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Subject: Brett Favre

  • Fins Need a Win, The Rest is Meaningless

    December 11, 2007
  • Drama on the Gridiron: Dolphins vs. Jets

    September 5, 2008
  • Lil Wayne Starts Blogging for ESPN

    October 3, 2008
  • The Dolphins' Ass-Kicking Prowess Has Gone International

    Holy sugartits is this a magical time to be a Dolphins fan! They're just displaying all kinds of dexterity in the ass-kicking department, as they did yesterday when they flew into Canada's Rogers Centre and delivered a beatdown to the rival Buffalo Bills. The Fins defeated Buffalo 16-3 in front of a crowd of Canadians that can only be described as moderé, which in French I think means, "I am unimpressed with your game of futbol, so I shall wave my genitals in your general direction, sacrebleu!

    December 8, 2008
  • Two Dolphins Headed to Pro Bowl, but Not Pennington

    So the Pro Bowl selections were announced and your Miami Dolphins snagged two spots on the AFC team. Beloved trash talker Joey Porter will be one of the starting outside linebackers, while Ronnie Brown will serve as a reserve running back. One of the biggest snubs? Chad Pennington, who has been having a breakout year since joining the team. Not exactly unexpected, but a lot of Fins fans had reasonable hopes.Peyton Manning will be the the AFC's starting QB, but the real salt in the wound is that

    December 16, 2008
  • News Roundup

    Your Miami Dolphins did it! Some how! Some way! They took their division, are heading to the play offs, and made the greatest season to season turn around in NFL history. Not only that but to get their they beat the Patriots, who last year came ridiculously close to joining the '72 Dolphins in perfect season lore. Then this week we beat the Jets. The team that ditched Pennington for Brett Favre, a man whose broken many of Dan Marino's records. This was the weirdest season ever, but it feels so

    December 29, 2008
  • A Thanksgiving Ode to Chad Pennington, Our Meh-rino

    November 27, 2008
  • A New Beginning

    The rebuilding Dolphins open the season against Brett and the Jets.

    September 4, 2008
  • Rooting for the Laundry

    August 21, 2008
  • Dance Between the Dashes

    October 19, 2006
  • Our Balls Are Oblong

    January 21, 2010
  • Who Do We Want Coming To Miami: Colts vs. Jet; Vikings vs. Saints

    ​It's Conference Championship weekend, meaning the teams that get to pack their bags for Miami are decided on Sunday. For a depressing 16th year in a row our Miami Dolphins aren't in the running, and as Gus mentioned yesterday we could really care less about who wins. But we will have to deal with their drunken fans in the first weekend of February so we might as well start preparing now. AFC Championship: Indianapolis Colts vs New York JetsHere is why we really want t

    January 22, 2010
  • Guide to Recognizing Your New Orleans Saints

    ​"Who Dat Nation" has begun its descent on our fair city in advance of the Super Bowl, where the New Orleans Saints will take on the Indianapolis Colts. Fittingly, while the Colts will stay in Fort Lauderdale, the Saints will hang out at the InterContinental Hotel in downtown Miami, and last night, the Miami Tower (until recently known as the Bank of America Tower) was lit up in Saints colors. But who are these Who Dats, and what should you do if you encounter one? Riptide has your handy

    February 2, 2010