This Thursday, October 10, we'll be throwing a little get-together for all those who knew and love the late David Dubrow. Our intern fell victim to the injuries sustained in a Connecticut house fire in August. And we miss him terribly. But the best way to honor him is by raising our glass and toas ... More >>
Playing evil is more fun than playing good anyway, right?
Dr. Michael Salzhauer is an outlier in the already strange world of Miami plastic surgeons. He's as talented as his competitors, but "Dr. Schnoz" is famous for his wacky stunts like his notorious "Jewcan Sam" video, a plastic surgery patient fashion show, and offering free Botox to his Facebook foll ... More >>
Once again, Anthony Bourdain reads my thoughts and soul and brings me an hour of fast cars, fresh pastas, and aged treats. Of course, we're talking about Italy. Specifically the northern part, known as the bread basket of the country -- Emilia Romagna.Tony is joined by Michael White, once an America ... More >>
See also "Vince Neil Falls at His Vegas Strip Club: An Extremely Detailed Breakdown." Can you think of anything less arousing than Girls, Girls, Girls, a Vegas strip club where Mötley Crüe frontman Vince Neil runs around like a horny lil' piggy smearing his fake tan all over the highly plastici ... More >>
Canning and preserving foods may be a hobby for hipsters in Brooklyn, but it's actually practical for us here in Miami. With the very real threat of hurricanes and the zombie apocalypse, every good South Florida resident should be prepared to go a few weeks without electricity, and canning is an ef ... More >>
Dr. Michael Salzhauer is a damn good plastic surgeon. He's pretty damn controversial, too, thanks to his many publicity stunts. Earlier this year, he attained Internet infamy with a music video entitled "Jewcan Sam (A Nose Job Love Song)." Critics called him anti-Semitic.Now he's at it again with a ... More >>
YAY HATE GROUPSUpdate 2:54 p.m.: Rick Scott spokesman Lane Wright said there's no day of prayer and no Florida event planned, and that Scott has not committed either way to the Texas event.Texas Gov. Rick Perry invited the 49 other governors to his football-stadium prayerfest spectacular in Augus ... More >>
We know times are tough, but we don't know how many times we have to tell you all: do not try and save a few bucks when it comes to having potentially dangerous chemicals injected in to your face. You want Botox, that's fine, but for the love of God make sure the person putting weird things insid ... More >>
We all love a bargain, but when it comes to things that we inject in our face maybe its best to pay for quality service. An unnamed Kendall woman wanted to save a few bucks on Botox injections, so she traveled up to Boca Raton twice a year for eight years to get pumped up by Nora Patricia Hidalgo ... More >>
In absolutely bone chilling news that will shake the greater Miami area to its very core: Our fair city has fallen from its perennial position as the number one city with the most attractive people on Travel Leisure's annual "America's Favorite Cities List." God dammit people, what is going on ... More >>
In today's roundup of horrible news: A woman is arrested after being shot in the face with Botox needles and never paying, a tourist was shot in the face with a gun, and a teenage boy was shot in the head while his 1-year-old niece was shot in the foot in Liberty City.
Everybody knows that in order to stay on top in Miami, you always have to look your best. And let's face it, MiamiNewTimes.com was looking a little weathered -- even Botox wasn't helping anymore. So it's time to take more drastic measures: MiamiNewTimes.com is going under the knife, so to speak, and ... More >>
Patients in a new study at the University of Miami have had Botox regularly shot into their urethra -- keep your mind out of the gutter -- to see if perhaps the chemical could be used to treat overactive bladder problems.Botox is usually used cosmetically to numb muscles in the faces to lessen th ... More >>
Certain corners of the South Florida economy depend on a steady supply of new fake breasts, but spending on plastic surgery dropped 20 percent last year.America shelled out only $10.5 million on nips and tucks in 2009, down from $13.2 million in 2007. The number of actual surgeries ... More >>
Summer hasn't even officially begun, but the heat is already reaching unbearable levels. Riptide sweated so much this weekend we are looking into Botox treatments. For those who were smart enough to stay near an air conditioner, here is what you missed over the weekend:Jazid's 13th Anniversary Party ... More >>
Logan FazioGym Class Heroes performing at the re-opening of the Clevelander in South Beach. Click here to view the full slide show.The Academy Is... and Gym Class HeroesThursday, April 30, 2009 Clevelander, Miami BeachLife doesn't get any better than this, really. Thursday night, ground zero for a ... More >>
The curious case of The Curious Case of Benjamin Button.
Ah, the life of an ex-president. When the wife isn't unleashing you like an aging attack froodle on this or that Junior Senator in pursuit of her master plan, it's actually pretty serene. Flying to and fro in private jets; staying in the world's finest hotels in every locale; getting paid $100,000 t ... More >>
As the economy has tightened, Pretty in the City has noticed a distinct correlation between crowds at high-end department stores and the rise of female-centric shopping events and trunk shows. As the crowds able to afford splurges at Neiman-Marcus and Nordstrom's continue to shrink, more of these f ... More >>
When the torch has been extinguished, head to the podium.
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Diane Rehm is here to put a face to National Public Radio.
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Books & Books
This holiday movie will make you very, very Kranky
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Miami Beach Commissioner Matti Bower seeks to inject some lowbrow into high art
Get that war-frown off your face!
Forget about the clubs, the real scene is hanging at the galleries
Janice Dickinson personified high-fashion shoots and Hollywood trysts. Now modeling's original bad girl explores life beyond the runway.