Valentine's Day. The most romantic day of the year. By now, you've made the dinner reservations (if not, here's a handy, dandy guide), bought the chocolate (here's where to get the finest sweets in Miami) and flowers, and purchased a card that's funny and sincere, without being too creepy. Now, o ... More >>
Sure, weekends are great. But when you throw in Gin Blossoms, Tracy Morgan, Bret Michaels, and cocktails, you're in for the Ultimate Miami Weekend at Magic City Casino. Going down November 7 through 9, the 305's most talented will compete against one another for the title of Miami's Ultimate Band ... More >>
Project Pat EVE, Miami Friday, January 18, 2013 It was a rap show. So in the tradition of rap shows, EVE was turned into a battleground state for real and/or true hip hop. And Project Pat -- Three Six Mafia affiliate and Juicy J's real-life brother -- was the guest of honor.
Diabetes, a literal hole in the heart, and severe brain hemorrhaging would almost certainly kill the common man. Poison's Bret Michaels, however, is not your average Joe. "I feel really great," Michaels recently told the Columbus Dispatch. "I'm about 90-percent back from the hemorrhage and the h ... More >>
WTF, 1.8 Million people "like" Def Leppard on Facebook? And holy shit, another 800,000 dig Poison? No wonder these two glam metal giants are hitting the road together again; it'll be the biggest tour ever! That's right, MILFS, "Great Britain's premiere arena rock band" and Rock of Love heartth ... More >>
Edvill, FlickrThe Beastie Boys, Eric B. & Rakim, Donovan, and the Cure were among 15 artists nominated this morning by the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame committee for the class of 2012. Only five will make it, earning a sacred spot alongside some of the greats. Chances are, Guns N' Roses, will ... More >>
Why are music cruises all the rage? Is it some kind of reactionary Great Recession diversion for those few who can actually afford it? Back in February, Miami's young-adults-in-leather-jackets got a taste of the open seas with the garage rock-themed Bruise Cruise. Atlanta scuzzballs Black Lips w ... More >>
Two tickets, refunded, please.Do you hear that high-pitched wail? This morning, America's peroxide blonde, bubble-bodied, wannabe hair metal vixens have locked themselves in public washroom across the country and they're weeping uncontrollably while squealing out the chorus to Bret Michaels's " ... More >>
Talk about a confederacy of douches. In retrospect, it only makes sense that Bret Michaels and Charlie Sheen are good friends. Apparently they once owned a production company together, and Michaels taught Sheen the first thing any self-respecting bad boy celebrity needs to know: the proper trashi ... More >>
RamaThe Miami Dolphins are on fire, y'all. A win against da Bears on Thursday night will make two-in-a-row for the team, tying their season-high win streak for the first time since beating the Bills and Vikings on consecutive weeks in September. Reason enough to party, right? Hell yes. And with t ... More >>
CC by 2.0, via lanchutt on FlickrSwoon over Adam Levine? Act fast and do it for no fee. One of the worst thing about being a devoted live music fan is the sticker shock that comes when a ticket's final price is totaled up. A ticket that's about $20 can end up as much as $40 sometimes when you lum ... More >>
Chef Stone: an Aussie with American spiritMaybe you've never eaten his food, but now that Curtis Stone has managed to hang on for seven Celebrity Apprentice episodes, much of America hungers for whatever he's willing to cook up. This Aussie chef known as much for his talent as his spiked, blonde ... More >>
Megan wanted a millionaire, instead she got a DUI.Megan Hauserman, the prolific reality TV star, was arrested yesterday morning on Miami Beach for driving under the influence. At about 3:15 a.m. police observed her 2008 BMW weaving between lanes and traveling 75 mph in a 55 mph zone. Police ... More >>
When Liberty City's Chad Ochocinco does something, he doesn't half-ass it. Especially when that something is utterly ridiculous. The man changed his last name to Ochocinco, after all.So when it was announced he'd make the inevitable jump to reality TV by being a contestant on Dancing With the S ... More >>
Patrons at the revamped SoBe hot spot sound just like the old party animals.
Want to see Def Leppard, Poison (with Bret Michaels, by the way) and Cheap Trick for just $15? You're in luck as the good people at Live Nation and West Palm's Cruzan Amphitheatre know how much it hurts to pay those taxes and want to help by hooking up your ears and pockets with metal from a time wh ... More >>
We're telling you this now so you have plenty of time to prepare. Def Leppard, Poison and Cheap Trick have announced a joint tour spanning 40 cities, including West Palm Beach. So start growing that mullet, acid washing those jeans and building up your tolerance for cheap beer and feathered bangs, b ... More >>
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