"Maybe these crazed South Americans are simply twisted backward from childhoods of dodging bullets and finding cocaine mixed into the sugar bowl."
"It's a hard way to make a living. Try combining that with some cheapskate who doesn't want to part with a dollar at the end of a dance."
"Marijuana causes many health and social problems. It lowers testosterone levels and causes sterility."
A veteran Olympic swimmer Aims to beat the skeptics.
"How many times can you rank the hottest sororities? It just gets meaner and meaner."