Subject: Brett Favre

• Fins Need a Win, The Rest is Meaningless

  December 11, 2007

• Drama on the Gridiron: Dolphins vs. Jets

  September 5, 2008

• Lil Wayne Starts Blogging for ESPN

  October 3, 2008

• The Dolphins' Ass-Kicking Prowess Has Gone International

  Holy sugartits is this a magical time to be a Dolphins fan! They're just displaying all kinds of dexterity in the ass-kicking department, as they did yesterday when they flew into Canada's Rogers Centre and delivered a beatdown to the rival Buffalo Bills. The Fins defeated Buffalo 16-3 in front of a crowd of Canadians that can only be described as moderé, which in French I think means, "I am unimpressed with your game of futbol, so I shall wave my genitals in your general direction, sacrebleu!

  December 8, 2008

• Two Dolphins Headed to Pro Bowl, but Not Pennington

  So the Pro Bowl selections were announced and your Miami Dolphins snagged two spots on the AFC team. Beloved trash talker Joey Porter will be one of the starting outside linebackers, while Ronnie Brown will serve as a reserve running back. One of the biggest snubs? Chad Pennington, who has been having a breakout year since joining the team. Not exactly unexpected, but a lot of Fins fans had reasonable hopes.Peyton Manning will be the the AFC's starting QB, but the real salt in the wound is that

  December 16, 2008

• News Roundup

  Your Miami Dolphins did it! Some how! Some way! They took their division, are heading to the play offs, and made the greatest season to season turn around in NFL history. Not only that but to get their they beat the Patriots, who last year came ridiculously close to joining the '72 Dolphins in perfect season lore. Then this week we beat the Jets. The team that ditched Pennington for Brett Favre, a man whose broken many of Dan Marino's records. This was the weirdest season ever, but it feels so

  December 29, 2008

• A Thanksgiving Ode to Chad Pennington, Our Meh-rino

  November 27, 2008

• A New Beginning

  The rebuilding Dolphins open the season against Brett and the Jets.

  September 4, 2008

• Rooting for the Laundry

  August 21, 2008

• Dance Between the Dashes

  October 19, 2006