

• This Shot’s For You

  May 17, 2007

• The Veronicas

  May 4, 2006

• Oops, She Did It Again!

  April 25, 2002

• Glitch Maestro

  April 4, 2002

• Singing Celestial Strumpets

  February 7, 2002

• A New Tune

  November 8, 2001

• Old Soul

  June 28, 2001

• Skip It

  May 31, 2001

• Best Karaoke

  May 17, 2001

• The End of Innocence

  September 7, 2000

• Best Place To Ditch The Kids For A Few Hours

  May 11, 2000

• Kulchur

  July 22, 1999

• Fairchild Garden's Website Has Been Hacked! WTF?

  courtesy fairchildgarden.org Who's that lady?First Brit Brit's Twitter account, and now funny things are happening with the website of our very own Fairchild Tropical Botanic Garden. Up until a few minutes ago, if you visited the site, you'd find shots of a jovial, 20-something woman posing in what looks to be a junky dorm room. Dressed in jeans and a taupe blouse, she thrusts her fists into the air in a gesture of jubilant triumph, poses with a dippy grin and her hands on

  June 29, 2009

• Miami Is Burning: Local Drag Queen Wins Spot on RuPaul's Drag Race

  Local drag queen Jessica Wild better get ready to work! Turn to the left. Work! Now turn to the right. Work! Sashay, you stay, because she's been cast in the next season of Logo's RuPaul's Drag Race. She wasn't cast in the traditional manner; she won an online casting competition to take the 12th spot on the show. On the show, the girls compete by lip-synching, dancing, wearing fancy costumes, snatching trophies -- y'know, drag queen stuff -- and in the end, one is crowned queen of the quee

  July 28, 2009

• Jordin Sparks Added to Britney Spears' September 2 Show

  ​Jordin Sparks, American Idol's youngest winner has been added as another opening act on Britney Spears' second leg of "The Circus Starring Britney Spears" tour. So if you're counting reasons to buy your tickets to the show: Jordin Sparks, Kristina DeBarge, $50 million production, 50 dancers, magicians, clowns, acrobats, and a 34 truck convoy to carry all the equipment from show to show. Britney is really outdoing herself on this tour, and it's showing in ticket sales. According to a press rel

  August 19, 2009

• Top Ten Thursdays: The Top 10 Sexiest Britney Spears Videos

  via ticketmaster.com​Britney Spears has been an object of desire for more than a decade. Her jailbait "...Baby One More Time" video became a salacious sensation in 1998. Shamefully, often secretively, we've followed her kinky, wacky, outrageous endeavors ever since. If you believe the wisdom of Don Draper -- and, really, you should -- it's a simple case of, "men want her, women want to be like her." How else does one explain Spears' ongoing popularity and why you're holding a ticket to her Sep

  August 27, 2009

• A Big DJ Booking For Broward: Kaskade at Gryphon This Sunday, September 6

  ​Enough has already been said about Kaskade's Mormon upbringing in Salt Lake City. Blah, blah, blah - a little faith never prevented anyone from making good music, even if that music was meant to be played in the decadent world of nightclubs. But Kaskade, born Ryan Raddon, has always listed towards the brighter sides of the dance world, creating warm, friendly house music that your girlfriend would like.Signed to San Francisco's legendary Om Records for a large chunk of this decade, as Kaskade

  August 31, 2009

• News Roundup

  Efraim Diveroli, the 23-year-old Miami Beach arms dealer who illegally supplied Chinese-made ammunition to Afghanistan, has pleaded guilty. He face five years in prison and a $250,000 fine. [Reuters] Mitch McConnell and John McCain are confirmed to be at that health-care forum today in Hialeah. [Herald] Yesterday a man walked into a Miami Beach Police station and admitted to killing a mother and daughter. [CBS4] Charlie Crist struck a new gambling deal with the Seminole tribe yesterda

  September 1, 2009

• Miguel Migs

  October 1, 2009

• Musicians Demand Classified Gitmo Memos On How Their Tunes Were Used As Torture

  Of all the outrages perpetrated at Guantanamo Bay -- which New Times explored in depth earlier this year on our visit to the prison camp in southern Cuba -- one of the strangest has to be the military's music-based "futility technique."via Wikimedia Commons​In case you've succeeded in washing the stain of Gitmo from your memory, Army interrogators came up with a whole laundry list of disturbing "enhanced interrogation methods" -- also known as "torture" to the non-military among us -- to try t

  October 22, 2009